NFC Championship Open Thread
It’s almost a race to see which quarterback fucks up first. And I put it that way so that the opposing defense doesn’t get any credit when it happens! As the undercard to the AFC slugfest (puntfest?), this game will probably be the most watchable, as it features two teams that throw first and ask questions later. Plus these quarterbacks are relatively well-groomed!
No liveblogs today, but we do have something that might make it up to you.
Episode 6 – The Conference Championships “Preview.” Jon Pyle. Compound Swear Word. Christmas Ape. Flubby. Hosted by Pünté.
Oh, were you expecting something else? (nsfw)
Enjoy the game.
Tags: hey, HOUSE OF PUNTE, it's the NFC Championship, KSK Podcasting, open threads
January 18th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
why no liveblogs? my day is ruined!
January 18th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
no liveblogs?
cookie sheets to your faces
January 18th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Crockett didn’t know drug runners could use speedboats. He had never been a part of a speedboat chase before.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
So I’m gonna have to hit refresh all day to see new funnies? Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Yeah, something else was nice.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Official petition to start a liveblog?
January 18th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
When the Cardinals make the Super Bowl (and they will, because God hates me) they’ll join the likes of the Bucs, Colts, Rams and Seahawks to have made the big game this decade. These were the shittiest teams of the 80’s and 90’s, and now they get a chance at glory?
There is only one word for that: Communism.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
No liveblog? You mean I’m actually going to have to pay attention to the announcers?
NOOOOOOOOO
January 18th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
On the bright side… less likely to be flooded with Emo Will and Emo Eagles pics… on the down side, less likely to make fun of Emo Will and Emo Eagles pics. Boo.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@wwpjd: seconded.
also, fuck you guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=922BYnTHePQ
January 18th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Pam Oliver’s first question to Coach Reid: “My bearded friend, when you wake up and look at your face in the morning, what do you think?”
It’s this kind of hard-hitting sports journalism that I watch Fox Sports for.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I am listening to the podcast, and clearly the guys got burnt fried crispy with the four liveblogs last week. Bummer though.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@feast: holy shit she just went 6 minutes without blinking
January 18th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Thank God that Chris Myers can take a few hours away from his scat porn to be a #2 sideline reporter for this game.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
You mean I’m actually going to have to pay attention to the announcers?
If you have a surround system, disconnect the center speaker. This is an awesome way to watch football.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
So, both the Sports Guy and the entire Fox crew is picking the Steelers today….I’m confident in either a Steeler loss, or the end of the world.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
saving the day…
January 18th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
trying again…
if that doesn’t work: http://i42.tinypic.com/34q4duh.jpg
January 18th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
No liveblogkakke? Fuckit, I’m goin to the country to burn somethin’ and listen on S1rius.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
What a vain little bitch, self portraits on her bedroom wall?!?!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Andy Reid doesn’t need to hold his cap on his chest; the cap will fit perfectly over his massive man boob.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
@FEAST: Atta boy.
Hottest part = DEFINITELY her school pictures on the wall behind her.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Fucking weather. It’s game day and now I can’t decide if I should grill brats or carne asada.
It is 78 degrees outside.
/live in L.A. for this reason
//sorry to all you cold weather folks
///cracks a tall cold one open
January 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Jordin Sparks: your Dad played for the Giants. You should have dropped out of singing the anthem at the NFC Championship to mourn. Traitor!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Warner interview coming up. I’ll set the O/U on Jesus references at 1.5.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Bacardi and Cola: They get the job done!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
No liveblog? But who will make my running commentary appear far cleverer than it actually is?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
The first thing I thought of was Stroker and Hoop, but Bacardi and Cola is funny-funnier.
DRAW ME SOME JESUS!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
No mention of Jesus in the Warner interview. I’m genuinely shocked.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Pam Oliver’s still looking good, I must say.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Why does Kurt have a towel, now? The game is just starting and he is “clean”?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Did Pam just say the entire Cardinal’s staff-aside from Warner-is retarded?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Jesus just sent a mighty wind to blow the ball off the tee.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
/Goes to “something else”
//likes what he sees . . . until
///throws steaming hot coffee in eye balls
you bastard
January 18th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Oh, it is his jizz towel. I would have thought he would be busy the next three hours, without much privacy, but hey, you never know..>maybe really kinky that way? Guys, discuss.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Pam Oliver, to Kurt Warner: “You’ve been in this situation before. How do you lead the rest of your team, who don’t know anything?”
Rest of Cardinals, off-screen: “Fuck off, Pam.”
January 18th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
That plan of covering Fitzy didn’t work on that play.
/almost nothing worse than a sad pirate, a sad sloth is worse; combine them, a sad PirateSloth. Nothing is sadder to see, except maybe a sad, fat, asian man.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
JL White and other Yinzer Mafia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irWFrU7LjWw
Renegade video from last week’s game.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Does Edgerrin still want off this team, or did he change his mind?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
My God, was I the only one who saw Wisenhunt’s teeth on the pregame show? His front two teeth aren’t yellower than his other teeth, they’re BROWNER. Get some whitestrips bro.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Is it too early to call Fitzy meast yet?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Can’t today be the day a dirty bomb is dropped on Pittsburgh to stun the nation into submission with the wiping off the face of the earth one of our greatest cities?
