Comments on: Let’s Go Live to Ape Headquarters for His Victory Speech

By: jujrok

jujrok — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:59:33 +0000

phil sims: everything we’ve come to expect from 4 years of analytical training at morehead state university.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:54:35 +0000

Does anyone know where I can get some plutonium? I need to mail this……box of cookies…..to Raymond James Stadium, and it needs to get there by January 31st.

/the ticking sound means the cookies are extra moist and delicious!

By: Dutch

Dutch — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:39:45 +0000

I hope the Steelers lose based purely on that guy in China.

By: Simms anti-Steelers ass tattoo

Simms anti-Steelers ass tattoo — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:08:14 +0000

Well put, Chris. If I was any less stable a man, I would hunt Phil Simms Terminator style.

“I know now why Simms shits all over the Steelers, but its something I can never do…”

/ lowers self into vat of nacho cheese holding bag of black and gold tortilla chips…thumbs up

By: seahawk matt

seahawk matt — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:52:50 +0000

What do you think the percentage is of cardinal fans that actually know they’re in the super bowl. Oh wait, that’s a trick question because there is no such thing as cardinal fans

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:27:26 +0000

Simms speaks just to hear himself talk. Nothing he says is clever or insightful or thought out enough to be “sarcasm.” If you or I or anybody had a chance to interview each key player for 10 minutes the day before, then had producers and spotters feeding stats/info into our ears we could do what he does which is repeat the obvious or tell some lame story.

It’s really no wonder the Giants won a Super Bowl with Hostetler. Simms was just an avatar that did what Earhardt and Parcells told him to. Any sort of actual analysis or ability to see the field escapes him. I can’t tell how many times he’ll say something happened then on replay you see what he said happened didn’t happen at all.

That said, I appreciate the shitty refs doing everything possible to hose the Steelers. And yet the next time there’s a Santonio-TD situations all the fans from inferior NFL cities will jump back on the “Steelers get all the calls!” bandwagon. Guess that’s the burden of being a well-run franchise.

By: Simms anti-Steelers ass tattoo

Simms anti-Steelers ass tattoo — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:08:56 +0000

@ TT’s GF’s TTs

Oh no my man. Sarcasm is not part of the PHILosophy. He meant that shit. Granted, the Steelers just got pushed way back and technically (I hate to admit this), Simms was probably correct in insinuating Bawlmer was happy about the field position. However, if falling behind by 13 was indeed the first part of their master gameplan as Simms seemed to believe, I’ll suck a bag full of Ray Lewis’ dicks.

Someone should do a video of Heinz Field Jumbotron playing Busta Rhymes’ “Break ya neck” during the McGahee injury. I could even see “Here comes the BOOM” by whatever shitty band…

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:40:50 +0000

“You will not just beat them, you will SCRATCH them! Good nieuws! Everybody in China know this! Good nieuws!”- Chinese Steerers fan

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:12:06 +0000

@t3knomanser

I assumed Simms was being sarcastic and referencing the fact that the Ravens thought that they could win an ugly game.

Even when it was close, I never felt that the Steelers were going to blow it.

By: dibbly

dibbly — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:06:13 +0000

i dunno man, that movie has jennifer aniston, jennifer connelly, and scarlett johansson in it – that’s three mighty attractive ladies. could be a good one to put on mute and scan through looking for the potential three way lesbian orgy – or random cleavage.