Comments on: God Explains The Wild Card Round

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:27:13 +0000

Dylan McDermott. interesting selection, yet — yes! CHUH CHUH

“because the city of Miami is a den of sin and sodomy”

well that explains the Niners’ and Raiders’ records of recent memory

and, i guess “Mehole” would indeed have been asking for that personalized lightning bolt so, yeah, good choice

By: G.G.

G.G. — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:00:26 +0000

Those weren’t bananas, they were plantains and…….I’ve said too much.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:48:18 +0000

Catholics (and I think Lutherans) read from the same Old Testament texts as Jews and other Christians, but they bunch “The Lord Your God/have no other gods/make no idols” bit into the First Commandment. In this post, God said the Second Commandment is the “no graven images” thing. God just boxed out the Catholics! And maybe the Lutherans. So much the better.

By: Mortimus

Mortimus — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:46:11 +0000

You got it wrong: Kurt Warner is God. He’s simply drawing a self-image M.C. Escher style

NFL Playoffs – Figuring Out Who To Root For
http://dagblog.com/humor-satire/nfl-playoffs-figuring-out-who-root-383

By: Rocco

Rocco — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:39:11 +0000

I like the Underworld movies. Should I not admit that?

/Didn’t know that was part of the 2nd Commandment.

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:00:45 +0000

@schooner: I think we have to drive the bus around to pick up souls like that guy in “Heart and Souls.” That’s right, I’ve seen it. Charles Grodin in the mother fucking house, baby!

I’ll show myself out.

By: schooner

schooner — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:50:44 +0000

Do we go to hell for reading and laughing or is just BDD. Maybe we get off with purgatory.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:40:59 +0000

I’m going to miss these

By: Fear the Buzzsaw

Fear the Buzzsaw — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:40:50 +0000

Quick, Kurt. Make up with God! Dontate some money to the Human Fund.
Sacrifice Brenda. Anything!

By: Omar

Omar — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:24:30 +0000

God lets the Ravens win because he thinks it is funny that every white suburbanite living there thinks that he is Avon Barksdale, hence the urban camo. Someone call McNulty and the Bunk!