If Sproles was smart he’d stay right where he is. LT’s DONE. I also like the nickname “The Anal Hamster” because once he finds the hole he wreaks havoc.
01.05.09 at 12:49 pm
Mike D
@ Monkey Business
Thanks, I actually feel a bit better now.
The Colts will be better next year, to be honest they over-achieved this year. I facking hate Phillip Puddles and all those San Diego pieces of shit, but Sproles ran all over us and the defense stepped up. Ours just couldn’t get it done.
It reminds me of “Baseketball” when Coop says “It took a whole team effort out there to lose this one”.
This draft, we’ll get two solid offensive linemen, establish a running game and be back to lose in our first game in another Playoff season!! WOOOO!!
Wait…I didn’t read what I wrote there…
01.05.09 at 12:23 am
Goodell is Failing
best qb in NFL history? holy shit you must be drunk. try “best qb at pouting like he didn’t get to taste Elisha’s cock last night”
01.04.09 at 9:07 pm
Chazz
Sproles nicknames:
Lightning Bug
Pocket Hercules
01.04.09 at 5:46 pm
Duke of Madness
Man, there’s a lot of Colts/Manning hatred here.
/Considers becoming vociferous Colts fan
01.04.09 at 2:45 pm
chris johnson as a second language
@ChristmasApe-no shit.colts fans have zero cause to bitch,seeing as 99% of the time all interference penalties (along with roughing the passer penalties if PeyPey gets his pants dirty) are against whoever Indy plays. Poutin Manning always gets his call,he doesnt care how hard he has to whine to the official,bush league faggot…..
01.04.09 at 1:08 pm
Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers
The end of the 1st half non-fumble call looked correct. Besides that, while the fucknuts at NBC never played the audio with the replays, the refs blew the whistle before the Chargers ever had possession.
I can’t believe I’m going to be rooting for the Steelers next weekend. Fuck.
01.04.09 at 12:33 pm
Me
Believe me, I’m no Colts or Peyton fan, but I’m not seeing how Manning choked. He had the team ahead late in regulation. The Colts’ D is to blame for this.
01.04.09 at 12:31 pm
The A.I.C.
Mike Scifers will destroy your balls
01.04.09 at 11:14 am
nfsffw
Looks to me like Sproles already purple mushroomed Peyton’s fivehead, and word in the hood is that LDT’s latest injury was a direct result of an overenthusiastic angry pirate administered by Darren.
01.04.09 at 10:52 am
Christmas Ape
And Simmons can’t go 11-0 in the playoffs!
01.04.09 at 10:49 am
Sherrif Gonna Getcha
at least we are saved from a Manning vs Manning Super Bowl yet again
/ There is a God!
01.04.09 at 9:37 am
LaFavre's Next Interception
@Monkey – I think last night was it for the Pey Pey express. You really have nothing to look forward to. Ha Ha Ha.
01.04.09 at 9:34 am
deafjeff
If I’m Sproles, I’d slap my dong off someones forehead and start screaming, “does this look tiny, bitches?”
01.04.09 at 8:44 am
Christmas Ape
Terrible officiating.
After the phantom pass interference call on Indy’s opening drive and San Diego getting screwed out of at least three points on the fumble call at the end of the first half, Colts fans have zero cause to blame the refs.
01.04.09 at 8:18 am
Randall Gay Hearts Visanthe Shiancoe's Madison Hedgecock
Hold me closer, Tiny Daaaaaaarren,
Count the hashmarks on the siiiiidelines…
01.04.09 at 6:16 am
Warthog
@Monkey: As a lifelong Dolphins fan, I’d recommend you enjoy the good times. Next up: team hires coach with great moustache and horrible play calling; HoF QB slides into mediocrity while team spends all of cap to get some high priced FA’s for one last shot which leads to massive blowouts in the playoffs; then 10 years wandering the desert while division rival wins Superbowls.
/not bitter… really… just tired that the only mentions of Dolphins and Superbowl come from Mercury Morris
01.04.09 at 4:41 am
Monkey Business
As KSK’s resident Colts homer, I have come to take my beatings.
The D gave Manning, by my count, 3 chances to win the game. When it mattered, the MVP punted three times.
Tiny Darren wasn’t the Meast of this game. It was Mike Scifres. The Chargers punter basically won this game for them. 14 of the Chargers 17 points came on a field that started at the Colts 45, after the Colts were basically pinned inside the 10.
