KSK Celebrity Pickakke: Rosie O’Donnell

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, continuing our butch theme for the day, is Rosie O’Donell.

4 me
the Super Bowl is just a game
y r we still playing games?
we need to stop playing in America 2day

i keep an extra pack of Ball Park franks in my vaginal cavern

u must be tru to yourself in this world
and not b-lieve what everyone thinks
u should b
u should do

I keep a severed penis wrapped in vines

hopes and fears
faith and science?
all u know
is all we have

i feed my cat old tampons

obama is the sun and sea

if u want 2 know about the View
i won’t tell u
gossip is a waste
a black hole of energy

but Liz Hasselbeck is a major league cunt

and Barbara eats puppies 2 stay young

and Sherri Sheppard has an IQ of 6

and Joy Behar’s tits reach her feet

don’t feed the lies
don’t feed the bears
love the animals
and love the planet

valor

the gays love me

i love my kids
they are the light
but the nanny didn’t use organic soap
so I beat her to death with her own mop

are u gonna finish that pot roast?

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66 Responses to “KSK Celebrity Pickakke: Rosie O’Donnell”

  1. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Rachel Maddow is Ms. America when compared to the dykey cunt.

  2. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    Ape’s not looking so good.

  3. Katni Says:

    Rosie, Rachel and Suzy (maybe?)! Lesbian hat trick!

  4. Hustler of Culture Says:

    You can’t put a vagina on that man!

    I’m God, I can do whatever I want

  5. Weed Against Speed Says:

    Her free form poetry has been commended as being strongly vaginal, as in its discharge is never a good thing.

  6. 85 Says:

    The poem(?) is as disturbing as the picture. I’d have guessed that wasn’t possible.

  7. StuBone Says:

    So we’ve profiled racists, puppets, and lesbians. Who’s next… Louis Farrakhan?

  8. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    *wipes tear from eye* that was fucking epic

  9. Your Wife's Lipstick Says:

    Thank you BDD. The best poem I have read. Ever.

  10. Otto Man Says:

    I heard they shaved a gorilla.

  11. mamacita Says:

    I think Title IX means that we get fairy picks all day tomorrow.

  12. Weed Against Speed Says:

    Rubbing one out while watching Exit to Eden will never be the same after reading this, even if Dan Aykroyd is in it.

  13. mamacita Says:

    Because I have to know who Kevyn Aucoin likes in the game.

  14. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @StuBone, “Who’s next… Louis Farrakhan?” racists have already been covered.

    How about a gay guy? Any of the hosts from a variety of shows on HGTV would suffice.

  15. Stitchface Says:

    Are you sure you didn’t mix Rosie’s up with Prince’s?

  16. skating on glue Says:

    So what’s with the Chris Berman pictures all of a sudden?

  17. StuBone Says:

    @ Upstate Underdog

    Well…. true. I was looking at him as more of a religious nutjob, but I see where you’re coming from with that.

  18. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    That’s Rachel Maddow after five years and a break-up.

  19. Matt's Hand Schaub Says:

    Christ…did you actually force yourself to read Rosie’s blog to get that so down pat? Yikes.

    /checks to assure penis hasn’t crawled inside self
    //vomits in mouth a little, wondering how this woman’s 15 minutes of leselebrity hasn’t passed

  20. willsy Says:

    holy fucking hell the page opened up and i saw that picture and i spit diet coke all over my computer monitor. thank you BDD!

  21. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Do Ellen DeGeneres next!

  22. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Do Ellen DeGeneres next!

    No thanks.

    I don’t think she’d enjoy it anyway.

  23. kiddicus maximus Says:

    @UU: she’s already tried.

    oh, you mean as a pickkake contestant.

  24. Upstate Underdog Says:

    SSB, good point

  25. eddiebear Says:

    Underdog:
    True dat. Maddow actually has brains. Rosie? Not so much.

  26. MC Says:

    she wears underwear with dickholes in em

  27. eddiebear Says:

    I may not agree with Maddow’s politics, but she is smart and can deliver points without the cartoonish histrionics of the other fools on that network.

    Rosie is just a lab experiment gone horribly awry.

  28. Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man Says:

    Man that is just gross

  29. Phocion Says:

    MHS…How did you know that BDD has Rosie’s poetry stylings down pat without having first hand knowledge yourself?

    As for BDD…I’ll be sending you my shipping details beacuse you will now be responsible for supplying me with Eskay Franks, which I can’t get here, because I can now longer eat Ball Park ones!!!

