Comments on: Hey Bawlmer, Did You Die in a Fire Yet? No? WELL THEN DIE IN A BIGGER, HOTTER ELECTRICAL FIRE!

By: AC Delaware County

AC Delaware County — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:41:16 +0000

Philly sports fans (and I say this as a transplanted Philadelphian) are totally fucknuts. Look up the Sons of Ben, the Philadelphia MLS ultras. They’ve been going on road trips for the last two years to go get up in the grill of NY Red Bulls, DC United, and New England Revs fans… and the Philadelphia MLS team doesn’t even exist yet. They don’t even have a name, just a stadium site turning dirt that won’t host the team’s first game until 2010. Doesn’t stop Philly sports fans from going and mocking New England as the Buffalo Bills of the MLS, or the Red Bulls for their current zero MLS cups. All this for what is decisively America’s Fifth Sport.

The Baltimore Ravens couldn’t summon that kind of dedication from their fans in a million years; if those fans were capable of it, they would still live in Baltimore.

By: Goodell is Failing

Goodell is Failing — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:56:02 +0000

HATE HATE HATE! Fuck the Ravens!

/hoping that all Bawlmers burn themselves while smoking their crack pipes after another loss tonight

By: Stylist Mick

Stylist Mick — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:36:52 +0000

APE IS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, MOTHER FUCKER. STEP UP OR STEP DOWN!

By: CuseDenny

CuseDenny — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:15:43 +0000

Outstanding LSUfreek, Outstanding !!!

By: laughingat

laughingat — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:42:45 +0000

That’s it? You use a baseball story to rant about football. You also talk about the tough Philly fans who really don’t beat anyone up and are no tougher than any others. This is typical Steeler pussy bullshit. Come on, do better next time asswipe.

By: HappyFunMiles

HappyFunMiles — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:25:03 +0000

Allow me to translate that final fragment from aron’s semi-coherent rambling:

“also, hopefully Joe Flacco will sleep with your cat, a TV series from the 80′s starring George Wendt.”

By: aron

aron — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:19:43 +0000

okay so we know where the ksk guy stands, as a proud baltimorean let me just say, kiss my ass! I hope ed reed backpedals into the endzone again taking us into the superbowl, also, hopefully joe flacco will sleep with your girlfriend, cheers.

By: HappyFunMiles

HappyFunMiles — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:54:01 +0000

I loved this… Pittsburgh’s KDKA came to Baltimore and found a big concentration of Steelers fans… in Essex.
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=45534428033&h=VEuix&u=_Rws2

Essex is like Baltimore’s taint. Stuck between our ass (Dundalk) and our balls (Canton).

Seriously. Hilarious.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:13:00 +0000

Or they could not be dicks and act like they want to throw down as soon as they see an opposing fan.

By: The Unibrow

The Unibrow — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:03:13 +0000

You have it right. People from Baltimore shouldnt talk about committing crimes, they should do it damn it! That would make us look great!

It took you 8 whole minutes to figure the spelling error out (Which makes you awesome BTW), I must have taught you.