The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, recording superstar Beyonce Knowles.
(flips hair, gets stray wet strand in mouth)
(does that dance where it looks like she’s speed skating)
(taps right foot hard on the ground, sashays to the left)
(shakes hips, takes out two elderly people)
Whoa-ooooooo-ooooo-OOOOOO-ooo-OOOOOO-oooooo-WHOAOOOOOOOOOO (shatters steel statue nearby)
I want more like this!
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