MEAST
Notorious T.I.N.Y.!
Tiny Jesus!
Smallie Biggs!
Little Big Cock!
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January 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
The Chargers resign him now, right?
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
WE AINT COOL, YO
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Tomlinson is the new Alexander.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
He is SO dead next week when James Harrison sacks Marmalard 34 times, not including the 56 times that he was held and is wasn’t called.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
scifres?
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Nice MVP celebration you had there Pey-Pey. Now go back to making comercials.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
So, how long do we wait for “Tomlinson for 1st & 2nd”?
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
TTGT:
Did the Pats have fun watching the game at home, after losing to both teams involved AND the Steelers?
THEY MUST HAVE!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Sprole-Lo
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I think we all know who the real MVP is.
/Huh? What? Huh? FUCK YOU!!!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Sproles is Tiny Elvis. “Look at that hole, it’s huge!”
Jacob Hester: You’re right again Tiny E!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Tiny Darren – hand-written by Sinclair Lewis.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I’ve always called him “Nintendo”
‘Cause of the Nintendo DS….. K, I’ll leave now.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Jerome Bettis: DARRYL SPROLES, DARRYL SPROLES!
Damn you, Bus.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
After Tiny Darren caps off a nice day of wildcardkakke, i expect a scathing piece on the PANTS-SHITTING MINDFUCK that is Matt Millen on television talking about the NFL.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Ugh, I’m gonna go drink profusely.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
* commercials
/back to drinking beer
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Bettis just referred to the Chargers as the better team about 19 times in 14seconds. Translation: “thank GOD the Steelers don’t have to play the Colts next week!”
Take your homer hat off there for a little bit, fatty.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Have fun, Colts fan!
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 pm
TTGT is going to have an unbroken crying jag all throughout January and February.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Imagine the goat Sproles could have been if that end zone fumble resulted in the deciding points! Who cares! Peyton lost!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
+1 gamecock_nibbler: Scifres was the real meast of this game.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ll actually be rooting for the Steelers next week. Hopefully they can knock Marmalard’s dick off before sending him packing for the season.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
On the other hand, Head Injury Ben has always gotten a funny feeling in between his legs every time he has seen powder blue.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Knee Injury Brady will never recover. Have fun franchising Cassel.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
If he keeps this up, how many times are we gonna hear “hold me closer Tiny Darren” from Berman?
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Fack duh Steeluhs! AM I RIGHT?
January 4th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Kardkkake and football….awesome.
Colts losing to Tiny Darren and 8-8 Norv…awesomer.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:01 am
I’m secretly hoping Dungy will rip all of them a new one. This is at least the fifth fucking time the whole team choked when it counted. IS IT THAT HARD TO WANT TO WIN A GAME?!
January 4th, 2009 at 12:02 am
colts fan here: my thoughts
1. chargers outplayed the colts, no question
2. colts got 2 cheap tds (the wayne play, and the fumble at the 1)
3. the nfl needs to look into holding calls on freeney (not the reason the colts lost, but on at least one replay he was being facemasked.)
4. my main complaint now is that the colts will draft below the chargers, this makes no fucking sense, either they had a better season or they didn’t. if they draft below they should be home.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:10 am
I am headed to the Steelers plafoff game next weekend. Does anyone have good directions to Heinz Field from the airport?
I would ask Christmas Ape, but he has never been there.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Such bitterness by TTGT. And without even having to be a bitch and change his commenting name. Probably because I caught him the first two times.
Not that he ever watched a Pats game before February 2002.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:16 am
What in the hell is a plafoff game?
January 4th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Wow, looks like I have to drag out this old truth:
It’s not the playoffs until Peyton Manning chokes. I saw the Peyton Manning Face towards the end of the second quarter and knew the Chargers were going to win.
On the other hand, all the people who said the road teams were going to win are 0-2, so there’s that.
/go dolphins
January 4th, 2009 at 12:23 am
that run was all Jacob Hester and his key block.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:24 am
TAKE A HIKE PEYTON!!
This weather is sweet!
/gets drunk(er)
/loves tiny darren
January 4th, 2009 at 12:29 am
Lil’ Dar
Yung Sproles
43 cent
I’ll just stop now.
/selects Sproles as keeper in Dynasty league
January 4th, 2009 at 12:36 am
This wasn’t a Peyton “choke” game, this was a “colts with no run game or run d”.
January 4th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Christmas Ape… Dishing it out and unable to take it since 2006.
January 4th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Says the guy who bitched out and changed his commenting name to avoid flak when his team got blown out by the Steelers. TTGT (nee Handful of Peter, occasionally Steeltown) is the biggest loser in any thread.
January 4th, 2009 at 1:51 am
How the FUCK did Matt Millen manage to get a job associated with football?!? NBC is finished as a network. The Detroit Lions were already at the bottom of the football world and he managed to drive the franchise so deep into hell that Satan himself won’t even visit the new editions.
NBC, I am warning you and everyone else now, that Millen isn’t human; he is a Terminator sent from the future to destroy football as we know it and not even the (less talented) son of Barry Sanders can save us!
January 4th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Lotsa estrogen flying around here…..
January 4th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Yes, they brought in Millen to give expert analysis on professional football. Next up: Bernard Madoff gives a lecture on the importance of business ethics
January 4th, 2009 at 3:06 am
“43 cent” has to be the best thing I’ve read in a long time. Ab-so-loot-ly perfect.