/goes to wake up girlfriend after looking at ’something other’
January 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Edge will take the playoff checks, then get off the team! Wow, Fitzy really got held back on that drive. Oh, he scored? Oh. Maybe not.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Former Vikings ball boy Larry Fitzgerald scores!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
SO close to a bad challenge there by Reid.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Kurt Warner’s favorite audible: “I’M THROWING THE BALL TO FITZGERALD. TRYING TO CATCH HIM, IDIOTS. GOD BLESS YOU.”
January 18th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals!
DO IT FOR JESUS! JESUS! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*cough* my heart
January 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
damn now i have to refresh every time i want to know what you witty fuckers are saying.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Warner will thank Jesus for that TD, but he should thank the Eagles D for forgetting that Larry Fitzgerald is Larry Fitzgerald. What a bunch of shiteaters.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Is anyone else hoping for a Cardinals-Ravens Superbowl if only to rid the slate of the douchy teams?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Will Leitch… just jizzed in his pants again… I hope he’s hooked up to an IV or something, and not just downing Appletinis
January 18th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
The Refresh That Is Kissing Suzy Kolber!
REFRESH! REFRESH! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*cough* heart again
January 18th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Wait, how are the Ravens not douchey?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Reid is going to challenge the Offsides call; he thinks his team obviously had a false start.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Rob, in the douchyness scale it’s either the Steelers or the Ravens, who ya got? I’m tihnking Steelers win that one, mostly by way of fanbase.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Wait…no blogkakke? The Power of Warner compels you! The Power of Warner compels you!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Can you fix my part? hahhaha
January 18th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@ocho cinco… I dunno… Purple Camo.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
i’m offering a motion to start a liveblog for the second game. those in favor?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Liveblog Poll time:
What should I drink today?
A. Screwdrivers
B. White Russians
C. Irish Car Bombs (with Smithwick’s instead of Guiness)
D. Just drink the beer, you pussy
January 18th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
C and D
January 18th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Clancy sighting. He looks just like his name
January 18th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Andy Reid looks like the hypnotist from OFFICE SPACE. Just thought I’d declare that.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
B. White Russians. And a rug that really pulls the room together.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
damn, Akers is good
January 18th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Man up and drink them all, you pussy.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Dear Donovan, please explain to me why you would throw the third down pass right into the arm of a linebacker? Oh, that’s right. Cuz you’re a terrible QB. Thanks!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Deeper and deeper ….. deeper and deeper …
January 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I’ve never seen anything more homoerotic
January 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Oreo commercial.
As a Giants fan, I’d like to say: really cannot fucking look at Eli right now.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
C and D seconded.
liveblog action for the Camo Pants v Steerrels clash seconded
getting slightly turned on by the Williams sisters licking all that white cream firsted
January 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
The Double Stuft Blimp has been shot! OH THE HUMANITY!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Eli Manning has a mysterious white substance on his face. Peyton does not. Draw from that what you will.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Okay that is a dumb commercial, and the licking wasn’t the dumb part
January 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
No liveblog? *punches wall* How ever will my witty banter about the DSRL be streamed?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I think Eli Manning just cracked under the pressure of licking cookies against two girls.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
J.J. Arrington is not so dy-no-mite.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Your truck can’t survive huge explosions, logs, tires, and wrecking balls?
Fffffffffffffffffaggot.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Ah, yes. The Manning brothers’ offseason is eventful.
On the other side of the table, didn’t anyone tell the Williams sisters that licking white cream on television isn’t always a good career move?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Hey, in a an open thread, we can all be as funny as all get it out and no one can stop us! That is good, right?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
/doing a liveblog for the late game on my own blog, all of you cool kids are welcome to join
//fuck you, ksk
January 18th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Have a shot of Irish whiskey, chase it with an Irish beer. Repeat as needed.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I’m calling it right now — Warner pick six.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Serena Williams is the black Ava Devine.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
@WWPJD
No need to get testy… but I was just about to do the same. Beat me to the punch, so to speak.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Ok, we HAVE to have a Stirrer vs. Bawlmer Liveblog. Someone go throw Ape in the shower and sober him up, we’ve still got time.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Special Teams…not so special.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
She likes it in the pooper? And shows up on both Asian and Latina websites?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I imagine an angel and a devil sit on each shoulder of Warner; the angel says “throw it to Fitzy” the devil says “throw it to someone else.” If you have Larry Fitzgerald you throw to him every time, or you deserve to lose.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Shouldn’t LeBron win an NBA championship before thinking about winning the Super Bowl?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@PR:
only kidding, but i just set up the liveblog. even the gay mafia can join if they want to comment instead of having to run the whole thing. I’ve still got love for KSK.