  30. Phil Simms Anti-Steelers Ass Tattoo Says:

    Her mouth looks like my asshole

  31. Grimey Says:

    I have a bad feeling that Sexy Friday is not going to be sexy enough

  32. dinosaur Says:

    I’m trying to find differences between Rosie and Giants Fan Rob. I’m not finding too many.

  33. Rocco Says:

    Still only Tuesday? Is this our punishment leading up to an epic Sexy Friday? Sure, I’m sure there’s humor in here somewhere today, but the lack of the Nightmare Fuel tag has me confused.

  34. Gumby Says:

    So, she picked the Steelers, right?

  35. angelpuncher Says:

    Wow, heroin abuse has really taken its toll on artie lang

  36. Animal Mother Says:

    She’s a man, baby!!!

  37. Nitro Says:

    seriously sexy Friday needs to be entirely NSFW to combat this monstrosity

  38. Quentin LogJammin' Says:

    Yes, but what is her pick, her pick damn it!

  39. Pubic Enemy Says:

    Jesus, Sexy Friday can’t come fast enough.

    /jerks off furiously
    //cries

  40. angelpuncher Says:

    Also, due to jury duty yesterday, I missed the chance to converse with a real “internet star”, fat-crying Rob. So many questions unanswered.
    “Is your “lifelong friend” who curses you for a pussy the one sicking it to #47?”
    “Do you know that you’re the “fat friend” and that all of your friends make jokes about you when you’re not around?”
    Fucking civic duty.
    /checks box next to “guilty, reccomend capital punishment.”
    That’ll learn ya, asshole.

  41. Major Mel Funkshun Says:

    “i feed my cat old tampons”
    I will never, ever read this blog and eat my lunch again.

  42. Katni Says:

    Needs more “affirmed”.

  43. senor mullet Says:

    my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet

  44. Fletch Lives Says:

    geez…i come to this site every day to laugh and expect to see some hot, scantily clad women. but today it feels like you are trying to turn every man gay — a fat jessica simpson, maddow, and rosie-o. i don’t think i’ll get hard for a week. you better have a sexy thursday AND sexy friday to make up for this/give me hope that my dick might ever get hard again…

    helluva a poem though. it defines clutch, BDD.

  45. Sage Rosencopter Says:

    You wouldn’t think it was possible to have the words “franks” and “vaginal” in a post involving Rosie O’Donnell

  46. eddiebear Says:

    But are those franks kosher?

  47. Otto Man Says:

    I believe Rosie spells her last name with two Ns. The second N is for “no fucking way.”

  48. Doc Holliday Says:

    That 1010 wins guy must have insulted her Carhartt jacket.

  49. Clancy's Bar & Gorilla Says:

    @angelpuncher
    Wow, heroin abuse has really taken its toll on artie lang

    My boss wants to know why I laughed so hard I spit coke on the computer

  50. eddiebear Says:

    BEEFCAAAAKKKEEE!!!!1!!

  51. make it snow Says:

    This is an entirely different sort of Gay Mafia.

  52. Fletch Lives Says:

    @Clancy’s
    agreed – i nearly died reading that right after i recovered from Phil Simm’s dig “her mouth looks like my asshole”…

  53. Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart Says:

    When she says “vines”, she obviously means Red Vines, right?

  54. Obamajangles Says:

    “only I didn’t say Fudge…”

  55. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Semper Fudge

  56. Otto Man Says:

    More like 1010 Loses, amiright?!

  57. Phil Simms Anti-Steelers Ass Tattoo Says:

    She’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu

  58. Warren Moon Pie Says:

    COME ON DREW….

    IT’S DINNERTIME AND YOU GO AND WRITE THIS.

  59. Starburied Says:

    That’s a lad that I’d hate to fight. She wears underwear with dick-holes in ‘em.

  60. Mo Charlo Says:

    Non-Sexy Tuesday?

  61. elvis grbac's blue suede shoes Says:

    Sure, she looks like an old Maytag dryer and writes lesboetry…but I look at Rosie-O’s frame, and ask myself, “Could she execute a downfield block?” Maybe I’m just desperate for real, NFL-caliber offensive line help for next season, but I definitely think Scott Pioli needs to put her through a drill or two.

    She’s got football experience–she worked with a Hasselbeck after all…

  62. jay Says:

    http://www.rosie.com/blog/page/3/

    not sure enough people here have read rosie to realize how awesome this is..

  63. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Donuts! Donuts! Must have donuts!

  64. paul Says:

    i hope sexy friday makes up for all these butchies

  65. jackin'4beats Says:

    Rosie is sniffing around for the fishy vagina. She’ll find it I’m sure.

  66. jujrok Says:

    that bitch’s face could derail the hot tuna express.

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