NFC Championship Open Thread
01.18.09
It’s almost a race to see which quarterback fucks up first. And I put it that way so that the opposing defense doesn’t get any credit when it happens! As the undercard to the AFC slugfest (puntfest?), this game will probably be the most watchable, as it features two teams that throw first and ask questions later. Plus these quarterbacks are relatively well-groomed!
No liveblogs today, but we do have something that might make it up to you.
Episode 6 – The Conference Championships “Preview.” Jon Pyle. Compound Swear Word. Christmas Ape. Flubby. Hosted by Pünté.
Oh, were you expecting something else? (nsfw)
Enjoy the game.
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Worst. Playoff team. Evar.
uncomfortable uber christian reference just took place…..awful
Explain -THIS-, God!
Queen’s “We Are The Champions”? Moral Kurt does not approve.
Holy shitballs…it actually happened. It actually fucking happened.
Side note for Otto Man (or anyone, really): Scott Pioli is a Parcells man just as much as a Belichick man. Todd Haley, in turn, is a Parcells coach (Jets, Cowboys, then Cards). If Herm is fired, what’re the chances that we could see a new name added to the KC coaching search? Pasqualoni…Haley…
Discuss.
TITS HOOKERS AND BEER BONGS!!!!
C/O M. LEINHART
not to be all Leitch, but as a Cards fan since 1988 this is beyond belief, completely beyond belief.
laterals? that the best the eagles could do?
There’s already a liveblog going. It’s over on WWPJD’s blog.
kurt warner is still going to hell. also,there is still plenty of time to setup a liveblog for knifey vs. choco taco.get on the ball!
too bad philly burned all their timeouts.
Cue McNabb’s giving the game away…
holy. shit. but that’s more time than Eli had last year and Pey Pey had two years ago. damn this game is insane.
Denny Green’s slow-release time bomb on the Cardinals appears to be working. Who knew he was actually good at clock-management?
eagles fans sold out the game in 6 mins. there are no cardinals, coyotes, sun, or d-back fans.
ford and microsoft. what could possibly go wrong?
Well hell–looks like I read this thing wrong an hour or so back. But comeback or not, it ain’t over, right Cards fans?
Hello? Cards fans?
….
So much for “Cardinals fans sold the game out in 6 minutes” I’m pretty sure the steel vagina in Arizona has become Philly-west
Am I having an acid flashback to two years ago in Indy or is the Buzzsaw who we thought they were.
Leitch’s face must look interesting.
Way to not spike it on the one DeSean!
Always remember: the Cardinals were the team that gave us the greatest comeback in MNF history by caving to the Bears!
Holy fuck. Do we have a game here?
Can you say “total collapse” boys and girls? Sure you can.
Cardinals fail
I dream of being the meat in a Mindy Simmons and Lurleen Lumpkin Sandwich. MMM…sandwich.
It was phenomenally retarded not to go for two on that last touchdown.
Good God, Akers has been replaced by Lawrence Tynes. Just when Philly acted interested again…
QB fail
HEIGH-OOOOO!
Akers has a botched FG, KO, and now a PAT …. that’s like hitting the trifecta or something, right?
@Boatdrinks…. the kinda girl who’d call you 10 times, wondering why you didn’t call her afterwards? Interesting… however,seemingly the same as all the other women I know. Which says more about me than anything I guess.
Speaking of Erin Esurance, someone on the liveblog supplied this link a few weeks ago.
Do what you gotta do.
http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?pgid=&gid=519056&page=0
That Cards tramp stamp is apt, seeing how this team appears to be only slightly above a shithole.
The laces were IN! THEY WERE IN!
alright, liveblog starting. click on my username and just click out of the box that asks for a username and password and you’ll be there. i’m gonna need someone to help me run it. lets get it on.
HEY KURT WARNER.
EAT A DICK! WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW, ASSHOLE?
You have got to be shitting me.
i dunno. I’d band the name tag off progressive girl
You’re not pointing skyward to God THIS time Akers!
Why the fuck would you not go for two there?
THE LACES WERE IN! THEY WERE IN!!!!!
David Akers PAT fail… oy… talk about gacking one.
@Rob: I would just say she seems stalker like. I see a potential for a great night followed by a lot of phone calls. And annoyance. But that is me!
GO IGGLES…..w.t.f. with Akers?????
uh oh. time for a cardinal collapse. cardinal catastrophe? cardinal conundrum?
God hates kickers
how the fuck do you miss an extra point inside a dome?
Man, I was actually kinda hoping Arizona would go all the way.
Good god… did you see Basket wipe out the 2 Cardinals DBs? The Buzzsaw we all know and love has returned.
The Cardinals are what we thought they were
Dammit, we got ourselves a ballgame!
Ahh, excellent McNabb/Reid clock management. You burn that timeout, Kirby & Friends.
the Andy Reid school of clock management continues
More likely that Reid’s “Gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” debt has finally come do.
I think Andy Reid tanked it the first half, waited for the odds to adjust for the second, and is now playing for reals.
One of his felon kids is probably in debt to the local mob. It was Andy’s only move.
making some last minute preparations for the liveblog (read: getting pictures of salma hayek saved to my desktop). it will start at the beginning of this games fourth quarter and run through the AFC game. good times, bitches.
@Boatdrinks
Is there some reason we should NOT find the progressive chick doable? Something we should know?
@ACMEsalesrep: No.
Progressive chick has the Joker’s lips — without the scars. That makes me uneasy…even though I’m crazy for redheads.
And people who go to applebee’s for steaks use ketchup on it.
Hey, Philly defense! Thanks for showing up. How was your flight?
I’m wondering if Coach Wiz’s contention that they need to “keep following the plan” and “mix it up” will only play into Jim Johnson’s evil hands. Someone needs to keep adjusting, or else this game could get a lot closer than it looked.
/fears Jim Johnson far more than the Buzzsaw
WELKAH-like
Man, why’s it always got to be about race? Can’t we all just get along?
who the fuck buys steak at applebee’s?
Progressive chick is somewhat hot. No problems there… for a cartoon, Erin Esurance is… nevermind, I’ve said too much.
“that drive took 14 secs, and went 5 yards backwards…”
THAT’S the Cards we all know and love.
I’m on it Gino.
Jesus doesn’t love you Kurt
Dammit! Why is Christ not blocking that pass rush?!
Now the defense fucking shows up.
If you can fuck the annoying out of the Progressive Insurance chick, please proceed.
Thank you 85 for pointing that out, I had zone out and forgot it was shitstorm time on kicks.
Ha! I was waiting for the guy to proclaim Progressive chick doable!
What if you want to plow both?
What the fuck is going on with kickoffs today? Aren’t Akers and Rackers supposed to be good? It’s in a fucking dome for Christ’s sake!
Better than wanting to plow Erin Esurance.