You facks have nevah seen greatness like Bahstahn has seen greatness! Ow-uh spahts Mount Rushmo-ah will be the greatest fackin’ monument this cahntree has evah seen. Bettah than Bunkah Hill! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
I want more like this!
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