KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Beaker
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, it’s renown pyromaniac Muppet…Beaker!
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Thanks, Beaker, you cocksucking frontrunner. More celebrity picks to come!
Tags: Beaker in D.C., celebrity super bowl pick bukkake, Even fucking Muppets jumping on the bandwagon, I hope he sets it ablaze like everything else, MMP, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DC
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January 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Beaker lives in DC?
January 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Just what I needed: a reminder of that Bunsen and Beaker slash fiction I read once.
January 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Ok, twice, I read it twice.
January 26th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Why exactly is he getting off of a DC Metro Bus?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@HoC – He’s meeting up with Ape and they gonna burn this muthafucka down.
“This muthafucka” of course being their own dignity.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Why exactly is he getting off of a DC Metro Bus?
If you click through the image, you’ll see a detailed explanation for that.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
MMP – understated as always. awesome
January 26th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Oh, I get it. So the bandwagon is a metro bus!
/ducks
January 26th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
*clicks image*
Hey, I don’t want to get fucked!
January 26th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I still don’t get why it’s a DC bus.
/ducks
//still gets hit
January 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
What stop is “Go Steelers”? Is that a new line?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I think it says “60 Steelers.” Is that an address in D.C.?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Gonzo’s going with the Cards, but that’s only because he’s a notorious birdfucker.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Sam the Eagle is still pissed about the NFC Title Game.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Subtlety is so fucking gay.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Ape wins
January 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Animal is picking no one, but will beat Clarence Clemons within an inch of his life, for no reason at all, in the halftime show.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Otto, it’s near Pineapple Place
/sees self out
January 26th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Beaker loves him some Me.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
We’re gonna get a Swedish Chef pickkake too, right?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Beaker takes the bus? Holy fucking shit – dude’s been on TV for like 30 years…how does he not drive a Mercedes and have a stripper girlfriend named Candi?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Damnit I love Beaker – why’d you have to ruin it by making him a Steelers fan.
fucker
January 26th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Miss Piggy is a cunt
January 26th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Could we get a detailed message to accompany all the visuals? I enjoyed it. I thought the bus picture was just a bus. I didn’t scrutinize the picture for identifying marks, I kinda just took a cue from the “Go Steelers” message on the front.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I heard Miss Piggy has been turning tricks down on Sesame and Vincent ever since the Redskins hit the skids. That Oscar is one grouchy, grudge-holding motherfucker.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@Unitard: Still beats Statler and Waldorf slash fiction.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
My body is shaped like a box.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Where the hell is Prof. Honeydew? Those two are inseperable…
January 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
With the reintroduction of the Electric Company, this picture of Beaker reminds me I need to re-start dropping acid to get through the week.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
The buses in Pittsburgh do say “GO STEELERS”.
It’s pretty fucking sweet.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
That looks nothing like a wagon. And where’s the band?
And if he’s getting ON the bandwagon, why does he appear to be jumping OFF the bandwagon as fast as he can making his way to the bus/bandwagon which proclaims GO CARDINALS!
January 26th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I bet some of you have seen this already, but I like it and I wanted to share for those who haven’t… Beaker may be a bandwagon-jumping pyro with a hairy knuckled hand up his ass, but he can carry a tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFgtFXfnv0
/likes weed a little too much
January 26th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
“I think it says “60 Steelers.” Is that an address in D.C.?”
Sounds like the Democrat majority in the Senate!
January 26th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
“Sounds like the Democrat majority in the Senate!”
That’s about right.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Yeah, but who is Dr. Teeth picking?
January 26th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Yeah, but who is Dr. Teeth picking?
I always assumed “the Electric Mayhem” was code for the Chargers.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Gonzo, Camilla, and Big Bird probably like the Cardinals (instead of the Eagles or Seahawks). The Swedish Chef is a Vikings fan. Fozzie’s team is obvious. Even though Romeo Crennel got fired, Snuffy still likes the Browns. Oscar the Grouch is definitely a Lions fan. Miss Piggy has a pink Romo jersey. The Count is compelled by his OCD to root for the 49ers. Burt and Ernie, uh, don’t watch football.
No Muppet likes the Packers.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
/clicked on picture
So… is the Bandwagon on the Green Line? If so, do I have to go past Anacostia?
January 26th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Bork Bork Bork
January 26th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
It’s on the Blue line to Alexandria.
January 26th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
This?
Funniest post ever.
January 26th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
I know why the Muppets are rooting for the Steelers: Miss Piggy is considered a svelte sex symbol amongst the yinzers.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:09 am
Actually, Bert and Ernie would be big Packers fans.
/If you know what I mean.
//And I think you do.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:38 am
The post itself, meh. The comment stream below, that’s the funny stuff.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
wow, the DC metro busline is stupid. there are only 53 steelers, not 60.