Old people at a Dallas area nursing home were recently treated to a meet and greet with members of the world famous Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad, ostensibly for the purpose of mocking their useless withered genitalia.
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michael irvins seniority, you too can give it up. no one believes the cowboys actually have any dignity anymore. the eagles bent you over and stripped you of it week 17.
Peter King: “I heard they do this two to three times during training camp, knock me over with a feather why dont ya”
@Eagles fans: Give it up, homos. No one believes you guys like poon.
Except your moms’.
While the Allas Cowboys (because they’ve got no D) Cheerleaders may be the most famous, they still don’t approach the hotness that is the Charger Girls. It’s the Southern California sun. Nothing like it.
these are cowboy cheerleaders. therefore being an eagles fan, i cannot give these fine women my seal of approval.
Come on man, that’s just taking the hate way too far. We can all happily ogle any NFL cheerleaders without team bias getting in the way.
Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
/Old guy pulls out a banana
Is it wrong to beat off while staring at the old lady and thinking how she’d be some tasty meat in that cheerleader sandwich?
Never mind. Finished.
@joe wade: you called them fine, so you’ve already able to understand the hotness of the Cowboys cheerleaders. Hope none of your brethren try to toss you off the top deck of the Linc onto some unsuspecting fans for your ability to spot fine poon.
And the Redskins and Eagles girls, while still hot, will always aspire to the be like the World Famous DCC squad.
/left to defend our cheerleaders
//Irvin’s reality show will take whatever dignity I’ve got left
The Charger Girls are still hotter.
@UU:
unless you’re not the one suffocating said clown.
85, there is nothing sad about a suffocating clown
there is nothing sad about a suffocating clown
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Funny and sad, like a suffocating clown.
most.depressing.post.ever!
gah. being old is going to suck.
@ joe wade: Though we are Eagles fans, we shouldn’t let our well-reasoned and wholly justified hatred of all things associated with the festering suck-hole that is the Cowboys keep us from enjoying such fine poon. Sure, they’re the devil’s handmaidens and can’t count to 23 unless barefoot, but their asses are round and they’re breasts are firm and full like ripe cassavas, so let’s just ignore their vile affiliations and imagine them wrestling in jell-o. Green jell-o, of course.
Ostensible my ass, it was indeed a prunefest.
“Work, dammit!!!”
I understand that terrorism is a real, omnipresent threat, and I appreciate that there are people risking their lives to save mine, but my brain just turns the fuck off when I read King say, “Two words Continental: Sleeper Cells.”
Someone shoot that man.
Can we expect a mention of this in “sex advice” this week? Can this be combined with the Glazer post in any way? This blog is a never ending source of suspense…
Is this a remake of Debbie Does Dallas, Where Are They Now?
Not for nothing, but for all their over blown publicity, they’re not even the best looking cheerleaders in their own division. The Eagles and Redskins have way better cheerleaders. And if the Giants had cheerleaders I’m sure they could beat up the Dallas cheerleaders.
Everything was going well until Romo upended the wheelchair and fumbled grandpa…
these are cowboy cheerleaders. therefore being an eagles fan, i cannot give these fine women my seal of approval.
Peter King is up on SI. It may surprise you that:
a) He has figured out how to use bullet points.
b) I think he actually
c) broke up a sentence with them.
i’m working on getting the chargers cheerleaders to show up for my grandfather’s funeral
@ Jackin’ Same for the old guy he’s pushing. Only he’s saying “Where’s my gotdam Viagra”.
He’s 10…but that still puts him in the 95% percentile of male sexual performance in that room.
Gotta love the look on the kid’s face in the 1st pic. He’s like “JACKPOT!!!” Oh wait, I’m like 10…FUCK!
This is so fucked up, I don’t even know where to begin.
Meat and Greet? Spelling there Maj.