The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up first, it’s actor/director/cantankerous old man Clint Eastwood!

Sure, I like football. And sometimes I can even sit through the pussy shit masquerading as football they stick on my TV every Sunday.

When I get through eight commercials for dick pills and light beer, I’m treated to some mincy faggot crap where a defender gets flagged for sticking his limp wrist on the 25 pounds of padding these losers carry around. Nothing but namby-pamby swishy bitches. Just like everyone in this no-good worthless generation of wimpy little crybabies.

Despite all that, I’ll probably tune into the big circus tent championship game. What the fuck else am I gonna do? Get a Brazilian?

Who we got this year? Steelers and Cardinals? Hmmm. St. Louis finally made it to the game? Good for them, I guess.

I suppose since the Steelers have a far superior defense, that’s the way I’m leaning. Gotta love a team that plays something with a semblance of hard-nosed football. Better than some fucking bird team that runs a bunch of Jap plays.

They got any injuries? Steelers have a fellow named Hines Ward who’s a little banged up. Lemme get a look at him.

WHAT?

[Grabs gun]

GET OFF MY TV, YOU FILTHY FUCKING GOOK.

I change my pick. Cardinals by 300 points. Now kindly go back to your fancy pilates studio and sip vanilla bullshit with your ball-tickling buddies.

Oh.

And have a good day.