KSK Celebrity Pickakke: Rosie O’Donnell
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, continuing our butch theme for the day, is Rosie O’Donell.
the Super Bowl is just a game
y r we still playing games?
we need to stop playing in America 2day
i keep an extra pack of Ball Park franks in my vaginal cavern
u must be tru to yourself in this world
and not b-lieve what everyone thinks
u should b
u should do
I keep a severed penis wrapped in vines
hopes and fears
faith and science?
all u know
is all we have
i feed my cat old tampons
obama is the sun and sea
if u want 2 know about the View
i won’t tell u
gossip is a waste
a black hole of energy
but Liz Hasselbeck is a major league cunt
and Barbara eats puppies 2 stay young
and Sherri Sheppard has an IQ of 6
and Joy Behar’s tits reach her feet
don’t feed the lies
don’t feed the bears
love the animals
and love the planet
valor
the gays love me
i love my kids
they are the light
but the nanny didn’t use organic soap
so I beat her to death with her own mop
are u gonna finish that pot roast?
Tags: bad poetry, Big Daddy Drew, celebrity super bowl pick bukkake, sorry for all the butchies
January 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Rachel Maddow is Ms. America when compared to the dykey cunt.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Ape’s not looking so good.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Rosie, Rachel and Suzy (maybe?)! Lesbian hat trick!
January 27th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You can’t put a vagina on that man!
I’m God, I can do whatever I want
January 27th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Her free form poetry has been commended as being strongly vaginal, as in its discharge is never a good thing.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
The poem(?) is as disturbing as the picture. I’d have guessed that wasn’t possible.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
So we’ve profiled racists, puppets, and lesbians. Who’s next… Louis Farrakhan?
January 27th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
*wipes tear from eye* that was fucking epic
January 27th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Thank you BDD. The best poem I have read. Ever.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I think Title IX means that we get fairy picks all day tomorrow.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Rubbing one out while watching Exit to Eden will never be the same after reading this, even if Dan Aykroyd is in it.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Because I have to know who Kevyn Aucoin likes in the game.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@StuBone, “Who’s next… Louis Farrakhan?” racists have already been covered.
How about a gay guy? Any of the hosts from a variety of shows on HGTV would suffice.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Are you sure you didn’t mix Rosie’s up with Prince’s?
January 27th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
So what’s with the Chris Berman pictures all of a sudden?
January 27th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@ Upstate Underdog
Well…. true. I was looking at him as more of a religious nutjob, but I see where you’re coming from with that.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
That’s Rachel Maddow after five years and a break-up.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Christ…did you actually force yourself to read Rosie’s blog to get that so down pat? Yikes.
/checks to assure penis hasn’t crawled inside self
//vomits in mouth a little, wondering how this woman’s 15 minutes of leselebrity hasn’t passed
January 27th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
holy fucking hell the page opened up and i saw that picture and i spit diet coke all over my computer monitor. thank you BDD!
January 27th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Do Ellen DeGeneres next!
January 27th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Do Ellen DeGeneres next!
No thanks.
I don’t think she’d enjoy it anyway.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@UU: she’s already tried.
oh, you mean as a pickkake contestant.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
SSB, good point
January 27th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Underdog:
True dat. Maddow actually has brains. Rosie? Not so much.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
January 27th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I may not agree with Maddow’s politics, but she is smart and can deliver points without the cartoonish histrionics of the other fools on that network.
Rosie is just a lab experiment gone horribly awry.
January 27th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Man that is just gross
January 27th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
MHS…How did you know that BDD has Rosie’s poetry stylings down pat without having first hand knowledge yourself?
As for BDD…I’ll be sending you my shipping details beacuse you will now be responsible for supplying me with Eskay Franks, which I can’t get here, because I can now longer eat Ball Park ones!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Her mouth looks like my asshole
January 27th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I have a bad feeling that Sexy Friday is not going to be sexy enough
January 27th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I’m trying to find differences between Rosie and Giants Fan Rob. I’m not finding too many.
January 27th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Still only Tuesday? Is this our punishment leading up to an epic Sexy Friday? Sure, I’m sure there’s humor in here somewhere today, but the lack of the Nightmare Fuel tag has me confused.
January 27th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
So, she picked the Steelers, right?
January 27th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Wow, heroin abuse has really taken its toll on artie lang
January 27th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
She’s a man, baby!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
seriously sexy Friday needs to be entirely NSFW to combat this monstrosity
January 27th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Yes, but what is her pick, her pick damn it!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Jesus, Sexy Friday can’t come fast enough.
/jerks off furiously
//cries
January 27th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Also, due to jury duty yesterday, I missed the chance to converse with a real “internet star”, fat-crying Rob. So many questions unanswered.
“Is your “lifelong friend” who curses you for a pussy the one sicking it to #47?”
“Do you know that you’re the “fat friend” and that all of your friends make jokes about you when you’re not around?”
Fucking civic duty.
/checks box next to “guilty, reccomend capital punishment.”
That’ll learn ya, asshole.
January 27th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
“i feed my cat old tampons”
I will never, ever read this blog and eat my lunch again.
January 27th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Needs more “affirmed”.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet
January 27th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
geez…i come to this site every day to laugh and expect to see some hot, scantily clad women. but today it feels like you are trying to turn every man gay — a fat jessica simpson, maddow, and rosie-o. i don’t think i’ll get hard for a week. you better have a sexy thursday AND sexy friday to make up for this/give me hope that my dick might ever get hard again…
helluva a poem though. it defines clutch, BDD.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
You wouldn’t think it was possible to have the words “franks” and “vaginal” in a post involving Rosie O’Donnell
January 27th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
But are those franks kosher?
January 27th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I believe Rosie spells her last name with two Ns. The second N is for “no fucking way.”
January 27th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
That 1010 wins guy must have insulted her Carhartt jacket.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@angelpuncher
Wow, heroin abuse has really taken its toll on artie lang
My boss wants to know why I laughed so hard I spit coke on the computer
January 27th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
BEEFCAAAAKKKEEE!!!!1!!
January 27th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
This is an entirely different sort of Gay Mafia.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
@Clancy’s
agreed – i nearly died reading that right after i recovered from Phil Simm’s dig “her mouth looks like my asshole”…
January 27th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
When she says “vines”, she obviously means Red Vines, right?
January 27th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
“only I didn’t say Fudge…”
January 27th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Semper Fudge
January 27th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
More like 1010 Loses, amiright?!
January 27th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
She’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu
January 27th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
COME ON DREW….
IT’S DINNERTIME AND YOU GO AND WRITE THIS.
January 27th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
That’s a lad that I’d hate to fight. She wears underwear with dick-holes in ‘em.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Non-Sexy Tuesday?
January 27th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Sure, she looks like an old Maytag dryer and writes lesboetry…but I look at Rosie-O’s frame, and ask myself, “Could she execute a downfield block?” Maybe I’m just desperate for real, NFL-caliber offensive line help for next season, but I definitely think Scott Pioli needs to put her through a drill or two.
She’s got football experience–she worked with a Hasselbeck after all…
January 27th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
http://www.rosie.com/blog/page/3/
not sure enough people here have read rosie to realize how awesome this is..
January 27th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Donuts! Donuts! Must have donuts!
January 27th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
i hope sexy friday makes up for all these butchies
January 28th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Rosie is sniffing around for the fishy vagina. She’ll find it I’m sure.
January 28th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
that bitch’s face could derail the hot tuna express.