/dont ban me
January 18th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflbotnktgwc1.jpg
January 18th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
“She likes it in the pooper? And shows up on both Asian and Latina websites?”
And doesn’t mind taking it from trannies
January 18th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Arizona’s special teams are apparently still the pre-two weeks ago version.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Warner once played NFL Europe ball in Amsterdam. He’s talked in interviews of those days- going past the coffee shops, brothels, casinos and drug dealers on his way to church. What a waste.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Nah, J.L. LeBron is going for billionaire mogul superstar status. I don’t see him quite as focused on the whole ‘championship’ thing. But that’s my take
January 18th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
DeSean Jackson is allergic to 1st downs.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflbothcvrlo5.jpg
Megan Fox nsfw?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
RUH ROH
January 18th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
aw fack, what?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
McNabb INT! FUMBLED back to Philly!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Wow.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Whoops.
Whoops again.
Joe Buck sounded so darn excited!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Pick! Fumble! Rugby Scrum!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Takes a fumbler to know a fumbler I suppose.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…..YES!!!!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Oh, yeah.. these are the Cardinals… that’s why they fumbled away and INT.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
INT…
Leitch just blew a load through the crotch of his Dockers shorts.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Arizona hands Philly a gift. This game was over if that ball is held onto.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
So, was there forward progress? That would be no.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Yikes.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
…
And was subsequently shamed.
/what I get for leaving the room.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
The Buzzsaw sees McNabb’s failure and goes one better!
Can we just crown the AFC Champ winner as the SB champ? I have zero faith in whatever team makes it from this game to win the “Big Game.”
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
That was Darrell Jackson-esque, Greg Lewis.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflbotuklyhs6.jpg
Salma!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Lol live blogs for every game.
I’m not too disappointed. I turned the game on in time for a really exciting interfumble.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Pussy Baskett?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Baskett. Pussy Baskett.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Pederast can’t stop Westbrook.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Westbrook! Yea!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I don’t think Megan Fox’s rack is that big, and that chick is not nearly orange enough.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Travis LaBoy. Gay porn name?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Considering all the other receivers are dropping passes, perhaps McNabb should continue to throw to the guy named “Baskett,” right?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I really, really despise Buck and Aikman.
/breaking new ground since 2009
January 18th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
WOOOOO Watchmen trailer
January 18th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p221/shipofthesun/Im.jpg
“Must…not…jerk…Bruce…off…”
January 18th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@Gino: Where for art thou, Randall “Randy” Gay?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Did LaBoy sprain his LaBoyparts?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
GF wants to know why Travis La=Boy was grabbing his balls… girls, only one thing on their mind.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
LEAP!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
White men can’t jump
January 18th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
needs more liveblart.
DELIVERING: http://i41.tinypic.com/jv40vt.jpg
January 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Aikers sucks.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
David Akers – misses like the Coors Light ads.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Fail
January 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@ JL White
From what I hear, the official NFL store has a draconian list of banned names you can have printed on jerseys. Mexico and gay are apparently on that list.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Just when you thought the Eagles weren’t going to shit the bed…..
January 18th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Coach Pimpka!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Well shit Akers, I complimented you before. Don’t fuck me now.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Mike Ditka wouldn’t punch that tool in the gut for a beer?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Is there something going on here FEAST that we need to know about?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p221/shipofthesun/Ow-1.jpg
Ow, my balls!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Nice Feast!
/Hears a knock on my door…
//Hears Chris Hansen practicing how to say his name
January 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Think Akers is going to blame God for that one?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
pwnt
January 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
holy shit!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
fuck me
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Wooooo! Buzzzzzzzzzzz!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Demps, you suck!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@Gino: At this point, “Manning” is a perfect synonym for gay. I wonder if any NFL stores carry one of their jerseys?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Cardinals making the Philly defense look stupid.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
EL OH FUCKING EL
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Larry Fitzgerald. Measty. Extra Measty. With a side of Meast.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I guess I better rethink that whole concept of the “Cards won’t go to the Superbowl. They are the Cards.”
January 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Crackerkkake?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
So the Eagles have borrowed the Panthers’ defensive strategy for containing Fitzgerald. Good luck with that.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
The Philly D is making the Philly D look stupid.
/winner no longer in doubt
January 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@Rob…
Topped with Meast gravy.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Looks like Aikman was right, that INT will be the turning point no matter what happens.
Oh wait, it was meaningless, and he is a fucking moron.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
And meastcake for dessert
January 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Someone get that man his crackers.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
OOH–hawt flicker action! Fitzy for the TD!
I saw something like this work in Arrowhead once this year. Except KC still lost (duh)…is this bad juju for the Buzzsaw? Discuss.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“Could be meast…could be cake…it looks like…MEASTCAKE!”
January 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Fox chose Pat Tillman as their representative Cardinal?
