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LOLNFL: The AFC Championship

01.19.09 Written by Unsilent Majority

TAGS: lolnfl, Posting on vacation, Unsilent Majority
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LOLNFL: The AFC Championship

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  1. 01.20.09 at 7:12 am
    Cam Martin

    Yeah, must be racist, because only minorities have been hung in this country.

  2. 01.20.09 at 6:43 am
    dAndy

    Neurologicaly intact = brain still in skull and connected to spine. Willis and Richard Collier are starting a wheelchair basketball league.

    And now for today’s starting lineup…….

    Sitting at 4′ 7″ driving his chair with the Mickey Mouse straw….Willis MAAAAAA gay heeeeeeeeeee.

  3. 01.20.09 at 1:47 am
    DW

    Now that we know McGahee is “neurologically intact”, his caption is the most hilarious by far.

  4. 01.19.09 at 10:34 pm
    Unsilent Majority

    Hey, I only said it looked racist!

    Feel free to not read and/or die.

  5. 01.19.09 at 9:04 pm
    HonoluluHoo

    The Cards have big MO on their side. Kurt, the Comeback Kid, and Fitz by 3. P’burgh’s offense is weak. HH@showoffsports.com

  6. 01.19.09 at 7:11 pm
    Slothrop

    @Ape,

    pfft, books are over-rated. Wait, some people get PAID to publish a book? I gotta get a better career.
    /my bitter is more bitter than your bitter

  7. 01.19.09 at 6:35 pm
    Stylist Mick

    Books are weird to read. Like they want you to be engaged in the words or something.

  8. 01.19.09 at 6:35 pm
    Natrone Means Business

    @VY: If you don’t like getting sexed in the butt you should probably stop having butt sex instead of complaining about the pain.

  9. 01.19.09 at 5:51 pm
    GoSlash27

    All you hatels need to get rife. Steerels beat Lavens. No… they SCLATCH them! Now Steerels go to Chomponcheep!
    / Very good niews!

  10. 01.19.09 at 5:41 pm
    Christmas Ape

    You must be really bitter over the fact that Drew’s the only one on this site with a book deal

    Is he now?

    /bitter anyway

  11. 01.19.09 at 5:36 pm
    Slothrop

    More racist: Dumbo or Song of the South. Who ya got?
    /Jim Crow worse than Uncle Remus in my book.

  12. 01.19.09 at 5:28 pm
    porky1

    Well I be done seen, bout’ everythang, when I see an elephAAAACK…GASP…WHEEZE…

    @Vince Young Sausage:
    Just because you’ve discovered the secret recipe doesn’t make you the Colonel.

  13. 01.19.09 at 5:22 pm
    Vince Young Sausage

    You must be really bitter over the fact that Drew’s the only one on this site with a book deal and, more importantly, he’s the only one capable of writing anything remotely humorous. It seems like the non-BDD contingent’s “jokes” consist of (a) calling other people racist and (b) accusing folks of hating gay people. Oh the hilarity! And the endless repetition of these jokes only makes them funnier!

  14. 01.19.09 at 4:43 pm
    Katni

    I guess Mini the Crow’s security wasn’t tight enough after all.

  15. 01.19.09 at 4:06 pm
    LaFavre's Next Retirement

    Ape looks more manly with the striped face.

  16. 01.19.09 at 4:05 pm
    Chocolate Thunder

    @Natrone:
    They have 2 weeks to work on Nate’s throwing arm.

  17. 01.19.09 at 4:05 pm
    Phuck michael Phelps

    Fuck the Shittsburgh Squealers….if it wasnt for two BULLSHIT calls during the season, That game would’ve been played in M&T Bank stadium, and it woulda been a different result. im really hoping that Adrian Wilson does to Hines Ward and that stupid ass look on his face, what Limus Sweed did to Corey Ivy yesterday…Hopefully Roethlisberger gets hit by a car, just like the good ‘ol days…and good luck with Fitz in 2 weeks, your corners are gonna need it!

  18. 01.19.09 at 4:03 pm
    Bill

    Exactly

  19. 01.19.09 at 4:01 pm
    Natrone Means Business

    Its a good thing Ben has veins of ice and will undoubtedly dominate this Super Bowl just like last time.

  20. 01.19.09 at 3:55 pm
    Kevin

    Because, uh, if the Cardinals lose, the fans will be even more annoying than if they win.

  21. 01.19.09 at 3:55 pm
    Kevin

    Now I have to pray that the Steelers lose. I’m at school in Arizona and I’m surrounded by Cardinals fans who don’t know the meaning of the phrase “shut the fuck up.”

  22. 01.19.09 at 3:51 pm
    PigFace Joe

    @Maj

    No need for the hate man, I just assumed that you were really high when you posted that right???

  23. 01.19.09 at 3:42 pm
    Weed Against Speed

    Thankfully, the Baltimore NFL franchise is not called the Raccoons.

  24. 01.19.09 at 3:37 pm
    Unsilent Majority

    /fixed

  25. 01.19.09 at 3:37 pm
    Unsilent Majority

    die

    die

    die

  26. 01.19.09 at 3:36 pm
    PigFace Joe

    I am not what you would call “football savvy”, but I believe……wait……yeah….this was the AFC Championship game

  27. 01.19.09 at 3:34 pm
    Slothrop

    This is the AFC! THAT”S DISRESPECT!

    FIX YO PAGE TITLE!

  28. 01.19.09 at 3:33 pm
    Nitro

    nfc again – nice.

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