Pats Fans, Meet Your New God
01.06.09
The New England might have missed out on the playoffs, but that just means they’ll have extra time to scout for the 2009 NFL Draft before Scott Pioli bolts town. So which player can you expect to draw the eye of Red Sox Nation? Well let’s just say he’s a former baseball player who played SIX positions before settling in as a receiver for the Rice Owls (former home of one Larry Izzo). Sure James Casey is a 24 year-old sophomore with limited football experience, but by god, look at that white man spin!
He’s like Welkah! mixed with a white Troy Vincent!
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I?m thinking about apply for another credit card when I already have four
I have four credit cards and all with zero balances.The thing is, they all have high rates. I?m going to school and applied for student loans but those only cover my tuition and I need something for living expenses. I have money saved up and my boyfriend is helping me in the meantime but his work isn?t stable. It only goes by projects. If there are no projects, there is no work. I wanted to apply for another credit card to hold onto incase of emergencies but want a low interest rate since income is very little. I was thinking of applying at navy federal becasue they have cards as low as 7.9 and if anything would vary up to 14.65. My credit cards now are still way over 14%. My score is 761. If I applied for another one, would it do some damage on my score??? http://www.dealnest.com/
HE’S PAHFAHKT FAH THE PATS!! THE DAHHKIE GAFFNEY (PASS DRAHPIN NIGGAH THAHT HE IS) IS IN A CAWNTRAHCT YE-AH AND THA INBRED MAHNKEY FRAHM TEXAS CAHN REPLE-ACE HIM!! HE CAN SPELL THE JAHP RED SAWX PITCHAS IN HIS SPE-AH TIME!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
Kerwin Bell coulda been the greatest Boston hero this side of Troy O’Leary. Wait. I mean, uh, fuck it.
Damnit, don’t sully our tight end’s good name by associating him with Pats fans.
Oh God, think of the possibilities by taking out Randy Moss and putting James Casey in his spot? Casey and Welker… gotta love the ring to that!
The kid’s got ears like Obama, so a DNA check might be a good idea. Curious George might be a common ancestor and it would be good to know this.
This is not helping your chances of having me vote for this damn blog!
Cockwallet, Asshat, Taintbelt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ryno “Glory Road”, maybe?
This guy is the real deal. He has Danny Woodhead’s speed, Jeremy Bloom’s elusiveness, and Cole Magner’s hands.
Gladiatorsssss!!!!
James Casey is only 29 credit hours from graduating. With his grittyness and guttyness, that’s like what…one semester’s worth of work? You Pats are gonna have one smahht cookie over there on the bench.
Am I the only one who thinks Pats fans are so obsessed with Lynch not because he’s white but because they would use his name as a verb (i.e. Jamarcus Russell just gawt Lynched!) without any ramapercussions?
Or am I giving Boston too much credit?
I mean ponounce, dammit!
I cahn’t pononce my ah’s.
Belichick is having his ancestahry checked right now. He’s concahned ahbout the brown eyes and dahk hayuh. You cahn’t be too cayuhful about racial puhity.
“Puhity”?
qwijibo – It’s called “Hoosiers” Pretty good flick. The movie really pissed off Spike Lee so it must be good – AM IRITE?
If the Pats signed Mike Vick outta prison, I’m pretty sure it would be the happiest day of my life. The entire region of New England would explode.
I think a Hollywood producer should green light this picture. A coach goes against the grain and starts a predominantly (insert race here, I guess in this case, white) team and goes all the way to the championship game, despite overcoming racial barriers and insurmountable odds.
Don Maynard went to Rice. Coincidence? I think not!
C2C fah life…
He’s Great! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!
This man will be owah savi-uh. Cassel to Casey on every play!
He’s like a white Larry Bird
Belichick is having his ancestahry checked right now. He’s concahned ahbout the brown eyes and dahk hayuh. You cahn’t be too cayuhful about racial puhity.
White is the new black.
We all know Pats fans have moved on to dreaming of ANOTHA WORLD SERIES RANG! CELTIC NATION WILL NOT BE DENIAD AGAIHN!!
Won a Super Bowl with lynching?
im pretty sure hes a tight end, or at least thats what he is in ncaa 09 but if every thing is true in that game then i should be the next head coach of the jets
I have a confession.
I got a John Lynch Pats jersey for Christmas. WE WOULDA WON THE SUPAH BOWL WITH LYNCHIE.
He’s good, but he’s no Welkah, no one denies this! Go Celts! Go Sawx!
*sigh* It’s annoying to be lumped in with a bunch of racists. Also, it’s annoying that my work filter makes it so I can’t see this video. Is it awesome? Oh man, I bet it’s awesome. Somebody tell me how awesome it is.
He’s got grit, AND YA CANT COACH GRIT FACKAHS