Seriously? I mean…really?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I call bullshit. the buzzsaw does not have 18 million fans.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
he he hee I was just thinking about he forgotten golden boy, Leinert. He he hee hee.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
FEAST is the Meast for this game.
/see what I did there?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Meastcake? With extra thick Measty-icing? Topped with Measty Ice Cream?
/I’ll stop now.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
The Buzzsaw does not have 18 thousand fans, Ocho.
Well, by Monday they’ll have more. I mean, look at the Pats!
January 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
What happened when the 1st quarter ended, to turn the Eagles to the Lions?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Matt Leinart is shotgunning beer with ASU coeds on the sideline as we speak.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Nah Rob, this game is gonna need something if it gets as out of hand as I am guessing …..
January 18th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
18M fans in 60 years though…
I laugh at McNabb’s failure. LAUGH!. He’s not even as good as Jim Kelly! BWAHAHAHAHA
January 18th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Ducketts, Basketts, LaBoys…
January 18th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
@porky1
Is there such a thing as an Arizona accent? I have trouble imagining Chad from Tucson as a stereotypical Cardinals fan.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
yea, Eagles are not dead…yet.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
January 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Speaking of crackers…
January 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Why do I insist on betting against Arizona week after week after week? On the other hand, I think I got the liveblog all set up for the late game, so at least there’s that.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
/white man saving the Eagles game
//gritty
January 18th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
“the buzzsaw does not have 18 million fans”
Ocho–they do if you count the dead ones. The Cards did start out in Chicago, remember.
/in AZ via St Lou
//should’ve changed their name to the Snowbirds
January 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Outshined: It’s all the L.A. transplants who moved to Arizona over the past decade who missed football so much that when the Cards got good, they finally gave up on the Raiders and Rams and threw themselves into the Buzzsaw Bandwagon.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I just assume all Cardinals fans are represented by Will Leitch. It’s much, MUCH easier to assume they’re giant, giant emo douchebags.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Rob I like D McNabb, and my biggest problem is his seeming inconsistency. But what do I know.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Andy Reid is unhappy with the selection on his Denny’s menu.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@WWPJD
What’s with the password shiz?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Aikman LOVES talking shit on McNabb. Loves it.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
@WWPJD
So I got that going for me….which is nice.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
So the Eagles aren’t interested in the old fashioned Touchdown? Too pleabean? What??????
January 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
If the car turns this chick on so much, why doesn’t she just mount the gearshift and get it over with?
January 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Looks like the Eagles are sticking with the FG gameplan from last week….too bad the Cards appear content on scoring touchdowns.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Andy Reid: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Donovan McNabb: Yeah.
Andy Reid: Wow, that’s messed up.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
@PR. no clue. just click out of it and it will take you to the blog.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
John Turturro…what the fuck are you doing?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
“That’s right, nobody fucks with the Jesus”
January 18th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Fuck, I misspelled plebian. There, now it is right.
Callahan is an ass. Doesn’t he know he is on the wrong side of Dispatch?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Blue Suede Shoes, how exactly are they tallying dead fans? Plus if you use the same method to count every other team’s dead fans, that stat probably makes the Cards look pathetic again.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
John Turturro- I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
John Turturro loves Heineken.
Or Money.
Whatever.
/do not seek the treasure
January 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
So….did that truck build that dam? I don’t understand. I’m used to these commercials calling me a cocksucker for driving something with more than 2 miles per gallon.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Warner fall down, go boom.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
8-year olds, dude
January 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Who is this Edgerrin James and what did they do with the useless used up one?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Crazy thing is I’m drinking a Heineken right now.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
John Turturro…what the fuck are you doing?
My guess? Trying to pay for an incredibly expensive habit. Cocaine. Ferraris. Mail-order brides. Something like that.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@WWPJD: The game starts at 6:30, unless you just want to liveblog the second half?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Actually, wait…Turturro did TRANSFORMERS. And you people have the nerve to act surprised?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Get that fucking piece of shit Caddyshack gopher off my TV.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@Ocho: the Cards are doing the same thing Sideshow Bob did to get elected mayor. Snowball 1 is a huuuuuge Cards fan!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
@Underpants Gnome. good catch. i was thinking about the last two weeks. I’ll start it up at 6pm, or whenever I bust out of these online poker tournaments, but 6 at the latest so stay tuned.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I actually liked Transformers.
…wait, what?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Yeaaaahhh but he’s a petterass dude.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
The NFC West is still going to be called the worst division in football.
/sad this ain’t the Seahawks playing
//yes, we know the NFC West sucks
///no I’m not bitter
January 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
The Pope of, uh…KB Homes for a first.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Leonard Pope needs a funny hat.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Pederast.
As in the classic Fletch line, “Eh, probably that pederast Hannerhan.”
January 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
FIX YO DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR
January 18th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Punte stop moderating me!