Now, it’s easy to find things to blame it on. Too many injuries. Too many rookies. Hostile crowd. Bad field. Terrible officiating. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t stop the run. But ultimately, it all comes down to this: the Colts choked like a Thai hooker on Charles Haley’s dick. When it mattered, they came up short and completely self-destructed in overtime.
Being a Colts fan, it’s easy to have hope for next season. The rookies will be better. People will be healthier. Manning will have a whole offseason with his receivers. Marvin will probably retire. So will Dungy. We’ll draft somewhere in the mid 20s. We can probably pick up a few decent players there.
I was furious when I left the bar. I’m still angry. But then I remember that we’ve won 12+ games for 6 years running. We still have the best QB in NFL history behind center. We still have a Hall of Fame coach and his hand-picked replacement. We still have a Hall of Fame GM and his hand picked replacement in the front office. We’re going to contend next year, just like we have every year for basically the last decade.
I remember that we have a Super Bowl trophy from 2006. And that means we have another 3 seasons before we’re allowed to really start bitching.
So, I’m going to go have another drink. Or five. And start figuring out who the best 20 or so linebackers, defensive tackles, and offensive guards in college football are.
01.04.09 at 4:04 am
Leigh
@Cusedenny: Bruce Springsteen.
01.04.09 at 3:49 am
Cusedenny
Does anyone know who the halftime band at the Super Bowl is this yr ???
01.04.09 at 3:18 am
chris johnson as a second language
why is it hard to like phillip rivers even if you try really,really hard?
01.04.09 at 3:16 am
chris johnson as a second language
midge can run…..
01.04.09 at 3:06 am
anon
“43 cent” has to be the best thing I’ve read in a long time. Ab-so-loot-ly perfect.
01.04.09 at 2:54 am
BabyBananaGrabber
Yes, they brought in Millen to give expert analysis on professional football. Next up: Bernard Madoff gives a lecture on the importance of business ethics
01.04.09 at 1:54 am
Kimbo Gash
Lotsa estrogen flying around here…..
01.04.09 at 1:51 am
Mo Dred
How the FUCK did Matt Millen manage to get a job associated with football?!? NBC is finished as a network. The Detroit Lions were already at the bottom of the football world and he managed to drive the franchise so deep into hell that Satan himself won’t even visit the new editions.
NBC, I am warning you and everyone else now, that Millen isn’t human; he is a Terminator sent from the future to destroy football as we know it and not even the (less talented) son of Barry Sanders can save us!
01.04.09 at 1:15 am
Christmas Ape
Says the guy who bitched out and changed his commenting name to avoid flak when his team got blown out by the Steelers. TTGT (nee Handful of Peter, occasionally Steeltown) is the biggest loser in any thread.
01.04.09 at 1:06 am
Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits
Christmas Ape… Dishing it out and unable to take it since 2006.
01.04.09 at 12:36 am
TDub
This wasn’t a Peyton “choke” game, this was a “colts with no run game or run d”.
01.04.09 at 12:29 am
Johnny Drama
Lil’ Dar
Yung Sproles
43 cent
I’ll just stop now.
/selects Sproles as keeper in Dynasty league
01.04.09 at 12:24 am
chris
TAKE A HIKE PEYTON!!
This weather is sweet!
/gets drunk(er)
/loves tiny darren
01.04.09 at 12:23 am
LSU homer
that run was all Jacob Hester and his key block.
01.04.09 at 12:18 am
Trish
Wow, looks like I have to drag out this old truth:
It’s not the playoffs until Peyton Manning chokes. I saw the Peyton Manning Face towards the end of the second quarter and knew the Chargers were going to win.
On the other hand, all the people who said the road teams were going to win are 0-2, so there’s that.
/go dolphins
01.04.09 at 12:16 am
StunnerSault
What in the hell is a plafoff game?
01.04.09 at 12:13 am
Christmas Ape
Such bitterness by TTGT. And without even having to be a bitch and change his commenting name. Probably because I caught him the first two times.
Not that he ever watched a Pats game before February 2002.
01.04.09 at 12:10 am
Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits
I am headed to the Steelers plafoff game next weekend. Does anyone have good directions to Heinz Field from the airport?
I would ask Christmas Ape, but he has never been there.
01.04.09 at 12:02 am
not that doom
colts fan here: my thoughts
1. chargers outplayed the colts, no question
2. colts got 2 cheap tds (the wayne play, and the fumble at the 1)
3. the nfl needs to look into holding calls on freeney (not the reason the colts lost, but on at least one replay he was being facemasked.)
