Marmalard vs. the Most Valuable Phoetus. Wild Kardkkake Part Deux Deux Deux!

Marmalard strives to end Tony Dungy’s career a week after ousting Leatherface from Denver. Can San Diego take two games in San Diego in one year? Quite possibly, but Rivers floaters, Tiny Pocket Darren and a barely existent defense stand in their path.

Better win, Indy, or Pey-Pey’s gonna have to yell at some linemen like the true unselfish leader he is.

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26 Responses to “Marmalard vs. the Most Valuable Phoetus. Wild Kardkkake Part Deux Deux Deux!”

  1. Leigh Says:

    I’m pretty sure that if Elisha yelled like that at his teammates, Barry Cofield, Fred Robbins, and Justin Tuck would string him up on a flagpole by his underwear.

  2. Shane_Falco Says:

    Philip Rivers should have won the MVP. Im just sayin. YA BETTA ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

  3. Dum Bunny Says:

    So, why is it that we’re supposed to dislike Peyton because of this…?

  4. Christmas Ape Says:

    Because once again he’s bitching at his O-line when things go wrong.

  5. Ryan Leaf Says:

    Man, that dude’s got some anger management issues. What were the Colts thinking when they drafted that hot head?

  6. Farthammer Says:

    This is one of the few times I disagree with you guys. It’s not like he is whining for no reason; he’s fired up and wants his Linemen to listen to him at the line of scrimmage…which they should do.

  7. Hakim Drops the Ball Says:

    Gotta be honest, I’ve never seen that video before, and I have to admit: it makes Peyton look like a COLOSSAL ASSHOLE. Is there any quarterback this site does like? (Note to Ape: Your “qualtelback” does not count. I’m sure somebody else wants to see him get crushed out there.)

  8. Dr. Robert Smith Says:

    WERE COOL YO

  9. 5823111 Says:

    That’s leadership to me. Someone on the offense steps out of line, straighten their asses out with a quickness.

  10. Fitz Says:

    That’s not the Peyton from my credit card commercials! He’s so gee golly proper!

  11. Werekoala Says:

    This was the best playoff game ever – NO ONE DENIES THIS!

  12. Oshit Umenyiora Says:

    How many times do I have to say it: Colts leading with less than 10 minutes left means they lose.

  13. Doug's Kin Flutie Says:

    Umm, no. That’s the O-Line coach’s job.

  14. Mathemagician Says:

    Chances Bill Polian now whines like a girl to the league about the playoff format = 100%

  15. Mathemagician Says:

    Chances Bill Polian now whines like a girl to the league about the overtime format = 100%

  16. Doug's Kin Flutie Says:

    … and I love how Sorgi is playing peacemaker.

  17. spanky datass Says:

    The Cards and Chargers advance…reallly?

  18. J.L. White Says:

    What is Matt Millen doing on TV, analyzing playoff football? Frankly, I think he should be arrested for even watching a football game.

  19. Daniel Says:

    The best part of that video is Sorgi’s half-assed intervention.

  20. Kid Presentable Says:

    Peter King is crying himself to sleep tonight.

  21. spanky datass Says:

    The ‘Bus’ is from Detroit? No Way!

  22. chris johnson as a second language Says:

    i love when big number 78 steps in peyton starts trying to downplay everything and reassure him that he’s not talking to him and everything is cool. what a pussy,”gosh dern i was yellin at jeff and that big ol black boy stood up. i thought he was gonna whoop my ass for sure daddy”

  23. Lazarus Says:

    Lol JL my exact thoughts about MM were 1) What the hell does this idiot have on someone to land a job like that after totally destroying an NFL franchise, and 2) How do the guys on either side of him keep a straight face?

  24. foxxy brown Says:

    @ chris johnson:

    “go sit down! don’t be tellin us how to block!”
    “i’m sitting down, i’m sitting down now. i was just sayin . . .” [accompanied by walking backwards]

    yep. punk bitch. rotflmaao

  25. Bitter Patriots Fan Says:

    Gotta love Sorgi trying to break up the fight. That’s what backup QBs are for.

  26. Tupac McDinosaur Says:

    That stuff happens in sports. I’ve had shouting matches with teammates like that before — it’s just what the game does to you. It’s nothing a win won’t fix — or failing that, an hour to cool off and a couple of cheap hookers.

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