/abusive admin
//rage quits the commenting
January 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
So John Turturro supports this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
January 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
DeSean is DeSad.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Thanks Otto. I knew the moment I clicked ‘Submit Comment’ I was way way off.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Nice job, Ashitty Samuel.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Fitzy could have caught that.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Pass interference, number 22, defense…crackers for Fitty. First down!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Asante has been playing NL Blitz too much during the week.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Fitzy!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Ritzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Double Meast… I think Philly should just save us some time and give up now so I can get a good nap in before Ravens-Steelers.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
No one can stop the Buzzsaw.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Oh and P.s. Ever serve time doc?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Fitzgerald is the nuts, the meast, the dinner, the lunch, the breakfast…sheeeeiiiiitttt we are toast.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Can we officially change the Cards name from “The Buzzsaw” to “The Fitzgerald”?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
WooWee…if this were Tecmo Bowl, we’d see…
Nothing. The Cards weren’t in Tecmo Bowl. Oh, how far they’ve come.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
No problem. It’s just not spelled as it’s pronounced. Not like Cool Hwhip.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Have I mentioned Larry Fitzgerald is a former Minnesota Vikings ballboy? Fuck yes, I have.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’m gonna throw up… fucking hell.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Larry Fitzgerald and Andy Reid’s shirt: You cannot stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Your car cant fit all that camping gear?
FFFAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG
January 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Warner is now in “pad Fitty’s stats because I love him and he loves God” mode. not to be confused with Beef Moe.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
McNabb needs to loosen up. At halftime, he should like, throw up or something.
Oh, right, right…
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
A few years before that, Kurt Warner went by the name “Mina” and would turn tricks for Johns in Branson, Mo.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
For letting the fucking Cards into the Super Bowl, Andy Reid deserves to burn in hell.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Punter is in the back pocket of BIG GAY?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Dude come on EVERYONE knew they were faking it.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Was he watching the Bills? Dude….
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@Gino, that doesn’t really make your team any better, just highlights its incompetence and hugely unfortunate mistakes.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Well looks the the Eagles got buzzsawed!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Here’s a solution: Break his leg.
/worked for the Steelers
January 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Wasn’t this supposed to be the exciting game of the day?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Appletinis for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Ocho–Touche. As for tallying the dead, any number of methods could work. Psychics…Ouija boards…This assumes that the Bidwills would spend the money, of course.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
That ball didn’t go out of bounds, and hit the Eagles player on the way back in.
Cards ball.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
You cannot be serious.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Challenge Frag!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
That is a huge fanny pack.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
“The ruling on the field comes from an alternate universe where that shit happened that way”
January 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
That’ll be Cardinals ball.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Should be Cards Ball.
Leitch just switched from Appletinis to Scooby Snax.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Is it dead if it touches an out of bounds player?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Here’s a solution: Break his leg.
I thought we weren’t going to be making Simmons-like 1980s movie references!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
the more important question is of course WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEIR KICKER
January 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
WHITE BOY LAUGHING. oh dear.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
That play was so stupid, they should start the whole game over again. And ban Fitzy from the field. And spot Philly by 50 points……and they’d still blow it. Fuck.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
That stays Eagles ball
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Terrible.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Cards just got Hochuli’d… total BS call.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
BULLLLLSHIIIIIIT.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
@ Ocho Cinco
My Vikes are fuckin’ awful, so I’ll take any deflected fan-glory from a Minnesotan and former Vikings employee who’s done anything good.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
WOW Fuck you stupid NFL rules.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
When it hit the Eagles player, the player was out of bounds.
Eagles ball.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
+1 nyccine
January 18th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Fuck. The. NFL.
You have replay. Change the archaic rule book where you can’t review arbitrary plays.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Leitch is so mad he just did a shot of Tequila…Rose.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
That is some epic booing right there.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The call is correct. If the ball hit the Iggles player when he’s out of bounds, then the ball is out of bounds. It doesn’t matter if the ball went out.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
It won’t matter…fumble coming up.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
We now know one rule that will be changed next season.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
gino, i guess that works. for other teams that would qualify as a DOH! moment but if its all ya got, go for it.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I must say… nothing is quite as amusing as watching Donovan McNabb try to run a hurry up offense. It is so unintentionally funny, that I don’t know if there is a point on the alleged scale for it.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Leitch is so mad he just did a shot of Tequila…Rose.
Leitch is so mad he just styled his hair like Tila Tequila.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It sounded like the ref said the ball hit out of bounds, rather than saying it hit a player who was out of bounds.
The fact that it’s not reviewable is strange, though.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It doesn’t matter if the call was correct the fact is it wasn’t even REVIEWABLE so, if it wasn’t correct, it would have been Eagles ball anyway.
Turrible.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Turturrible?
/drink Heineken
January 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Denny Green made sure Larry Fitzgerald got taken care of when he got to Arizona.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
“Garcia – I told you to get your helmet on 5 mins ago…. no wait, fuck we’re screwed.”