January 4th, 2009 at 3:16 am
midge can run…..
January 4th, 2009 at 3:18 am
why is it hard to like phillip rivers even if you try really,really hard?
January 4th, 2009 at 3:49 am
Does anyone know who the halftime band at the Super Bowl is this yr ???
January 4th, 2009 at 4:04 am
@Cusedenny: Bruce Springsteen.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:41 am
As KSK’s resident Colts homer, I have come to take my beatings.
The D gave Manning, by my count, 3 chances to win the game. When it mattered, the MVP punted three times.
Tiny Darren wasn’t the Meast of this game. It was Mike Scifres. The Chargers punter basically won this game for them. 14 of the Chargers 17 points came on a field that started at the Colts 45, after the Colts were basically pinned inside the 10.
Now, it’s easy to find things to blame it on. Too many injuries. Too many rookies. Hostile crowd. Bad field. Terrible officiating. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t stop the run. But ultimately, it all comes down to this: the Colts choked like a Thai hooker on Charles Haley’s dick. When it mattered, they came up short and completely self-destructed in overtime.
Being a Colts fan, it’s easy to have hope for next season. The rookies will be better. People will be healthier. Manning will have a whole offseason with his receivers. Marvin will probably retire. So will Dungy. We’ll draft somewhere in the mid 20s. We can probably pick up a few decent players there.
I was furious when I left the bar. I’m still angry. But then I remember that we’ve won 12+ games for 6 years running. We still have the best QB in NFL history behind center. We still have a Hall of Fame coach and his hand-picked replacement. We still have a Hall of Fame GM and his hand picked replacement in the front office. We’re going to contend next year, just like we have every year for basically the last decade.
I remember that we have a Super Bowl trophy from 2006. And that means we have another 3 seasons before we’re allowed to really start bitching.
So, I’m going to go have another drink. Or five. And start figuring out who the best 20 or so linebackers, defensive tackles, and offensive guards in college football are.
January 4th, 2009 at 6:16 am
@Monkey: As a lifelong Dolphins fan, I’d recommend you enjoy the good times. Next up: team hires coach with great moustache and horrible play calling; HoF QB slides into mediocrity while team spends all of cap to get some high priced FA’s for one last shot which leads to massive blowouts in the playoffs; then 10 years wandering the desert while division rival wins Superbowls.
/not bitter… really… just tired that the only mentions of Dolphins and Superbowl come from Mercury Morris
January 4th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Hold me closer, Tiny Daaaaaaarren,
Count the hashmarks on the siiiiidelines…
January 4th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Terrible officiating.
After the phantom pass interference call on Indy’s opening drive and San Diego getting screwed out of at least three points on the fumble call at the end of the first half, Colts fans have zero cause to blame the refs.
January 4th, 2009 at 9:34 am
If I’m Sproles, I’d slap my dong off someones forehead and start screaming, “does this look tiny, bitches?”
January 4th, 2009 at 9:37 am
@Monkey – I think last night was it for the Pey Pey express. You really have nothing to look forward to. Ha Ha Ha.
January 4th, 2009 at 10:49 am
at least we are saved from a Manning vs Manning Super Bowl yet again
/ There is a God!
January 4th, 2009 at 10:52 am
And Simmons can’t go 11-0 in the playoffs!
January 4th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Looks to me like Sproles already purple mushroomed Peyton’s fivehead, and word in the hood is that LDT’s latest injury was a direct result of an overenthusiastic angry pirate administered by Darren.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Mike Scifers will destroy your balls
January 4th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Believe me, I’m no Colts or Peyton fan, but I’m not seeing how Manning choked. He had the team ahead late in regulation. The Colts’ D is to blame for this.
January 4th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
The end of the 1st half non-fumble call looked correct. Besides that, while the fucknuts at NBC never played the audio with the replays, the refs blew the whistle before the Chargers ever had possession.
I can’t believe I’m going to be rooting for the Steelers next weekend. Fuck.
January 4th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@ChristmasApe-no shit.colts fans have zero cause to bitch,seeing as 99% of the time all interference penalties (along with roughing the passer penalties if PeyPey gets his pants dirty) are against whoever Indy plays. Poutin Manning always gets his call,he doesnt care how hard he has to whine to the official,bush league faggot…..
January 4th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Man, there’s a lot of Colts/Manning hatred here.
/Considers becoming vociferous Colts fan
January 4th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Sproles nicknames:
Lightning Bug
Pocket Hercules
January 5th, 2009 at 12:23 am
best qb in NFL history? holy shit you must be drunk. try “best qb at pouting like he didn’t get to taste Elisha’s cock last night”
January 5th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@ Monkey Business
Thanks, I actually feel a bit better now.
The Colts will be better next year, to be honest they over-achieved this year. I facking hate Phillip Puddles and all those San Diego pieces of shit, but Sproles ran all over us and the defense stepped up. Ours just couldn’t get it done.
It reminds me of “Baseketball” when Coop says “It took a whole team effort out there to lose this one”.
This draft, we’ll get two solid offensive linemen, establish a running game and be back to lose in our first game in another Playoff season!! WOOOO!!
Wait…I didn’t read what I wrote there…
January 5th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
If Sproles was smart he’d stay right where he is. LT’s DONE. I also like the nickname “The Anal Hamster” because once he finds the hole he wreaks havoc.
July 28th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
How-do-you-do there I like your article