Who Left All These Shoes All Over the Miamikkake?
Day two of Wild Card weekend opens with two AFC teams fond of employing gimmick plays and crazed linebackers. If the teams can negotiate a playing field draped in shoes, it’s to their credit.
Of course, it’s a homecoming of sorts for the Ravens, since half their starters went to the U. Okay, just McGahee, Ray-Ray and Ed Reed, otherwise known as the only Ravens anyone gives a shit about (except Bawlmer fans – they love their Matt Stover! That and McGahee sucks).
So join us in some retarded commentary. Otherwise
THAT’S DISRESPECT!
And Peezy ain’t havin’ that.
Tags: bert flacco, emo eagles, FEARSOME RAVENS FANS, joey porter, Live Blogification, playoffs, sticky ricky, xmas ape
January 4th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Is it just me, or does it seem like there is only one person writing every story, for the past week or so?
It must be flubby, because these stories are “titty fucked”.
January 4th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Yep that must be it, because the tags are fuckin’ LIARS!!! They know I don’t speak spanish.
January 4th, 2009 at 10:03 am
@bam33: Because I’m a stupid douche, I chccked into your inquiry, and I think the distribution’s been about what one would normally expect here at KSK:
Since 12/28/08, one week ago today, the breakdown (including quick hit posts, the blogkakkes, etc.):
Ape: 21 posts
Drew: 13 (14 if you count the intro/closer on Fatsis’ guest spot)
Ufford: 4
PUNTE: 4*
Maj: 4
flubby: 3
Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s not an unusual disparity, right? With Ufford running With Leather daily, flubby’s great shit on The Sugar Sheet, Maj and Zerkle handling Deadspin weekend shit among other Web-wide gigs and, you know, real life, that’s pretty much the way KSK typically works out — Ape and Drew do the majority of the posts, Ufford/Maj/Punter/flub pretty equitably spread the rest, we all laff heartily at each of their work.
* Part of me wanted to count the Dick Clark post three or four times, simply because of how fucking amazing it was.
January 4th, 2009 at 10:04 am
I also checked into bam’s inquiry. Gah, I hate my dumb fingers.
January 4th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Hannah Storm’s dress is making funny feelings in my drawers!
January 4th, 2009 at 10:30 am
For years, season-ticket holders across the league have paid top dollar to put up with the overlay of thuggery at games. The crudeness grows with colder weather and heightened alcohol intake, as bibulous loudmouths celebrate their primacy, pretending to be one with the muscular entertainment down on the field.
January 4th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Hannah Storm needs the glasses if she wants to go with the Tina Fey “Naughty Librarian” look. Worst outfit in the last month, she must have googled her name and found all the screencaps of her crotch. -1 to her for being a party pooper. But +1 for showing some leg while interviewing Mortenson.
January 4th, 2009 at 11:01 am
@Willy: Name your sources, Werder: NYTimes.com Editorial Notebook: Omg! Drunk Amok Nr 50-yd Line
1) “Bibulous Loudmouths Celebrate Their Primacy” would have made a great headline for the Cards’ safety screen cap that Dash ran on Deadspin this morning.
2) Francis X. Clines probably loooooooved Leatherheads.
3) He makes his point douchily, but he’s not altogether wrong.
January 4th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Screencaps of Hannah’s ‘Storm’!
/intrigued
January 4th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
More Chargers cheerleaders?
http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/11/25/the-charger-girls-are-bustin-out/
January 4th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
welcome back chad pennington
January 4th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Anyone catch a capture of the opening of the Fox pregame? Night-vision green headers, and the font looked kinda familiar…