KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Beaker
01.26.09The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, it’s renown pyromaniac Muppet…Beaker!
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Meee-mee meee-mee.
Me. Me. Me-me-me.
Thanks, Beaker, you cocksucking frontrunner. More celebrity picks to come!
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wow, the DC metro busline is stupid. there are only 53 steelers, not 60.
The post itself, meh. The comment stream below, that’s the funny stuff.
Actually, Bert and Ernie would be big Packers fans.
/If you know what I mean.
//And I think you do.
I know why the Muppets are rooting for the Steelers: Miss Piggy is considered a svelte sex symbol amongst the yinzers.
This?
Funniest post ever.
It’s on the Blue line to Alexandria.
Bork Bork Bork
/clicked on picture
So… is the Bandwagon on the Green Line? If so, do I have to go past Anacostia?
Gonzo, Camilla, and Big Bird probably like the Cardinals (instead of the Eagles or Seahawks). The Swedish Chef is a Vikings fan. Fozzie’s team is obvious. Even though Romeo Crennel got fired, Snuffy still likes the Browns. Oscar the Grouch is definitely a Lions fan. Miss Piggy has a pink Romo jersey. The Count is compelled by his OCD to root for the 49ers. Burt and Ernie, uh, don’t watch football.
No Muppet likes the Packers.
Yeah, but who is Dr. Teeth picking?
I always assumed “the Electric Mayhem” was code for the Chargers.
Yeah, but who is Dr. Teeth picking?
“Sounds like the Democrat majority in the Senate!”
That’s about right.
“I think it says “60 Steelers.” Is that an address in D.C.?”
Sounds like the Democrat majority in the Senate!
I bet some of you have seen this already, but I like it and I wanted to share for those who haven’t… Beaker may be a bandwagon-jumping pyro with a hairy knuckled hand up his ass, but he can carry a tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFgtFXfnv0
/likes weed a little too much
That looks nothing like a wagon. And where’s the band?
And if he’s getting ON the bandwagon, why does he appear to be jumping OFF the bandwagon as fast as he can making his way to the bus/bandwagon which proclaims GO CARDINALS!
The buses in Pittsburgh do say “GO STEELERS”.
It’s pretty fucking sweet.
With the reintroduction of the Electric Company, this picture of Beaker reminds me I need to re-start dropping acid to get through the week.
Where the hell is Prof. Honeydew? Those two are inseperable…
My body is shaped like a box.
@Unitard: Still beats Statler and Waldorf slash fiction.
I heard Miss Piggy has been turning tricks down on Sesame and Vincent ever since the Redskins hit the skids. That Oscar is one grouchy, grudge-holding motherfucker.
Could we get a detailed message to accompany all the visuals? I enjoyed it. I thought the bus picture was just a bus. I didn’t scrutinize the picture for identifying marks, I kinda just took a cue from the “Go Steelers” message on the front.
Miss Piggy is a cunt
Damnit I love Beaker – why’d you have to ruin it by making him a Steelers fan.
fucker
Beaker takes the bus? Holy fucking shit – dude’s been on TV for like 30 years…how does he not drive a Mercedes and have a stripper girlfriend named Candi?
We’re gonna get a Swedish Chef pickkake too, right?
Beaker loves him some Me.
Otto, it’s near Pineapple Place
/sees self out
Animal is picking no one, but will beat Clarence Clemons within an inch of his life, for no reason at all, in the halftime show.
Ape wins
Subtlety is so fucking gay.
Sam the Eagle is still pissed about the NFC Title Game.
Gonzo’s going with the Cards, but that’s only because he’s a notorious birdfucker.
I think it says “60 Steelers.” Is that an address in D.C.?
What stop is “Go Steelers”? Is that a new line?
I still don’t get why it’s a DC bus.
/ducks
//still gets hit
*clicks image*
Hey, I don’t want to get fucked!
Oh, I get it. So the bandwagon is a metro bus!
/ducks
MMP – understated as always. awesome
Why exactly is he getting off of a DC Metro Bus?
If you click through the image, you’ll see a detailed explanation for that.
@HoC – He’s meeting up with Ape and they gonna burn this muthafucka down.
“This muthafucka” of course being their own dignity.
Why exactly is he getting off of a DC Metro Bus?
Ok, twice, I read it twice.
Just what I needed: a reminder of that Bunsen and Beaker slash fiction I read once.
Beaker lives in DC?