This is the first time ever that I’ve been able to show my mom a joke on KSK. We know Do The Right Thing by heart.
01.18.09 at 6:45 pm
AlwaysBCovering
it’s “Yo, trow some extra mootzerella on that mufucka and shit,” isn’t it?
01.18.09 at 4:27 pm
SRV
I came in looking for “D motherfucker D!” happy now. The tag of “I just killed your fucking radio ” is fucking awesome. As for casting how about Emmit Smith as Smiley, can totally see him stumbling around saying “Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Malcom”
01.18.09 at 2:10 pm
Gino Tourettsa
“Boycott Sal’s Pizzeria? You oughta boycott that barber of yours!”
01.18.09 at 1:23 pm
MisfiT
Morris to Gruden: “You ain’t gotta go home, but choo gotta get up outta here.”
01.18.09 at 1:06 pm
Degenerate
@ Belichick’s Smirk:
Lookit, I am just trying to come up with non-traditional casting to celebrate ML King Jr. Day. Whatever combination of old white fucks works for you is fine with me.
In that vein, Norv Turner should play the stuttering idiot who keeps saying M-M-Martin and M-M-Malcolm.
01.18.09 at 1:03 pm
Bellichick's Smirk
I CAN’T read posts for shit.
01.18.09 at 1:03 pm
Bellichick's Smirk
@ Degenerate
I can read posts worth shit. You already had Bradshaw there. Apologies.
01.18.09 at 1:01 pm
Bellichick's Smirk
@Degenerate
I am down with Johnson at the corner but leave Ryan and Switzer out. Ryan might start talkin smack to Jimmy bout the good ole days at the VET and not pay attention to what’s goin down on the street. Switzer’s one margarita away from a dyspeptic coma. Throw in Bradshaw in the mix for buffoonery and Bill Parcells for a lil NY flava and that will keep shit rockin at the corna.
01.18.09 at 12:13 pm
MrRedDevil
RADIO RAHEEM LIKE A MUFUCKA!!!
01.18.09 at 12:11 pm
Degenerate
I vote for alternative casting. Make Bradshaw, Switzer and Buddy Ryan the three old fucks sitting around talking bullshit.
01.18.09 at 11:57 am
Slothrop
Extra Cheese: two dollars.
Mookie definitely did the right thing to scapegoat Sal’s and move the violence to a thing from the people. But they probably should have lynched the cop who choked out Radio Raheem. Demanding his money after the riot is pretty ballsy too.
oh, and Sweet Dick Willie is the GoAT.
01.18.09 at 11:36 am
RayBuchanan'sESLteacher
@ WWPJD: Please tell us you got an A.
01.18.09 at 11:21 am
WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo
I watched “Do the Right Thing” for a film class and had to write 2000 words about whether, in fact, Mookie truly did the right thing. I spent a solid 500 words talking about his girlfriend’s dance moves. I also commented that “any enemy of John Turturro is an enemy of mine.”
01.18.09 at 11:10 am
Otto Man
Motherfuck you? You, you all right, man.
01.18.09 at 10:51 am
Ordinary Olandis Gary
And of course, now they need Samuel L. Jackson to call their home games.
And that’s the triple truth, Ruth.
01.18.09 at 10:38 am
Mo Dred
I guess the “D-*fence*” signs will be replaced with “D-Muthafucka! D!!!” signs.
01.18.09 at 10:34 am
spanky datass
Damn, now I want pizza for breakfast…
01.18.09 at 10:31 am
johndewar
So, does this make Ray Rhodes, Emmitt Thomas, and Tony Dungy the old guys on the corner talkin’ shit?
“If Mike Tyson dreams of kicking my ass, he betta wake up and apologize!”
01.18.09 at 10:11 am
bam33
Wow……………..Tomlin, Obama, Turner Gill, and now Raheem.
Aint it wonderfizzle that they aint no mo racism?
Sho is
01.18.09 at 9:51 am
WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo
Santonio Holmes’ cock is big enough to play Radio Raheem. Spagnolo, Mangini, and Bellichick can play the racist pizza store guys.
