Comments on: In Which Peter King Discovers The Sudden Ascendancy Of Ugg Boots

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By: chris

chris — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:09:27 +0000

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By: We Want The Ball And We're Going To Score

We Want The Ball And We're Going To Score — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:16:45 +0000

j) I love these Peter King parses
2) We need a similar one for the stupid things the MNF crew says too.

By: Tom Brady's Healed ACL

Tom Brady's Healed ACL — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:42:14 +0000

“Especially galling is that he ranks Arizona (who is hosting the NFC Title Game) #7 on his poll. Didn’t they just light up 2 teams to be one of the 4 teams left? How does #7 work?”

Peter King’s writing is comically entertaining and easily mockable, but he got this one absolutely right.
Arizona beat 2 teams to reach the NFC title game. They are now ranked on top of those two, Atlanta and Carolina.
The Patriots, who did not reach the playoffs, spanked their asses 47-7 in the regular season.
Therefore until the team from the land of the Dirt People, AZ, actually reaches the big game, they are right where
they should be.

By: Primetar the Undulated

Primetar the Undulated — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:36:34 +0000

You ever notice Peter King writes exactly the way an Onion parody of Peter King would be written? That is, he writes like he’s an overweight woman in her early 50s who collects Precious Moments figurines.

By: Gihyou

Gihyou — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:21:14 +0000

Things happened in the past, BEFORE I was born, that are different than what occurs today. DID YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT? There’s, like, at least 200 years of things that happened before I was born!

God can only hope he doesn’t discover a Roman Empire exhibit. We’d get about 30 columns worth of museum text explaining different artifacts. THEY HAD SWORDS, GUYS!

By: Squatch

Squatch — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:03:17 +0000

Imagine being seated next to Peter King on an airplane warm enough to melt a chocolate candy bar.

The same guy who objects to unsatisfactory hotel toiletries.

/Slimfast

By: CooperIsSuper

CooperIsSuper — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:58:37 +0000

“Hey, call me crazy, but I think these teen dramas are more than a fad!”
“The Family Guy is on Fox at 9pm, I’d tell you the channel but the Cable companies keep extorting us by using different numbers in different city. Every American City.”
“Called Brett Favre today, straight to voicemail. Then I heard later from Chris Mortensen that he was running the combine over the land.”
“I’m not sure, but I think I stole my rambling style from a parody of Larry King I saw one time…hey, suspenders keep pants up. It’s like two belts, but they go over your shoulders.”

By: 14

14 — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:49:58 +0000

Newspapers aren’t losing money. It’s an issue of profit margin for publicly held companies. And in Seattle, Hearst is cooking the books, moving the profits from the P-I elsewhere to make it look like that paper is losing money. Good column otherwise – love a good PK bash, he deserves it.