Comments on: KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint

By: dinosaur

dinosaur — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:31:49 +0000

Go fuck yourself, Doug.

By: Doug Peterson

Doug Peterson — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:48:20 +0000

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By: bigblue'sd

bigblue'sd — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:32:58 +0000

“Hi, I’m Dan Hesse. Can you believe we still call this a phone? I can take naked pictures of the waitress after this commercial is over, and email them to the CEO of Verizon! All on a fast, 3G network! And for one low price.”

Sprint sucks. KSK fantasy sex advice question: Does the waitress from the sprint commercial count in my celebrity five?

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:11:15 +0000

85, it’s the first example I could think of of a player taking out a fan. And it connected to the game. Lighten up.

By: All Anon The Watchtower

All Anon The Watchtower — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:15:00 +0000

For what it’s worth, and in the spirit of the “Someone on the internet is wrong” XKCD… that’s not Bach’s first Cello Suite. I dunno what it is, but it’s too shitty to be Bach. NO ONE DENIES THIS

By: 85

85 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:35:38 +0000

If the uncanny ability to stroke a Steeler while on a completely unrelated topic was a super power, Ape would be Captain fucking America.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:46:21 +0000

Die in a fucking black and white fire, Dan Hesse!

By: The Stig

The Stig — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:23:22 +0000

I have a feeling The Buzz…..er, Plastic Knife That Is Will Leitch would be the first tackler if Florio was to actually go through with a stunt like that.

By: Hatey McLife

Hatey McLife — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:58:50 +0000

Hi. I’m Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint. I have never eaten in a “Diner”. What an age we live in!

By: Bassett

Bassett — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:44:38 +0000

/Wipes tear from eye …

Getting Florio involved was priceless.