Pats Fans, Meet Your New God
The New England might have missed out on the playoffs, but that just means they’ll have extra time to scout for the 2009 NFL Draft before Scott Pioli bolts town. So which player can you expect to draw the eye of Red Sox Nation? Well let’s just say he’s a former baseball player who played SIX positions before settling in as a receiver for the Rice Owls (former home of one Larry Izzo). Sure James Casey is a 24 year-old sophomore with limited football experience, but by god, look at that white man spin!
He’s like Welkah! mixed with a white Troy Vincent!
Tags: future draft picks of the New England Patriots, Unsilent Majority, white people, white receivers
January 6th, 2009 at 11:03 am
He’s got grit, AND YA CANT COACH GRIT FACKAHS
January 6th, 2009 at 11:09 am
*sigh* It’s annoying to be lumped in with a bunch of racists. Also, it’s annoying that my work filter makes it so I can’t see this video. Is it awesome? Oh man, I bet it’s awesome. Somebody tell me how awesome it is.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:14 am
He’s good, but he’s no Welkah, no one denies this! Go Celts! Go Sawx!
January 6th, 2009 at 11:16 am
I have a confession.
I got a John Lynch Pats jersey for Christmas. WE WOULDA WON THE SUPAH BOWL WITH LYNCHIE.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:23 am
im pretty sure hes a tight end, or at least thats what he is in ncaa 09 but if every thing is true in that game then i should be the next head coach of the jets
January 6th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Won a Super Bowl with lynching?
January 6th, 2009 at 11:30 am
We all know Pats fans have moved on to dreaming of ANOTHA WORLD SERIES RANG! CELTIC NATION WILL NOT BE DENIAD AGAIHN!!
January 6th, 2009 at 11:31 am
White is the new black.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Belichick is having his ancestahry checked right now. He’s concahned ahbout the brown eyes and dahk hayuh. You cahn’t be too cayuhful about racial puhity.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:35 am
He’s like a white Larry Bird
January 6th, 2009 at 11:50 am
This man will be owah savi-uh. Cassel to Casey on every play!
January 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am
He’s Great! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!
January 6th, 2009 at 11:52 am
C2C fah life…
January 6th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Don Maynard went to Rice. Coincidence? I think not!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I think a Hollywood producer should green light this picture. A coach goes against the grain and starts a predominantly (insert race here, I guess in this case, white) team and goes all the way to the championship game, despite overcoming racial barriers and insurmountable odds.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
qwijibo – It’s called “Hoosiers” Pretty good flick. The movie really pissed off Spike Lee so it must be good – AM IRITE?
If the Pats signed Mike Vick outta prison, I’m pretty sure it would be the happiest day of my life. The entire region of New England would explode.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Belichick is having his ancestahry checked right now. He’s concahned ahbout the brown eyes and dahk hayuh. You cahn’t be too cayuhful about racial puhity.
“Puhity”?
January 6th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I cahn’t pononce my ah’s.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I mean ponounce, dammit!
January 6th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Am I the only one who thinks Pats fans are so obsessed with Lynch not because he’s white but because they would use his name as a verb (i.e. Jamarcus Russell just gawt Lynched!) without any ramapercussions?
Or am I giving Boston too much credit?
January 6th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
James Casey is only 29 credit hours from graduating. With his grittyness and guttyness, that’s like what…one semester’s worth of work? You Pats are gonna have one smahht cookie over there on the bench.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Gladiatorsssss!!!!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
This guy is the real deal. He has Danny Woodhead’s speed, Jeremy Bloom’s elusiveness, and Cole Magner’s hands.
January 6th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
@Ryno “Glory Road”, maybe?
January 6th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
This is not helping your chances of having me vote for this damn blog!
Cockwallet, Asshat, Taintbelt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
The kid’s got ears like Obama, so a DNA check might be a good idea. Curious George might be a common ancestor and it would be good to know this.
January 6th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Oh God, think of the possibilities by taking out Randy Moss and putting James Casey in his spot? Casey and Welker… gotta love the ring to that!
January 6th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Damnit, don’t sully our tight end’s good name by associating him with Pats fans.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Kerwin Bell coulda been the greatest Boston hero this side of Troy O’Leary. Wait. I mean, uh, fuck it.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:32 am
HE’S PAHFAHKT FAH THE PATS!! THE DAHHKIE GAFFNEY (PASS DRAHPIN NIGGAH THAHT HE IS) IS IN A CAWNTRAHCT YE-AH AND THA INBRED MAHNKEY FRAHM TEXAS CAHN REPLE-ACE HIM!! HE CAN SPELL THE JAHP RED SAWX PITCHAS IN HIS SPE-AH TIME!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!