If It Bleeds, We Can Cover It
01.20.09
Larry Fitzgerald? Pfft. Ike Taylor can totally cover that guy!
/checks stats from last time Steelers played Cardinals
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
AND THAT WAS A GAME IN WHICH MATT LEINART HAD 14 OF THE 35 BUZZSAW PASS ATTEMPTS!
It’s like he’s catching all the passes… one at a time. LIKE A HUNTER!
Do something Ryan Clark! Feed him those salmonella crackers! He loves those!
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If Kurt has time to lob it up, Fitz will methodically come down with that shiznitt! HH@showoffsports.com
BEELLLLLEEE!!
I know two weeks seems like a long time to wait, but…
STICK AROUND.
I’ll repeat what I said last week.
DON’T FUCK THIS UP CARDINALS!!!
buzzsaw
meatgrinder
what’s the diff
That Casey Hampton, he’s dug in the middle of that line like an Alabama tick
All Warner will be able to say during the game is “GET DOOOOWN!”, or “IM HEEEERE COME KILL ME”
Fitzgerald is awesome, but the buzzsaw hasnt seen a defense like this all season.
Game over, man!
/Confusing Predator with a far superior movie in the same genre
I’m curious, since Arizona doesn’t play Sunday and therefore Edgerrin James will get no carries this week, is he going to quit the team? It could create a distraction that would prove beneficial to the Steelers.
And just like in the movie, the OTHER governor (Jesse Ventura as played by Bill Cowher) isn’t there for the final act.
@lengthy
Come on, Tomlin is clearly Carl Weathers in this situation.
Praying Caldinarrs in champoncheep like fighting the cosmetics countel rady in Thundeldome. No honor. Evelybody knows this.
Reporter: Can you cover these receivers?
Tomlin (in best Arnold voice): No Deal!
I don’t have time to bleed.
/Get to da choppah!
@Otto Man I’m sure you meant that AZ makes Kansas look like Cambodia.
/Sure would like a little pussy.
Well, Arizona does make Cambodia look like Kansas.
Leinert, jeez you’re a big pussy. Jeez you’re a big pussy.
@Slothrop: FACT: We’re all gonna die. FACT!
these two weeks are gonna kill me
Hey everyone! It’s been 17 exciting weeks of football and three weeks of awesome playoff matchups leading up to a crescendo of excitement as the final matchup between the top two teams is set! LET’S TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF!!!
/NFL
@ Doc: That would be impressive. If Tim Couch hadn’t been moved by the same movie to take a trip to Guatemala and slaughter an entire rural village…after engaging in ocular sex with the women. Funny, his wife found the remnants of one of their retinas on his balls when he got home. He said “hey, baby, I got that in case you needed a retinal transplant. Let’s fuck.” And then she said OK and they did.
True Story.
We’re all gonna die. True story.
Yeah Ape. Nothing to worry about. Especially because the Steelers ran so well in that game too! You’ve got nothing to worry about. I’m sure 37 yards out of Willie Parker will be enough…
I wouldn’t wish the Buzzsaw defense on a broke dicked dog…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Carl Weathers For Governor of Arizona!
Neil Rackers once watched “Predator 2″ on TBS, then garroted a stripper he had locked in his basement with her own silk stocking.
True Story
puttin on the ritz
@Captain Caveman,
You avatar looks like a sexual Tyrannosaurus…like me!
Larry Fitzgerald is not Predator.
Chris F*$#ing Horton is Predator.
That is all.
Whaddya worried about? It’s not like he scored any touchdowns last time.
I didn’t know MF Doom played for the Cardinals?
/Google it
I am not even going to watch this SB, we all know the Cards have no chance.
Warner’s passes make you a sexual tyrannosaur… Just like me.
Ape is a cool cat, but I love the way his eye twitches when he talks about the Steelers’ secondary.
Uh, maybe I did in 2003. They’re pretty good this year.
Ape is a cool cat, but I love the way his eye twitches when he talks about the Steelers’ secondary.
That defensive backfield is a bunch of slack-jawed faggots!
Stevie Breaston aint returning no punt for a TD in the Super Bowl.
/ keeps telling himself this is true
Now Ufford needs to do a photoshop of a Polamalu/Alien hybrid.
VAT’S ZE MATTAH TROY? GOVUMENT GOT YOU PUSHING TOO MANY PENCILS?
WHEN THE BIG MAN WAS KILLED, YOU MUST HAVE WOUNDED IT. ITS BLOOD WAS ON THE LEAVES.
Only one thing to do to stop Fitty: “James! Lamar! Get to the QUARTERBACK!”
And indeed, looking at the game log, ‘Zona didn’t score until the 2nd half. Not to mention this was week 4, last year. Our team has evolved into a wrecking ma-chine since then.
Ape, look at Fitty’s eyes. He doesn’t care what that friggin’ polynesian pussy does. He gon catch!
Fitty has a weakness for crackers.
So Pittsburgh will prevail in the end, but the stadium will get blown up at the end of the game, killing tens of thousands of Steelers fans?
I can live with that.
What the hell are YOU, Ape?
Someone needs to photoshop James Harrison breaking a razor on his face.
If Danny Glover can kill it then it shouldnt be that hard.
Hines wasn’t playing that day either, LaFavre, so let’s not go nuts. And Polamalu got hurt in the first half.
That’s one ugly motherfucker.
It looks like my man Anquan wasn’t playing that day either. They gon catch, oh, they gon catch.