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	<title>Comments on: Marmalard vs. the Most Valuable Phoetus. Wild Kardkkake Part Deux Deux Deux!</title>
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		<title>By: Tupac McDinosaur</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/marmalard-vs-the-most-valuable-phoetus-wild-kardkkake-part-deux-deux-deux.html/comment-page-1#comment-97358</link>
		<dc:creator>Tupac McDinosaur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That stuff happens in sports. I&#039;ve had shouting matches with teammates like that before -- it&#039;s just what the game does to you. It&#039;s nothing a win won&#039;t fix -- or failing that, an hour to cool off and a couple of cheap hookers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That stuff happens in sports. I&#8217;ve had shouting matches with teammates like that before &#8212; it&#8217;s just what the game does to you. It&#8217;s nothing a win won&#8217;t fix &#8212; or failing that, an hour to cool off and a couple of cheap hookers.</p>
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		<title>By: Bitter Patriots Fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bitter Patriots Fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gotta love Sorgi trying to break up the fight. That&#039;s what backup QBs are for.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotta love Sorgi trying to break up the fight. That&#8217;s what backup QBs are for.</p>
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		<title>By: foxxy brown</title>
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		<dc:creator>foxxy brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ chris johnson:

&quot;go sit down!  don&#039;t be tellin us how to block!&quot;
&quot;i&#039;m sitting down, i&#039;m sitting down now.  i was just sayin . . .&quot; [accompanied by walking backwards]

yep.  punk bitch.  rotflmaao</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ chris johnson:</p>
<p>&#8220;go sit down!  don&#8217;t be tellin us how to block!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;i&#8217;m sitting down, i&#8217;m sitting down now.  i was just sayin . . .&#8221; [accompanied by walking backwards]</p>
<p>yep.  punk bitch.  rotflmaao</p>
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		<title>By: Lazarus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lazarus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol JL my exact thoughts about MM were 1) What the hell does this idiot have on someone to land a job like that after totally destroying an NFL franchise, and 2) How do the guys on either side of him keep a straight face?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol JL my exact thoughts about MM were 1) What the hell does this idiot have on someone to land a job like that after totally destroying an NFL franchise, and 2) How do the guys on either side of him keep a straight face?</p>
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		<title>By: chris johnson as a second language</title>
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		<dc:creator>chris johnson as a second language</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love when big number 78 steps in peyton starts trying to downplay everything and reassure him that he&#039;s not talking to him and everything is cool. what a pussy,&quot;gosh dern i was yellin at jeff and that big ol black boy stood up. i thought he was gonna whoop my ass for sure daddy&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love when big number 78 steps in peyton starts trying to downplay everything and reassure him that he&#8217;s not talking to him and everything is cool. what a pussy,&#8221;gosh dern i was yellin at jeff and that big ol black boy stood up. i thought he was gonna whoop my ass for sure daddy&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: spanky datass</title>
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		<dc:creator>spanky datass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The &#039;Bus&#039; is from Detroit?  No Way!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The &#8216;Bus&#8217; is from Detroit?  No Way!</p>
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		<title>By: Kid Presentable</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/marmalard-vs-the-most-valuable-phoetus-wild-kardkkake-part-deux-deux-deux.html/comment-page-1#comment-96497</link>
		<dc:creator>Kid Presentable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Peter King is crying himself to sleep tonight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter King is crying himself to sleep tonight.</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best part of that video is Sorgi&#039;s half-assed intervention.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part of that video is Sorgi&#8217;s half-assed intervention.</p>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What is Matt Millen doing on TV, analyzing playoff&lt;/i&gt; football?  Frankly, I think he should be arrested for even &lt;b&gt;watching&lt;/b&gt; a football game.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is Matt Millen doing on TV, analyzing playoff football?  Frankly, I think he should be arrested for even <b>watching</b> a football game.</p>
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		<title>By: spanky datass</title>
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		<dc:creator>spanky datass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Cards and Chargers advance...reallly?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Cards and Chargers advance&#8230;reallly?</p>
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