The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, continuing our butch theme for the day, is Rosie O’Donell.
the Super Bowl is just a game
y r we still playing games?
we need to stop playing in America 2day
i keep an extra pack of Ball Park franks in my vaginal cavern
u must be tru to yourself in this world
and not b-lieve what everyone thinks
u should b
u should do
I keep a severed penis wrapped in vines
hopes and fears
faith and science?
all u know
is all we have
i feed my cat old tampons
obama is the sun and sea
if u want 2 know about the View
i won’t tell u
gossip is a waste
a black hole of energy
but Liz Hasselbeck is a major league cunt
and Barbara eats puppies 2 stay young
and Sherri Sheppard has an IQ of 6
and Joy Behar’s tits reach her feet
don’t feed the lies
don’t feed the bears
love the animals
and love the planet
valor
the gays love me
i love my kids
they are the light
but the nanny didn’t use organic soap
so I beat her to death with her own mop
are u gonna finish that pot roast?
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that bitch’s face could derail the hot tuna express.
Rosie is sniffing around for the fishy vagina. She’ll find it I’m sure.
i hope sexy friday makes up for all these butchies
Donuts! Donuts! Must have donuts!
http://www.rosie.com/blog/page/3/
not sure enough people here have read rosie to realize how awesome this is..
Sure, she looks like an old Maytag dryer and writes lesboetry…but I look at Rosie-O’s frame, and ask myself, “Could she execute a downfield block?” Maybe I’m just desperate for real, NFL-caliber offensive line help for next season, but I definitely think Scott Pioli needs to put her through a drill or two.
She’s got football experience–she worked with a Hasselbeck after all…
Non-Sexy Tuesday?
That’s a lad that I’d hate to fight. She wears underwear with dick-holes in ‘em.
COME ON DREW….
IT’S DINNERTIME AND YOU GO AND WRITE THIS.
She’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu
More like 1010 Loses, amiright?!
Semper Fudge
“only I didn’t say Fudge…”
When she says “vines”, she obviously means Red Vines, right?
@Clancy’s
agreed – i nearly died reading that right after i recovered from Phil Simm’s dig “her mouth looks like my asshole”…
This is an entirely different sort of Gay Mafia.
BEEFCAAAAKKKEEE!!!!1!!
@angelpuncher
Wow, heroin abuse has really taken its toll on artie lang
My boss wants to know why I laughed so hard I spit coke on the computer
That 1010 wins guy must have insulted her Carhartt jacket.
I believe Rosie spells her last name with two Ns. The second N is for “no fucking way.”
But are those franks kosher?
You wouldn’t think it was possible to have the words “franks” and “vaginal” in a post involving Rosie O’Donnell
geez…i come to this site every day to laugh and expect to see some hot, scantily clad women. but today it feels like you are trying to turn every man gay — a fat jessica simpson, maddow, and rosie-o. i don’t think i’ll get hard for a week. you better have a sexy thursday AND sexy friday to make up for this/give me hope that my dick might ever get hard again…
helluva a poem though. it defines clutch, BDD.
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet
Needs more “affirmed”.
“i feed my cat old tampons”
I will never, ever read this blog and eat my lunch again.
Also, due to jury duty yesterday, I missed the chance to converse with a real “internet star”, fat-crying Rob. So many questions unanswered.
“Is your “lifelong friend” who curses you for a pussy the one sicking it to #47?”
“Do you know that you’re the “fat friend” and that all of your friends make jokes about you when you’re not around?”
Fucking civic duty.
/checks box next to “guilty, reccomend capital punishment.”
That’ll learn ya, asshole.
Jesus, Sexy Friday can’t come fast enough.
/jerks off furiously
//cries
Yes, but what is her pick, her pick damn it!
seriously sexy Friday needs to be entirely NSFW to combat this monstrosity
She’s a man, baby!!!
Wow, heroin abuse has really taken its toll on artie lang
So, she picked the Steelers, right?
Still only Tuesday? Is this our punishment leading up to an epic Sexy Friday? Sure, I’m sure there’s humor in here somewhere today, but the lack of the Nightmare Fuel tag has me confused.
I’m trying to find differences between Rosie and Giants Fan Rob. I’m not finding too many.
I have a bad feeling that Sexy Friday is not going to be sexy enough
Her mouth looks like my asshole
MHS…How did you know that BDD has Rosie’s poetry stylings down pat without having first hand knowledge yourself?
As for BDD…I’ll be sending you my shipping details beacuse you will now be responsible for supplying me with Eskay Franks, which I can’t get here, because I can now longer eat Ball Park ones!!!
Man that is just gross
I may not agree with Maddow’s politics, but she is smart and can deliver points without the cartoonish histrionics of the other fools on that network.
Rosie is just a lab experiment gone horribly awry.
she wears underwear with dickholes in em
Underdog:
True dat. Maddow actually has brains. Rosie? Not so much.
SSB, good point
@UU: she’s already tried.
oh, you mean as a pickkake contestant.
Do Ellen DeGeneres next!
No thanks.
I don’t think she’d enjoy it anyway.
Do Ellen DeGeneres next!
holy fucking hell the page opened up and i saw that picture and i spit diet coke all over my computer monitor. thank you BDD!
Christ…did you actually force yourself to read Rosie’s blog to get that so down pat? Yikes.
/checks to assure penis hasn’t crawled inside self
//vomits in mouth a little, wondering how this woman’s 15 minutes of leselebrity hasn’t passed
That’s Rachel Maddow after five years and a break-up.
@ Upstate Underdog
Well…. true. I was looking at him as more of a religious nutjob, but I see where you’re coming from with that.
So what’s with the Chris Berman pictures all of a sudden?
Are you sure you didn’t mix Rosie’s up with Prince’s?
@StuBone, “Who’s next… Louis Farrakhan?” racists have already been covered.
How about a gay guy? Any of the hosts from a variety of shows on HGTV would suffice.
Because I have to know who Kevyn Aucoin likes in the game.
Rubbing one out while watching Exit to Eden will never be the same after reading this, even if Dan Aykroyd is in it.
I think Title IX means that we get fairy picks all day tomorrow.
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
Thank you BDD. The best poem I have read. Ever.
*wipes tear from eye* that was fucking epic
So we’ve profiled racists, puppets, and lesbians. Who’s next… Louis Farrakhan?
The poem(?) is as disturbing as the picture. I’d have guessed that wasn’t possible.
Her free form poetry has been commended as being strongly vaginal, as in its discharge is never a good thing.
You can’t put a vagina on that man!
I’m God, I can do whatever I want
Rosie, Rachel and Suzy (maybe?)! Lesbian hat trick!
Ape’s not looking so good.
Rachel Maddow is Ms. America when compared to the dykey cunt.