¡ O AN HE SEXY !
Hirsute loverman Dolfan Dan does the Super Bowl Truffle Shuffle. After this disturbing turn of events, I am retrospectively glad Miami got that ass beat last weekend.
Don Shula must be spinning in his grave. He’s not dead or anything; he just loves to strap his coffin to a big gyroscope and go for a whirl. He says it livelies up the old blood. Funny guy.
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January 8th, 2009 at 10:57 am
NOT DURING WEBLOG AWARDS SWEEPS WEEK, FLUBBY!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Why????
January 8th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Well, the ladies have been asking for some SEXAY!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:02 am
I guess this is as good a place as any to mention how stupid my roomates are.
I overheard this conversation last night:
Roomie 1:”Do you read Sports Illustrated?”
Roomie 2:”Uh, no, we don’t have a subscription.”
Roomie 1:”No, I mean, like, SI.com.”
Roomie 2:”Nah.”
Roomie 1:”Oh, you should. Peter King is the best NFL writer out there right now. He’s real close with all the players.”
*me, struggling not to laugh*
Roomie 2:”Ok, I guess I’ll check it out.”
And after seeing FNIA saturday night all I can say is Peter King = Ned BEatty in Deliverance. Right down to the demeanor.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Sexy Friday meets Throw-Up Thursday
/i should work for ESPN
January 8th, 2009 at 11:24 am
So glad I can’t see the video from work.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:24 am
“Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life!”
January 8th, 2009 at 11:35 am
That line from Chunk in the Goonies has to be one of the greatest lines in a movie IN A MILLION YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!?!?!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Goonies was fuckin awesome back in the day!!! “Slick Shoes!!!!”
January 8th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Was that Molasses Morris?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:50 am
I like how, in an effort to clear enough room for the Dolphins logo, he shaved his chest sweater into a hairbib.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
this does NOT count as the male photo your female readers demanded for our Bloggie votes!!
January 8th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Rocky Road?!
January 8th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Yea, WHAT FOXXY SAID!