4. my main complaint now is that the colts will draft below the chargers, this makes no fucking sense, either they had a better season or they didn’t. if they draft below they should be home.
01.04.09 at 12:01 am
fangirls on helium
I’m secretly hoping Dungy will rip all of them a new one. This is at least the fifth fucking time the whole team choked when it counted. IS IT THAT HARD TO WANT TO WIN A GAME?!
01.04.09 at 12:00 am
porky1
Kardkkake and football….awesome.
Colts losing to Tiny Darren and 8-8 Norv…awesomer.
01.03.09 at 11:58 pm
MisfiT
Fack duh Steeluhs! AM I RIGHT?
01.03.09 at 11:58 pm
Ben
If he keeps this up, how many times are we gonna hear “hold me closer Tiny Darren” from Berman?
01.03.09 at 11:56 pm
Christmas Ape
Knee Injury Brady will never recover. Have fun franchising Cassel.
01.03.09 at 11:55 pm
Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits
On the other hand, Head Injury Ben has always gotten a funny feeling in between his legs every time he has seen powder blue.
01.03.09 at 11:55 pm
Duke of Madness
+1 gamecock_nibbler: Scifres was the real meast of this game.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ll actually be rooting for the Steelers next week. Hopefully they can knock Marmalard’s dick off before sending him packing for the season.
01.03.09 at 11:54 pm
Fitz
Imagine the goat Sproles could have been if that end zone fumble resulted in the deciding points! Who cares! Peyton lost!
01.03.09 at 11:52 pm
Christmas Ape
TTGT is going to have an unbroken crying jag all throughout January and February.
01.03.09 at 11:49 pm
Daniel
Have fun, Colts fan!
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face!
01.03.09 at 11:48 pm
Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits
Bettis just referred to the Chargers as the better team about 19 times in 14seconds. Translation: “thank GOD the Steelers don’t have to play the Colts next week!”
Take your homer hat off there for a little bit, fatty.
01.03.09 at 11:47 pm
Dan From Chicago
* commercials
/back to drinking beer
01.03.09 at 11:45 pm
Colts and Hoosiers Fan
Ugh, I’m gonna go drink profusely.
01.03.09 at 11:45 pm
GPF
After Tiny Darren caps off a nice day of wildcardkakke, i expect a scathing piece on the PANTS-SHITTING MINDFUCK that is Matt Millen on television talking about the NFL.
01.03.09 at 11:44 pm
Oshit Umenyiora
Jerome Bettis: DARRYL SPROLES, DARRYL SPROLES!
Damn you, Bus.
01.03.09 at 11:44 pm
Austin
I’ve always called him “Nintendo”
‘Cause of the Nintendo DS….. K, I’ll leave now.
01.03.09 at 11:43 pm
Werekoala
Tiny Darren – hand-written by Sinclair Lewis.
01.03.09 at 11:43 pm
the colonel
Sproles is Tiny Elvis. “Look at that hole, it’s huge!”
Jacob Hester: You’re right again Tiny E!
01.03.09 at 11:43 pm
Shane_Falco
I think we all know who the real MVP is.
/Huh? What? Huh? FUCK YOU!!!
01.03.09 at 11:43 pm
TheStarterWife
Sprole-Lo
01.03.09 at 11:42 pm
Christmas Ape
TTGT:
Did the Pats have fun watching the game at home, after losing to both teams involved AND the Steelers?
THEY MUST HAVE!
01.03.09 at 11:42 pm
therealthing
So, how long do we wait for “Tomlinson for 1st & 2nd”?
01.03.09 at 11:42 pm
Dan From Chicago
Nice MVP celebration you had there Pey-Pey. Now go back to making comercials.
01.03.09 at 11:41 pm
gamecock_nibbler
scifres?
01.03.09 at 11:41 pm
Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits
He is SO dead next week when James Harrison sacks Marmalard 34 times, not including the 56 times that he was held and is wasn’t called.
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How-do-you-do there I like your article
If Sproles was smart he’d stay right where he is. LT’s DONE. I also like the nickname “The Anal Hamster” because once he finds the hole he wreaks havoc.
@ Monkey Business
Thanks, I actually feel a bit better now.
The Colts will be better next year, to be honest they over-achieved this year. I facking hate Phillip Puddles and all those San Diego pieces of shit, but Sproles ran all over us and the defense stepped up. Ours just couldn’t get it done.
It reminds me of “Baseketball” when Coop says “It took a whole team effort out there to lose this one”.
This draft, we’ll get two solid offensive linemen, establish a running game and be back to lose in our first game in another Playoff season!! WOOOO!!
