Hirsute loverman Dolfan Dan does the Super Bowl Truffle Shuffle. After this disturbing turn of events, I am retrospectively glad Miami got that ass beat last weekend.
Don Shula must be spinning in his grave. He’s not dead or anything; he just loves to strap his coffin to a big gyroscope and go for a whirl. He says it livelies up the old blood. Funny guy.
I want more like this!
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