Comments on: One Fewer Fail in the Fold

By: Cornbread

Cornbread — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:17:47 +0000

I declare this post hilarious.

Jolly good show

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:26:00 +0000

jujrok…Exactly!
As I tell my brethren, it ain’t Eldorodo Owens, it ain’t Coach Phill-ups, It ain’t Romo or his Ho, and it ain’t PrincetonBoy,…IT’S THE FUCKINCRAZY OWNER. And you can’t fire the owner. We. Are. Fucked.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:00:05 +0000

Are these the same people that play Quiddich?

By: elvis grbac's blue suede shoes

elvis grbac's blue suede shoes — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:12:42 +0000

Huzzah! Now bringeth me the head of Herm Edwards on a platter…

By: milo1974

milo1974 — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:58:38 +0000

Excellent piece.

By: Doug's Kin Flutie

Doug's Kin Flutie — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:36:54 +0000

needs more wenches

By: jujrok

jujrok — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:05:30 +0000

those whom the gods would destroy, they first make proud. wherefore the deities have suffered the cowboys of dallas to tread the hallowed earth of football valhalla on 8 occasions, and to have tasted its myriad fruits on 5 of them, so their pain would be all the more unendurable once saddled with the arkansas blasphemer who would arrogate to himself the glory that historically has been the exclusive province of the deities whose mercy made possible the very jubilation enjoyed. the cowboys of dallas, in the 13th year of their consignment to the elysian fields, have but merely begun their bitter sojourn. never again shall they feel the warm embrace of valhalla until they have forsaken the false prophet and renewed their supplication at the altar of the true deities of football. verily must they rouse themselves from their somnolence and stamp as the mire of the earth the perfidious one who has deigned to forfeit his soul to slake his unquenchable thirst for lucre and adoration which are not properly his due. should these things not come to pass, the cowboys of dallas and their cohort shall truly know the depths of misery unending.

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:58:56 +0000

The Brown Knight tells tales of the Great Kingdom in the before-time, led by the ever wise, noble, and wife-beating warrior Jim. It is these legendary tales that allow the Brown Knight and his companions to endure and look ahead to the time when Sir Brady will prove himself unworthy of the crown, leading to the fulfillment of the prophecy that a great King will travel East from the land of Penn. And this King shall slay the BCS Dragon with a mere Buckeye as he ascends to the throne and leads the Brown Knight to the promised land…

How sad/delusional is it that I am already looking forward to the 2011 draft? Well, if all you New York fuckos can scream about Lebron in 2010, I’m going with Terrelle in 2011..

By: Ron Dayne's Strict Diet

Ron Dayne's Strict Diet — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:31:44 +0000

With any luck, L-Fitz anally rapes the Steelers with a barbwire rubber.

Go Texans.

/puts head down and shuffles quietly from room.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:29:34 +0000

Between the Epic of Fail and Awesome Heights of Winning are the flat fields of Mediocrity. There are many a band of men who swear fealty to that Lord. My Dolphins have been to the Awesome Heights, but lo have walked the valley and plains of Mediocrity for so long. On occasion they get close to the trails leading to the Heights. But then, in the ways of total fuckheads, they lose way again.
I believe I have many compatriots whose teams too walk these fields.