/Kolb siting yet?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Milhouse does not like the Angry Whopper.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
This fucking commercial is so dumbass and poor quality and uninteresting and actually makes me wonder why Microsoft makes any forward progress.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Review rules suck horrendous donkey cock.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Nominating Smug BMW Guy as new most annoying commercial… do I hear a second?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Will Leitch is so made, he switched to white wine spritzers!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
If the ball hit out of bounds though, wouldn’t that have been a penalty and the ball be placed at the 40? Since it wasn’t, then the assumption must be that the ball landed in bounds and the Eagle took it out. And if that’s the case, isn’t it reviewable, since the play isn’t dead?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Except we saw a similar play earlier in the season. In that case, the returner purposedly ran out of bounds and caught the ball. It was then spotted at the 40.
Not sure why that didnt happen here…
January 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Yeah, the ref specifically stated that the ball went out of bads, no mention of any contact, and the replays aren’t particularly convincing of it even touching the player.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
It’s strange that ANY play is unreviewable
January 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
jly: They said it hit an Eagle while the player was out of bounds. The ball was inbounds. It’s dead at the spot.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
If they were to shave the beards at halftime it will bring new luck?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I hate you jly
January 18th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
The Eagles look like….the Cardinals today! Whaddafuck???
January 18th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Excuse me if I’m being naive, but to counteract the rule that plays can’t be reviewed once they’re ruled dead [the excuse being that players stop playing once a ref rules it dead] couldn’t they just stop prematurely ruling plays dead and then go back and declare that the play is dead through a booth review or something? that way you keep plying, and if you fuck up, its fixable, itstead of saying, “Oops, our bad but ain’t shit you can do no moe.”
January 18th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
TD to fitzy in the next 91 seconds?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
They didn’t spot it at the 40, so maybe the refs just screwed up the explanation.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
That was a subtle hit on Warner.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Whoopsie!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@OchoCinco: They do that to to prevent huge scrums where players would get cheapshotted.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
“I totally blew that call. I will penalize the other team for now good reason in the other half for no good reason”
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Truly epic watching the Eagles self destruct… though I can’t fault them, the best way for them to get back in the game is to kill Warner so that Drunk Leinart has to play.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Awesome, dumb penalty time!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
WHERE’S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?!?!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
HOLY CRAP.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
whatthefuck?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Will the emo Eagles fan resort to cutting himself after his dad drunkenly beats him?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Philadelphia brain trust!!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
No catch.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Not caught.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Wow. Me fail english. That’s unpossible
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Figured there was a reason.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Nice little dribble there.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
You announcers are cute. Even if the Iggles get the ball, they won’t score a TD.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
We need Feast’s dressing room girl pic about now.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Gotta love the techno twins.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
That roughing the passer penalty was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Warner is just standing there after the play is over, the ref is standing right next to him and Demps just walks up and hits him. What the fuck WAS that? I seriously don’t know if I’ve ever seen a dumber play in a game.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
With a comfortable lead, Kurt Warner takes time out from his busy day to ask JJ Arrington if he has yet accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Hey Troy, Joe, how is that U.S. Marshall thing going?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
You cannot even hope to contain Fitzy.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
+1 porky
January 18th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
This game is fixed! Anyone else see the 15:00 and 28:00 Time of Possession stat shown there?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Put Leinhart in!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
St. Kurt and Fitzy the Meast are going to get Todd Haley promoted. In a quick fucking hurry, too.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Reid: Damn it, they better have pie in the locker room.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Does the Univeristy of Phoenix have a good Online-Greek system?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Leinart: BRAH! PUT ME IN BRAH!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Why does Alltel still leave the Verizon goof in the commercials if Verizon just bought them out?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Hey Troy, Joe, how is that U.S. Marshall thing going?
Your tax dollars at work. Heckuva job, Bushie.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Howie Long is wearing lavender?
His opinions on trucks are null and void!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
ooooo Nice tie Howie!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
the gay mafia would really take issue with Howie’s tie right about now.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Gino Tourettsa
It’s alright, kind of annoying that you have to click the ‘Chug!’ button over and over. I just downloaded the Beer Pong app too.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
O_O: I thought it was more of a pinky magenta.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Howie Long’s neckties get the best acid.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
how are the Cardinal fans going to react if they win?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
The Arizona Cardinals going to the Super Bowl? ISN’T IT CRAAAAAZY, JAWS?? ISN’T IT CRAAAAAAAAAAZY?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Fringe blows
January 18th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
they’re gonna have a ska concert and rock out to Fall Out Boy.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
What’s your favorite Howie Long movie? Mine’s “Firestorm”.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Don’t do it, Emo Eagles! You still have the Phillies!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Is this what the Mayas predicted?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Mine’s “Broken Arrow”!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Eww, a rocker with greasy hair.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0518989/bio
“During the Raiders super bowl run in 1983 Howie met journalist Hunter S Thompson while he was visiting the team. Thompson later stated ‘Howie is the manliest man on the planet earth.’”
