Cleatus disapproves
Oh, he’s been getting a lot of scoops all right… of Haagen-Dazs. Zing!
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Cleatus disapproves
Oh, he’s been getting a lot of scoops all right… of Haagen-Dazs. Zing!
(original photo from Busted Coverage)
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Looks more like the Brooklyn Brawler that Austin
Boy, Stone Cold Steve Austin sure isn’t aging that well…
Yellow fat Shirt reminds me of a young Barbaro
Yeah, because you guys only ever get jiggy with supermodels, right?
/old guy who is really happy that there were no digital cameras back in my single days
Gun to my head, I guess i’d pick the one in the middle.
Aw, c’mon, the he/she on the right has a decent rack.
/leaves to take glaucoma test
so we can add jay glazer to the list of chest-waxers i see.
This picture reminds me of Billy Barty’s classic performance on “The Love Boat” when he reminded Julie the cruise director that little people are real people too, with his tiny legs were dangling off the bar stool as Isaac, in pirate’s costume, served him something fruity and with more alcohol than his four foot body could handle. Fuck, I’m old.
What’s your friend Janey’s number?
No, not Janey! She’ll pack the Supreme Court with boys!
Photo by a shirtless Jeff Reed
Cleatus is giving me the eye, I swear to God.
It looks like Jay’s getting into the women’s basketball coverage game, as he hangs out with a couple of the better looking coaches in the WNCAA.
So the rumors about the Steelers’ OL are true….
@ Otto Man RE: Chiefs Head Coach
What’s your friend Janey’s number?
@Rob in WI:
Godammit, don’t give them ideas!
hey, you’re the one who asked us to talk about it :-)
Millen, duh
/laughing so hard i couldn’t type
You people are going to give me night terrors.
@ Otto –
Mullen hiring announcement in 5, 4, 3 . . .
/nothin but love 4 u otto but i can’t help but hope this happens bec it would be so fucking funny. for the rest of us.
@ El Duke – I thought we were going to down some pizza and beers and then catch that flick tonight?
Jay is a classy, classy guy.
Sidenote:
Did I just see an ad for “He’s Just Not That Into You”? Isn’t one of the benefits of internet advertising only advertising towards your demographic? Something tells me a shitty chick flick with Ben Affleck based on a book with no discernable storyline (or at least that’s what I’ve heard) isn’t in KSK’s demographic.
@ Otto Man
Shanahan didn’t work out, but the Chiefs can always go with… [walls collapse] BIG JIM SLADE! Former All-Pro Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs!
@Otto
You know this is all just a slow burn towards the return of Dick Vermeil right?
@Day Man: +1
CAN SHE BLOCK?
If Jay Glazer was a rapper, his name would be LL Shirtless J.
@Otto
Please take Garrett. Please.
I have to admit, I’ve been here four times over the past day (boredom fuck yeah) and only now did I realise that the Jay in the title was Jay Glazer, not Jay Cutler.
In other news, yes, I AM a dumbass.
Off topic, but nothing on KSK yet about this exciting development? Herm’s out, Shanahan won’t come … Win-win, motherfuckers.
Yes, yes, I know the organization will fuck up this opportunity by hiring a Schottenheimer or something, but for now, the possibilities are limitless. Don’t take this from me.
seriously, god damn this two-week break between conference championships and the super bowl.
and the pro bowl ain’t gonna solve shit.
Who knew Glazer was like, 4’9″?
/will not komment on blondish creatures due to fear. deep, dark, fear.
@ Day Man: Uh, yeah. That’s Jon Runyan.
Wow, the one on the right could be a hell of an offensive tackle
Cleatus is the most attractive thing in that photo.
Pictured (L-R): Buffalo Bill, Jay Glazer, Nick Nolte
Not Pictured: Femininity, Dignity
dave attell
Holy fuck, is that a wookie on the right?
The next morning:
ESPN’s Chris Mortensen has confirmed that drinking shirtless with two unattractive women is not the best look for an NFL reporter.
This is… well, not as disturbing as mouth-eyes… but maybe a solid #2?
At least it’s not Jay Glazer with Mouth Nipples.
“Ladies” is a pretty loose definition of what those hose beasts are. Palsy laden and mannish sure, but ladies, eh.
so far today i see shots of 2 fat idiots and the esteemed Mick Foley. if this is KSK’s vision of “beefcake” for your female readers, please reconsider.
I’m not sure I understand. Is Cleatus the husband of one of the transvestites?