MUST SHOW EVERYONE THE BEN IS GOOD WINNER
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE BEN! THIS BEST MOMENT SINCE I GOT RANK OF 40 ON CALL OF DUTY ONLINE!
OKAY – OKAY. PROFESSIONAL QUESTION ASKERS GONNA ASK PROFESSIONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU WINNING GAME. CAN’T LOOK SELFISH. AGENT SAID IT’S BAD FOR CHOCO TACO ENDORSEMENT
BEN KNEW HE PREPARED FOR THIS FOR A REASON. KEEP THIS CARD IN QB FANNY PACK FOR JUST SUCH OCCASION
UH-OH. HERE COMES NANTZ. LOOK RELAXED. YOU ALREADY WON GAME. ONE MORE LOOK AT FLASHY CARD. OKAY. BEN GONNA NAIL THIS!
CHOCO TACO ENDORSEMENT, HERE BEN COME
Tags: ben rongrastname, WHY FORMER SHORT RECEIVER THERE?, xmas ape
January 19th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Woohoo! God gives a shit about professional football!
January 19th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I was praying to God that Big Ben was going to break out the gun fingerz. PEW PEW PEW!
January 19th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
It’s bad enough that I died in war, but now my death is associated with those fucks in Pittsburgh. I swear to god that I’m going to do everything in my power to lobby for the Cards to win. Now where the fuck are my angel wings?
January 19th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
HI TROPHY!
January 19th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
That index card is brilliant.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
What the– is that Antwaan Randle El behind the Ben’s right shoulder?
January 19th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I, for one, refuse to believe to Ben calls it a “fanny pack”. QB Pouch, maybe. ChocoTaco Warmer is more likely (so he no get freeze of brain-spot owie).
January 19th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Ufford must have been thrilled with Ben dedicating the Steelers win to the troops.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Ah… but he only said “the troops overseas,” not “the troops in Park Slope, Brooklyn.”
January 19th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@Joey D – ARL was there as NFL Network’s “athlete correspondent.” His interview with My New Lord and Tebow Troy P. was hilarious.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Whenever I read Ben posts, I imagine that Chris Burke is saying the words.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Randle El being there threw me at first, but it looks like he was working the game for NFL Network. He’s holding a mic.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@ Joey D- you missed Randle El as the most-excited-sideline-reporter-ever? Somebody should have told him to party with Michael Irvin after the game instead of during
January 19th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
total fail on no audible farting sounds in the awkward pause after “the lord is good”
also, since PK’s column is pretty blah today, could somebody please fucking FJM-ize this:
http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/for_the_record/posts/42141?eref=fromSI
January 19th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Wait he didn’t thank Hines? Someone is gettin fuckin karate chopped on Tuesday.
January 19th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
@Ape:
That’s no microphone! Do I hear Santonio Holmes’ Penis’ music?
January 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Black leprechaun come back to help the Ben fewf CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!
January 19th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Did you hear that, the troops? Ben won a football game against the Ravens for you!
January 19th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
No thanks fol Rimas Sweed?
Maybe in the Super Bowl, Ben can also get a new watch, so he can actually see how much time is left before he goes over the middle with 12 seconds left.
January 19th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
or a watch to time the huge gap between the “OH SHIT.IM GETTING RUSHED” big ben look and the moment he hits the ground. i never find myself yelling at a quarterback to get rid of the ball more than i do when i watch a steelers game.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
if ROFLsberger wins in 2 weeks, i think he has a very good chance of getting to canton. can’t wait to see his hall of fame plaque.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Ben happy with interview! Question guy nice! Fanz cheer Ben!
January 20th, 2009 at 2:15 am
ben roethlisberger in canton…..its hard to picture such a goofy fuck making it,but if you look at his numbers and winning percentage up until now and if he keeps it up…..wow. choco taco in the HOF…..
January 20th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Wouldn’t Ben have atleast hit prestige mode in CoD:WoW at this point in his life?
January 21st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
No “HI LAMAR HUNT TROPHY”?