The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Tampa! Up next, reality TV star Brody Jenner!
Yo, what’s goin’ on? It’s Brody Jenner, and you’re reading Kissing Suzy Kolber dot com!
Who do I like in the Super Browl? Cardinals all the way, baby! Gotta pull for my boy Matty. Yeah, he’s calmed down a bit now, but he used to wing for me when he was at USC. You would not BELIEVE the ass we pulled. I mean, we’re just two brordinary guys who happen to be famous and rich and carefully unshaven with movie star good looks, and for whatever reason we always got the hottest ladies. It’s weird, man. Can’t explain it.
/spends three minutes on BlackBerry
And I been out to his Leinart’s place in Aribrona, too. What? Naw, by then he’d retired that beer bong. Got it BROnzed after he woke up the next afternoon with three Pi Phis in his bed. And one more on the bathroom floor next to the toilet.
My prediction? Cardinals: 34, Steelers: 23, me and my bros: a lotta great memories and meaningful hugs.
/strips naked and masturbates in front of mirror
I want more like this!
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