Well there you go.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Hunter S. bit it before meeting Chesly and Fittzy.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Collective Soul?
/emo’d
January 18th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Oh yeah, “Broken Arrow”. I forgot about that one. That’s a decent movie.
What’s your favorite Brian Bosworth movie?
January 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Hey I am wide open here!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
We should probably start focusing on todays Steeler win.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p221/shipofthesun/chevy.jpg
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
@Outshined–from the same Howie listing:
“Will not travel in the same airplane as his wife for fear of orphaning their children.”
So Hunter was wrong. A true manly man wouldn’t want to risk his children being raised by a step-pussy and would rather have them dead with daddy.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
“Being bigger than what you are, is a nice luxury to have!”
Nice quote, Troy. Howie still thinks you’re a fag.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Halftime, Eagle’s locker room:
Andy Reid: “Crunch crunch crunch slurp crunch burp fart burp.”
Donovan McKnob: “Retch retch byoooik gag splort choke.”
Brian Westbrook: “Whistle scratch shift ass whistle adopt hopeless look.”
DeSean Jackson: “Which one a you muthaf*ckas sposed to be coverin that eleventy guy on the red team?”
Stewart Bradley: “#$%&*!!”
/snaps Jackson’s neck with one hand.
//stabs Assante Samuel
January 18th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
aw fuck
January 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
this is just getting sad.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
McNabb sure knows how to fuck up a game.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Annnnnd goodnight, Emo Eagles.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Five
January 18th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Five dollar
January 18th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
January 18th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
shut up fat best buy boy with icky highlights
January 18th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Donovon, that throw was roughly two feet over the head of your receiver. It was positively Elisha-esque.
January 18th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
T-minus one hour to the liveblogkkake.
I’m toooooo excited to go to sllleeeeppppp.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Andy Reid gon drank today…OH HELLZ YES, HE GON DRANK.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
If the Cards score again, the entire Arizona State campus will go naked for Super Bowl Week.
True story.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
http://sadtrombone.com/
http://www.bombombombomwooooo.com/
January 18th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Andy Reid gon drank double whipped chocolate milkshakes. Bulee dat.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
So will all the University of Phoenix students.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Philly gets it back, down 18.
And again, Fuck Microsoft.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Tsunami, Surfing, speed of light, wolf pack. 4-for-1 Metaphor Special!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Anyone else just see westbrook get caressed?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
And now the coaching staff is seeing to Celek’s nipples.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I predict God will have a detailed explanation.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
“Anything could happen”
Troy, you’re forgetting about the fact that McNabb is still playing.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
If the eagles score a TD, then go for two, then they only need a safety and another TD and another conversion. Thanks Troy
January 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Shot of Pederast!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
God’s detailed explanation: Fuck Philly! HAHAHA!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I’m pretty sure what Adrian Wilson is doing to Donovan McNabb is considered Rape in 39 states. Unless McNabb is consenting, which is possible I suppose.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
HOLY SHIT.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Here comes the pick 6.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I think the fact that the Eagles two best playmakers today are a white tight end and a white wide receiver goes a long way toward explaining what’s happening here.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
The only reliable WRs on the Eagles today are white. I’m not sure what this signifies.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Okay, fine, one is a TE, whatever.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Not too sure if I should start getting excited about a possible closer game in the 4th or not.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Am I wrong for wanting to plow this Progressive Insurance chick?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Better than wanting to plow Erin Esurance.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
What the fuck is going on with kickoffs today? Aren’t Akers and Rackers supposed to be good? It’s in a fucking dome for Christ’s sake!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
What if you want to plow both?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Ha! I was waiting for the guy to proclaim Progressive chick doable!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Thank you 85 for pointing that out, I had zone out and forgot it was shitstorm time on kicks.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
If you can fuck the annoying out of the Progressive Insurance chick, please proceed.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Now the defense fucking shows up.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Dammit! Why is Christ not blocking that pass rush?!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Jesus doesn’t love you Kurt
January 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I’m on it Gino.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
“that drive took 14 secs, and went 5 yards backwards…”
THAT’S the Cards we all know and love.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Progressive chick is somewhat hot. No problems there… for a cartoon, Erin Esurance is… nevermind, I’ve said too much.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
who the fuck buys steak at applebee’s?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Man, why’s it always got to be about race? Can’t we all just get along?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
WELKAH-like
January 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Hey, Philly defense! Thanks for showing up. How was your flight?
I’m wondering if Coach Wiz’s contention that they need to “keep following the plan” and “mix it up” will only play into Jim Johnson’s evil hands. Someone needs to keep adjusting, or else this game could get a lot closer than it looked.
/fears Jim Johnson far more than the Buzzsaw
January 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Progressive chick has the Joker’s lips — without the scars. That makes me uneasy…even though I’m crazy for redheads.