Wait…I didn’t read what I wrote there…
best qb in NFL history? holy shit you must be drunk. try “best qb at pouting like he didn’t get to taste Elisha’s cock last night”
Sproles nicknames:
Lightning Bug
Pocket Hercules
Man, there’s a lot of Colts/Manning hatred here.
/Considers becoming vociferous Colts fan
@ChristmasApe-no shit.colts fans have zero cause to bitch,seeing as 99% of the time all interference penalties (along with roughing the passer penalties if PeyPey gets his pants dirty) are against whoever Indy plays. Poutin Manning always gets his call,he doesnt care how hard he has to whine to the official,bush league faggot…..
The end of the 1st half non-fumble call looked correct. Besides that, while the fucknuts at NBC never played the audio with the replays, the refs blew the whistle before the Chargers ever had possession.
I can’t believe I’m going to be rooting for the Steelers next weekend. Fuck.
Believe me, I’m no Colts or Peyton fan, but I’m not seeing how Manning choked. He had the team ahead late in regulation. The Colts’ D is to blame for this.
Mike Scifers will destroy your balls
Looks to me like Sproles already purple mushroomed Peyton’s fivehead, and word in the hood is that LDT’s latest injury was a direct result of an overenthusiastic angry pirate administered by Darren.
And Simmons can’t go 11-0 in the playoffs!
at least we are saved from a Manning vs Manning Super Bowl yet again
/ There is a God!
@Monkey – I think last night was it for the Pey Pey express. You really have nothing to look forward to. Ha Ha Ha.
If I’m Sproles, I’d slap my dong off someones forehead and start screaming, “does this look tiny, bitches?”
Terrible officiating.
After the phantom pass interference call on Indy’s opening drive and San Diego getting screwed out of at least three points on the fumble call at the end of the first half, Colts fans have zero cause to blame the refs.
Hold me closer, Tiny Daaaaaaarren,
Count the hashmarks on the siiiiidelines…
@Monkey: As a lifelong Dolphins fan, I’d recommend you enjoy the good times. Next up: team hires coach with great moustache and horrible play calling; HoF QB slides into mediocrity while team spends all of cap to get some high priced FA’s for one last shot which leads to massive blowouts in the playoffs; then 10 years wandering the desert while division rival wins Superbowls.
/not bitter… really… just tired that the only mentions of Dolphins and Superbowl come from Mercury Morris
As KSK’s resident Colts homer, I have come to take my beatings.
The D gave Manning, by my count, 3 chances to win the game. When it mattered, the MVP punted three times.
Tiny Darren wasn’t the Meast of this game. It was Mike Scifres. The Chargers punter basically won this game for them. 14 of the Chargers 17 points came on a field that started at the Colts 45, after the Colts were basically pinned inside the 10.
Now, it’s easy to find things to blame it on. Too many injuries. Too many rookies. Hostile crowd. Bad field. Terrible officiating. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t stop the run. But ultimately, it all comes down to this: the Colts choked like a Thai hooker on Charles Haley’s dick. When it mattered, they came up short and completely self-destructed in overtime.
Being a Colts fan, it’s easy to have hope for next season. The rookies will be better. People will be healthier. Manning will have a whole offseason with his receivers. Marvin will probably retire. So will Dungy. We’ll draft somewhere in the mid 20s. We can probably pick up a few decent players there.
I was furious when I left the bar. I’m still angry. But then I remember that we’ve won 12+ games for 6 years running. We still have the best QB in NFL history behind center. We still have a Hall of Fame coach and his hand-picked replacement. We still have a Hall of Fame GM and his hand picked replacement in the front office. We’re going to contend next year, just like we have every year for basically the last decade.
I remember that we have a Super Bowl trophy from 2006. And that means we have another 3 seasons before we’re allowed to really start bitching.
So, I’m going to go have another drink. Or five. And start figuring out who the best 20 or so linebackers, defensive tackles, and offensive guards in college football are.
@Cusedenny: Bruce Springsteen.
Does anyone know who the halftime band at the Super Bowl is this yr ???
why is it hard to like phillip rivers even if you try really,really hard?
midge can run…..
“43 cent” has to be the best thing I’ve read in a long time. Ab-so-loot-ly perfect.
Yes, they brought in Millen to give expert analysis on professional football. Next up: Bernard Madoff gives a lecture on the importance of business ethics
Lotsa estrogen flying around here…..