01.18.09 at 9:50 am
Tim the Enchanter
It’s going to get fairly thuggish down in Tampa. Going to be a fun couple of years!
01.18.09 at 9:15 am
Degenerate
Duzzat mean that Singletary plays Buggin’ Out? Tomlin plays Mookie? And Mike Smith, John Fox and Sean Payton (each dressed as a cop, of course) strangle Raheem at the end of the season?
And who plays the Korean Deli owner? That disaster asst. from Detroit? Norm Chow? Or……HINES WALD, GLEATEST LECEIVEL??
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This is the first time ever that I’ve been able to show my mom a joke on KSK. We know Do The Right Thing by heart.
it’s “Yo, trow some extra mootzerella on that mufucka and shit,” isn’t it?
I came in looking for “D motherfucker D!” happy now. The tag of “I just killed your fucking radio ” is fucking awesome. As for casting how about Emmit Smith as Smiley, can totally see him stumbling around saying “Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Malcom”
“Boycott Sal’s Pizzeria? You oughta boycott that barber of yours!”
Morris to Gruden: “You ain’t gotta go home, but choo gotta get up outta here.”
@ Belichick’s Smirk:
Lookit, I am just trying to come up with non-traditional casting to celebrate ML King Jr. Day. Whatever combination of old white fucks works for you is fine with me.
In that vein, Norv Turner should play the stuttering idiot who keeps saying M-M-Martin and M-M-Malcolm.
I CAN’T read posts for shit.
@ Degenerate
I can read posts worth shit. You already had Bradshaw there. Apologies.
@Degenerate
I am down with Johnson at the corner but leave Ryan and Switzer out. Ryan might start talkin smack to Jimmy bout the good ole days at the VET and not pay attention to what’s goin down on the street. Switzer’s one margarita away from a dyspeptic coma. Throw in Bradshaw in the mix for buffoonery and Bill Parcells for a lil NY flava and that will keep shit rockin at the corna.
RADIO RAHEEM LIKE A MUFUCKA!!!
I vote for alternative casting. Make Bradshaw, Switzer and Buddy Ryan the three old fucks sitting around talking bullshit.
Extra Cheese: two dollars.
Mookie definitely did the right thing to scapegoat Sal’s and move the violence to a thing from the people. But they probably should have lynched the cop who choked out Radio Raheem. Demanding his money after the riot is pretty ballsy too.
oh, and Sweet Dick Willie is the GoAT.
@ WWPJD: Please tell us you got an A.
I watched “Do the Right Thing” for a film class and had to write 2000 words about whether, in fact, Mookie truly did the right thing. I spent a solid 500 words talking about his girlfriend’s dance moves. I also commented that “any enemy of John Turturro is an enemy of mine.”
Motherfuck you? You, you all right, man.
And of course, now they need Samuel L. Jackson to call their home games.
And that’s the triple truth, Ruth.
I guess the “D-*fence*” signs will be replaced with “D-Muthafucka! D!!!” signs.
Damn, now I want pizza for breakfast…
So, does this make Ray Rhodes, Emmitt Thomas, and Tony Dungy the old guys on the corner talkin’ shit?
“If Mike Tyson dreams of kicking my ass, he betta wake up and apologize!”
Wow……………..Tomlin, Obama, Turner Gill, and now Raheem.
Aint it wonderfizzle that they aint no mo racism?
Sho is
Santonio Holmes’ cock is big enough to play Radio Raheem. Spagnolo, Mangini, and Bellichick can play the racist pizza store guys.
It’s going to get fairly thuggish down in Tampa. Going to be a fun couple of years!
Duzzat mean that Singletary plays Buggin’ Out? Tomlin plays Mookie? And Mike Smith, John Fox and Sean Payton (each dressed as a cop, of course) strangle Raheem at the end of the season?
And who plays the Korean Deli owner? That disaster asst. from Detroit? Norm Chow? Or……HINES WALD, GLEATEST LECEIVEL??