And people who go to applebee’s for steaks use ketchup on it.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@ACMEsalesrep: No.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@Boatdrinks
Is there some reason we should NOT find the progressive chick doable? Something we should know?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
making some last minute preparations for the liveblog (read: getting pictures of salma hayek saved to my desktop). it will start at the beginning of this games fourth quarter and run through the AFC game. good times, bitches.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I think Andy Reid tanked it the first half, waited for the odds to adjust for the second, and is now playing for reals.
One of his felon kids is probably in debt to the local mob. It was Andy’s only move.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
More likely that Reid’s “Gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” debt has finally come do.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
the Andy Reid school of clock management continues
January 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Ahh, excellent McNabb/Reid clock management. You burn that timeout, Kirby & Friends.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Dammit, we got ourselves a ballgame!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
January 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
The Cardinals are what we thought they were
January 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Good god… did you see Basket wipe out the 2 Cardinals DBs? The Buzzsaw we all know and love has returned.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Man, I was actually kinda hoping Arizona would go all the way.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
how the fuck do you miss an extra point inside a dome?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
God hates kickers
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
uh oh. time for a cardinal collapse. cardinal catastrophe? cardinal conundrum?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
@Rob: I would just say she seems stalker like. I see a potential for a great night followed by a lot of phone calls. And annoyance. But that is me!
GO IGGLES…..w.t.f. with Akers?????
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
David Akers PAT fail… oy… talk about gacking one.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
THE LACES WERE IN! THEY WERE IN!!!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Why the fuck would you not go for two there?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
You’re not pointing skyward to God THIS time Akers!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
i dunno. I’d band the name tag off progressive girl
January 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
You have got to be shitting me.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
HEY KURT WARNER.
EAT A DICK! WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW, ASSHOLE?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
alright, liveblog starting. click on my username and just click out of the box that asks for a username and password and you’ll be there. i’m gonna need someone to help me run it. lets get it on.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
The laces were IN! THEY WERE IN!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
That Cards tramp stamp is apt, seeing how this team appears to be only slightly above a shithole.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Speaking of Erin Esurance, someone on the liveblog supplied this link a few weeks ago.
Do what you gotta do.
http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?pgid=&gid=519056&page=0
January 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
@Boatdrinks…. the kinda girl who’d call you 10 times, wondering why you didn’t call her afterwards? Interesting… however,seemingly the same as all the other women I know. Which says more about me than anything I guess.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Akers has a botched FG, KO, and now a PAT …. that’s like hitting the trifecta or something, right?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
HEIGH-OOOOO!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
QB fail
January 18th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Good God, Akers has been replaced by Lawrence Tynes. Just when Philly acted interested again…
January 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
It was phenomenally retarded not to go for two on that last touchdown.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I dream of being the meat in a Mindy Simmons and Lurleen Lumpkin Sandwich. MMM…sandwich.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Cardinals fail
January 18th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Can you say “total collapse” boys and girls? Sure you can.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Holy fuck. Do we have a game here?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Always remember: the Cardinals were the team that gave us the greatest comeback in MNF history by caving to the Bears!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Way to not spike it on the one DeSean!
January 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Am I having an acid flashback to two years ago in Indy or is the Buzzsaw who we thought they were.
Leitch’s face must look interesting.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
So much for “Cardinals fans sold the game out in 6 minutes” I’m pretty sure the steel vagina in Arizona has become Philly-west
January 18th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Well hell–looks like I read this thing wrong an hour or so back. But comeback or not, it ain’t over, right Cards fans?
Hello? Cards fans?
….
January 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
ford and microsoft. what could possibly go wrong?
January 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
eagles fans sold out the game in 6 mins. there are no cardinals, coyotes, sun, or d-back fans.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Denny Green’s slow-release time bomb on the Cardinals appears to be working. Who knew he was actually good at clock-management?
January 18th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
holy. shit. but that’s more time than Eli had last year and Pey Pey had two years ago. damn this game is insane.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Cue McNabb’s giving the game away…
January 18th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
too bad philly burned all their timeouts.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
kurt warner is still going to hell. also,there is still plenty of time to setup a liveblog for knifey vs. choco taco.get on the ball!
January 18th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
There’s already a liveblog going. It’s over on WWPJD’s blog.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
laterals? that the best the eagles could do?
January 18th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
not to be all Leitch, but as a Cards fan since 1988 this is beyond belief, completely beyond belief.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
TITS HOOKERS AND BEER BONGS!!!!
C/O M. LEINHART
January 18th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Holy shitballs…it actually happened. It actually fucking happened.
Side note for Otto Man (or anyone, really): Scott Pioli is a Parcells man just as much as a Belichick man. Todd Haley, in turn, is a Parcells coach (Jets, Cowboys, then Cards). If Herm is fired, what’re the chances that we could see a new name added to the KC coaching search? Pasqualoni…Haley…
Discuss.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Queen’s “We Are The Champions”? Moral Kurt does not approve.
January 18th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Explain -THIS-, God!
January 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
uncomfortable uber christian reference just took place…..awful
January 18th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Worst. Playoff team. Evar.