How the FUCK did Matt Millen manage to get a job associated with football?!? NBC is finished as a network. The Detroit Lions were already at the bottom of the football world and he managed to drive the franchise so deep into hell that Satan himself won’t even visit the new editions.
NBC, I am warning you and everyone else now, that Millen isn’t human; he is a Terminator sent from the future to destroy football as we know it and not even the (less talented) son of Barry Sanders can save us!
Says the guy who bitched out and changed his commenting name to avoid flak when his team got blown out by the Steelers. TTGT (nee Handful of Peter, occasionally Steeltown) is the biggest loser in any thread.
Christmas Ape… Dishing it out and unable to take it since 2006.
This wasn’t a Peyton “choke” game, this was a “colts with no run game or run d”.
Lil’ Dar
Yung Sproles
43 cent
I’ll just stop now.
/selects Sproles as keeper in Dynasty league
TAKE A HIKE PEYTON!!
This weather is sweet!
/gets drunk(er)
/loves tiny darren
that run was all Jacob Hester and his key block.
Wow, looks like I have to drag out this old truth:
It’s not the playoffs until Peyton Manning chokes. I saw the Peyton Manning Face towards the end of the second quarter and knew the Chargers were going to win.
On the other hand, all the people who said the road teams were going to win are 0-2, so there’s that.
/go dolphins
What in the hell is a plafoff game?
Such bitterness by TTGT. And without even having to be a bitch and change his commenting name. Probably because I caught him the first two times.
Not that he ever watched a Pats game before February 2002.
I am headed to the Steelers plafoff game next weekend. Does anyone have good directions to Heinz Field from the airport?
I would ask Christmas Ape, but he has never been there.
colts fan here: my thoughts
1. chargers outplayed the colts, no question
2. colts got 2 cheap tds (the wayne play, and the fumble at the 1)
3. the nfl needs to look into holding calls on freeney (not the reason the colts lost, but on at least one replay he was being facemasked.)
4. my main complaint now is that the colts will draft below the chargers, this makes no fucking sense, either they had a better season or they didn’t. if they draft below they should be home.
I’m secretly hoping Dungy will rip all of them a new one. This is at least the fifth fucking time the whole team choked when it counted. IS IT THAT HARD TO WANT TO WIN A GAME?!
Kardkkake and football….awesome.
Colts losing to Tiny Darren and 8-8 Norv…awesomer.
Fack duh Steeluhs! AM I RIGHT?
If he keeps this up, how many times are we gonna hear “hold me closer Tiny Darren” from Berman?
Knee Injury Brady will never recover. Have fun franchising Cassel.
On the other hand, Head Injury Ben has always gotten a funny feeling in between his legs every time he has seen powder blue.
+1 gamecock_nibbler: Scifres was the real meast of this game.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ll actually be rooting for the Steelers next week. Hopefully they can knock Marmalard’s dick off before sending him packing for the season.
Imagine the goat Sproles could have been if that end zone fumble resulted in the deciding points! Who cares! Peyton lost!
TTGT is going to have an unbroken crying jag all throughout January and February.
Have fun, Colts fan!
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face!
Bettis just referred to the Chargers as the better team about 19 times in 14seconds. Translation: “thank GOD the Steelers don’t have to play the Colts next week!”
Take your homer hat off there for a little bit, fatty.
* commercials
/back to drinking beer
Ugh, I’m gonna go drink profusely.
After Tiny Darren caps off a nice day of wildcardkakke, i expect a scathing piece on the PANTS-SHITTING MINDFUCK that is Matt Millen on television talking about the NFL.
Jerome Bettis: DARRYL SPROLES, DARRYL SPROLES!
Damn you, Bus.
I’ve always called him “Nintendo”
‘Cause of the Nintendo DS….. K, I’ll leave now.
Tiny Darren – hand-written by Sinclair Lewis.
Sproles is Tiny Elvis. “Look at that hole, it’s huge!”
Jacob Hester: You’re right again Tiny E!
I think we all know who the real MVP is.
/Huh? What? Huh? FUCK YOU!!!
Sprole-Lo
TTGT:
Did the Pats have fun watching the game at home, after losing to both teams involved AND the Steelers?
THEY MUST HAVE!
So, how long do we wait for “Tomlinson for 1st & 2nd”?
Nice MVP celebration you had there Pey-Pey. Now go back to making comercials.
scifres?
He is SO dead next week when James Harrison sacks Marmalard 34 times, not including the 56 times that he was held and is wasn’t called.
Tomlinson is the new Alexander.
WE AINT COOL, YO
The Chargers resign him now, right?