If I Were God, I Would Be SO Pissed Right Now
I grew up thinking that burning a church down would be a terrible thing to do. But no, actually. Turns out that was wrong. There’s a time and a place for everything.
Tags: baiting Steeler fans, captain caveman, fuck the Steelers, NFL-inspired choral music
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
She thinks Steeler fans have “garden parties?” Where would they put the burned out Camaro?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Wait! There are gardens in Pittsburgh?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Well if she lives in Pittsburgh, then she doesn’t have to fear hell….
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You want another reason to root against the Steelers? Both Rush Limbaugh and that ass hat Bret Michaels from “Rock of Love” are Steelers fans.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You have got to be shitting me. I’ve seen it all now, die Steeler fans.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
The fact that this building is still standing, proves, without a shadow of a duoubt, that there is no GOD! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Bartender!!! A round of Molotov Cocktails for all my friends!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I bet each and everyone of those chorus members owns a cat.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
No communal bacon vodka for you, Ufford.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I can’t root for either of these squads. How many points is the meteor getting?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Mah earz! Tha bleeding!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@Day Man: Huh? I still like to refer to Brett Michaels as from Poison. Guess I’m just old.
/I’d actually rather the Bills never make the Super Bowl and avoid the KSK beatings.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I guess there’s always Scientology. If only it weren’t based on sci-fi. Now if it was a religion based on watching sci-fi movies every Sunday, then you’d have something.
Bartender, another round of Bacon-tini’s for me and my friends.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Sacrilicious!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Jeez, no wonder Ape is gay.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
They put this on youtube? It’s like they’re proud of themselves, that this was some sort of musical accomplishment. I would rather listen to cats fornicate…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Lord, though we have lost Plaxico Burress to free agency and Alan Faneca to the Jets, still we hope our beloved Steelers can bring home another super bowl championship and once again bathe in the glory of your light. Amen.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
i dont like listening to cats fornicating so i huff glue, eat a can of cat food and drink a beer before i go to sleep each night
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Rob Thomas and Sinbad are coming to get you, senor mullet.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
CC, I don’t know why you put yourself through this. I can only imagine all your walls have fist holes in them.
I’m going to be able to hear the goddamn pep rally at Heinz field this afternoon from my apartment window. I’m gonna need a liter of bacon bourbon just to get me through the day.
At the risk of being redundant, die yinzers die.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Unfortunately, God placed Chad Pennington in charge of hurling the fire and brimstone at the church
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
LOL@ caveman. That’s not a church choir, it’s The Pittsburgh Camerata that just happens to use Mt. Lebanon United Lutheran Church for some performances.
Maybe you should change the tag to “factually inaccurate posts to bait Steelers haters.”
http://www.pittsburghcamerata.org/
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@ Luther: you’re right- it’s totally NOT gay now.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
What happened to sexy Friday?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
@ Rocco
I just figured most people knew him from that stupid show
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Pittsburgh has a camerata? That’s even worse!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I’ve got all their albums!
/Luther
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
@Luther, “a professional chamber choir dedicated to performances of sacred and secular music”. So they do sing church songs and God should be pissed.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
This is most unsexy.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
FUCK FUCK FUCK rape and kill me now. the only thing worse than listening to these blasphemous dipshits is listening to Tony Cuntheisers opine his ” commentary” and “expert analysis.” Fuck. Them . ALL!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
LOL @ upstate, I guess you missed the secular part? If it was a church service, then the two altar candles (placed between the Cross and represent the two natures of Christ: human and divine) would be lit.
Nice try though.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I don’t get the hate. It’s not like Steelers fans as a group think they’re better fans than any other city or that their team is always superior others (see New Englanders). It’s just that they’re batshit crazy about their team and like to celebrate when their team does well.
And in the end, isn’t that what fandom is?
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Are you questioning my fandom?
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
@StuScottBooyahs -Actually, I own one: A Pittsburgh Wassail – A Christmas Celebration of Our European Heritage.
You may have missed that one from the link above due to the balls you take to the face causing and eye injury, just like Stuart Scott…except for him it was a football.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
God should still be pissed – they’re still in one of his houses signing about the fucking Steelers.
/has a Steeler loving, Pittsburgh living good friend who texts him at 8am every morning with: HERE WE GO GO GO PITTSBURGH IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!
//wants to kill said friend
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@Father Luther – Do you diddle little boys?
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
So, is church choir (despite what luther says), pretty much the Anti-Sexay Friday?… cuz, you know, I’m less likely to want to touch myself if there’s a church choir blasphemously singing.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
LOL @ the mouth breathers.
Luther knows culture…he must be gay.
Luther knows Christian symbolism…he must be an ordained child molester.
“OOOOOOOOOOO, Luther attacked one of our sack gargling clique brethren, break out our secret weapon: attack him with the gay!”
Must suck to hate the Steelers and get the smack down from a Steelers fan.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
4:36 PM, EST. No sexy yet. Just sayin’. I’d hate to not see the sexiness till Saturday or Sunday. You guys do such a good job bringing the sexy.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Luther: you’re not confusing the Steelers with Stryper are you? They DO wear similar-looking uniforms.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@Dan Man: How old are you?
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@ Culture boy – you seem to be a little on the sensitive side too.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Holy shit, someone is getting punched right in the baby maker for this. I’m serious, someone has to die.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:35 pm
With a life expectancy hovering around 45 in Pittsburgh, it’s no wonder they think God has forsaken them.
So they pull shit like this in his house.
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
if you play it backwards, you can hear satan commanding you to wave a towel.
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I always thought that, due to all the pollution in Pittsburgh, the women there would sound like Phyllis Diller after swallowing sandpaper.
/Steeler fans are a million times worse than Pats fans, and this thread is proof
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Apparently separation of church and state does not also mean separation of church and football. Damn,
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 pm
This is pretty much the most awesome thing ever. I love all the haters.
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Kill all fuckers from that video.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Now we know why Justin Strelczyk killed himself. I could just imagine those horrifying sounds in his head every day. What a shame.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
@ Luther
come on man, nobody but Steeler fans have to like the Steelers or their fans. Hell, I’m a huge fan, but I hate most of you yinzer pricks.
Just suck it up and take the abuse, because at the end of the day, we’re in the Super Bowl and their teams aren’t. Why the fuck does it matter what other people think of the Steelers or the team’s idiot fanbase?
January 24th, 2009 at 12:08 am
@jackin4beats: Your post would be funny if there wasn’t an organic cause posthumously discovered for Strzelczyk dementia: chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_pugilistica#Famous_cases
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/15/sports/football/15brain.html
January 24th, 2009 at 12:10 am
No, it’s still pretty fuggin’ funny.
January 24th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Limbaugh’s a Steeler fan?
Kill! Kill! Kill!
January 27th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
/Proceeds to kill and burn every black and yellow object he sees >:(