Comments on: Nonfictional Cheerleader Biography, Featuring a Fictional Addendum: Melissa!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:40:17 +0000

@Playoff Beard: The hip-hop group Black Sheep had a term for these chicks in the 90s. “Strobe light Honeys”

http://home.comcast.net/~vze26qhz/slh2.htm

By: skc

skc — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:46:15 +0000

http://www.titansonline.com/team/cheerleaders/headshots/melissa.jpg

stfu.

you’d hit it.

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:45:15 +0000

Butterface.

/day late and a hangover short

By: azula

azula — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:49:12 +0000

eeeewww…………. she looks like that old puppet “Madam” done came to life…
two bagger for sure, ‘case the first one breaks…

By: Playoff Beard

Playoff Beard — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:17:28 +0000

@ Frank Gore

We call them 50 footers. They look good from 50 feet away.

By: DeepFriar

DeepFriar — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:40:04 +0000

2-4-6-8, rodents I decapitate! GOOOOO COMMODOR-ITANS!!

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:36:32 +0000

Rocco, if you’re not going to give me your ex’s phone number can you at least get me Melissa’s? Fuck these idiots.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:05:55 +0000

I’m sure she’s a very nice woman.

By: Captain Murphy

Captain Murphy — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:16:59 +0000

I dated a girl who didn’t have a gag reflex, it doesn’t make you worthwhile.

Also, that chick isn’t that hot. All I can think of is Granny Cuyler from Squidbillies making a comment about how she has a lot of moles. Cause that chick’s stomach…yeah…matches the rhinestones on her “uniform”.

You guys are better than that. I expect gold from you and you give me bronze, at best.

By: Frank Gore's knees

Frank Gore's knees — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:57:58 +0000

Honestly, I went to Vandy with this girl, and she was nothing special. In fact, our nickname for her was “Hot but not,” meaning, she looked great from afar, but once you got up close….