I Guess It Beats a Mullet
01.25.09Say, that gives me an idea.
/grabs cat
//plugs in razor
///gets clawed to death by cat
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Say, that gives me an idea.
/grabs cat
//plugs in razor
///gets clawed to death by cat
There are 44 comments about:
STOP DOING STUPID SHIT FELLOW STEELERS FANS is my early nomination for KSK Tag of the Year.
@85: Or at least don’t do it in every single post where the Steelers are mentioned.
@ MoJo: Tread lightly before you complain on here about being stuck living near Steelers fans. Trust me on that…
Wait, can you guys find any video of Cardinals fans whatsoever?
the fuck is a Cardinals fan?
I’m pretty sure this is considered child abuse. Someone get DHS on the line.
It’s ridiculous how sad this makes me. Mostly because I probably leave near these people, and the Steelers have been a plague in my life since I was 8. :\
Is that Daredevil going on in the background?
It’s 10:24am. Do you know where your bloggers are?
If the Steelers lose, I look forward to the sequel post: “I Guess He Beats the Mullet”
Hey, at least he’s not rapping.
God bless White Trash America.
@UU: No, that’s one of the Rooney grandkids.
Well, Dinosaur, there’s this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7pEadGEpkE
That’s a pretty big trailer they live in, must be, you know, double wide.
Also, I’m betting that kid has an Italian last name. Wearing a gold chain before the age of 12 is a dead give away.
A buddy of mine shaved the Steeler logo into the side of his head for their last Super Bowl and is planning to do the same this week. He is a grown man with 2 children.
True story
Sad. I never thought that fascism would spread so far.
/runs away screaming
Some folk’ll will never shave a head, but then again some folk’ll…
You guys can’t find any video of Cardinals fans doing stupid shit?
Wait, can you guys find any video of Cardinals fans whatsoever?
Cool! I’m getting my hair cut down to on top of my head, the three steeler “stars” and the word STEELERS. Way to show your Steeler spirit, young man!
This looks like yet another family that will take out a 4th mortgage on their trailer to get sports swag off the internet and pay for one game a year, but claim they don’t have enough money for dental care.
I see a lot of them here in STL, only instead of Rams stuff, it’s Cardinals tattoos spelled incorrectly.
+1 Rogers Neighborhood
“What I do have, is a very specific set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for
Steelers fanspeople like you.”This is probably the last time anyone saw that kid alive.
How many of his other kids did he have to shave before getting the spelling right?
NOTHING beats a mullet
I won’t argue that most football fans are about as sharp as a beach ball, but it sure as hell seems like the Steelers fans are coming out in full force to prove that their team possesses a greater population of morons, mouth breathers, and quarterwits than any other team.
“Damn social services worker took my branding iron in 2005! Fuckin liberals!”
I always think of the kid’s teachers the day he shows up looking like this; they know they probably should call DFACS, but they always want names for the reports.
that shirtless mongoloid looming in the background frightens me.
That’s friggin’ child abuse. Yinzers stoop to new lows. That kid’s parent will pay dearly for their insolence.
And no post regarding Joe Torre’s The Yankee Years?
Juuuust kidding on that one.
Everytime I see something like this I wonder – how do I not own any kind of camera? They must be down to like $1 a pop if all you cats online have one.
No love for the NBA, KSK? Come on! Just one post?
I like how the kid was gonna turn the wrong way
The best part is that this kid probably lives in the middle of Indiana and is going to get his ass beat on the next day of school.
he’ll be a god at school.
HYPERCYCLOID HEAD!
how awful! the dad severed the kids rat tail while cutting in that steelers logo
The FanSnap banner is trying to sell me tickets to local events. Makes me feel like I’m under surveillance.
Eh, I don’t operate under the delusion that most, or even the majority, of the people who like the same football team I do are likeable. Or sane.
/misanthrope
The “off-centered-ness” really gives it that trailer-trash flavor. At least it isn’t a tattoo…
You know, Ape, you ought to just kill yourself now — or become a Lions fan. The outcome of the game doesn’t even matter anymore. You’re going to spend the rest of your life trying to live down these half-wit Yinzers.
Another bodhisattva in the making.
This is probably not even on the #50 worst things done to children of diehard Steeler fans.
Damn! Ben got ANOTHER HEAD OWIE! What are the odds?!?
Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.