Comments on: Fraudulent MVP Pey-Pey’s Long Hair Fails Him and Other Wild Kardkkake Moments

By: Ron Santo's Legs

Ron Santo's Legs — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:40:46 +0000

I bet Pey Pey couldn’t pull through in this one because he felt it necessary to head up to Chicago for a hippie jam band concert last tuesday (I can vouch for this, I was there). Interestingly enough, Neck Beard was also in attendance, and he was getting the fuck down the whole show.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:13:31 +0000

Pey-Pey was done in when somebody switched his Herbel Essences with Suave. Everybody knows that Herbel Essences gives him his strength; Suave is his kryptonite.

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:01:21 +0000

i actually prefer the smooth linoleum floors as opposed to having carpet.dont care what color the curtains are

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:50:18 +0000

“Man, what a wonderful place San Diego must be where even the Asian girls are stacked.”

they don’t sell implants where you live?

and, Filipina is not “Asian”

/redheads no less attention whores than blondes. i’ve been both

By: bickem

bickem — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:18:18 +0000

Jeebus H Krishna do you people stay up all night jacked up on Speedballs and redbull or something?

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:47:35 +0000

Poor Redheads. I should post something supportive (possibly in haiku) which paints me as sympathatic to their plight but it really is logical they keep getting asked the carpet/drape question. In my extensive study of women, through hours and hours of magazine, porn, and strip club reasearch, I’ve learned a natural redhead is a lot rarer a find than a natural blonde. I’d say 1 out of every 5 blondes comes from a peroxide bottle but it’s closer to 1 out of 9 for redheads.

Of course, this is all rendered moot if you’re one of them dirty girls who embraces the whole pre-pubescent look.

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:22:08 +0000

For the Record:
The above depicted Blondes & Brunette are just fine by me

/wonder if they can cook
//who gives a shit if they can cook

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:18:25 +0000

@ Genny,

Well brunettes are fine man
And blondes are fun
But when it comes to getting a dirty job done

I’ll take a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a red headed woman
To get a dirty job done

Well listen up stud
Your life’s been wasted
Til you’ve got down on your knees and tasted

A red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a red headed woman
To get a dirty job done

Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you’ve got, baby, waiting under there
Big green eyes that look like, son
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done

Well I don’t know how many girls you’ve dated, man
But you ain’t lived til you’ve had your tires rotated

By a red headed woman
A red headed woman
It takes a red headed woman
To get a dirty job done

-Bruce Springsteen “Red-Headed Woman”

/maybe he’ll play this one at SB?????/

By: Malty Ice

Malty Ice — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:22:23 +0000

when will we get the cards’ horseriding td celebration in animated form? :]

By: Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Ocho Cinco Fan Club — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:58:57 +0000

Ahhh, waking up to cheerleaders in the morning. I knew you guys would come through.