FOXSports.com’s Jay Glazer Reports Ladies Love Shirtless Jay Glazer
Cleatus disapproves
Oh, he’s been getting a lot of scoops all right… of Haagen-Dazs. Zing!
(original photo from Busted Coverage)
Tags: captain caveman, Cleatus the FOX Sports Homicidal Robot, Jay Glazer
January 25th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I’m not sure I understand. Is Cleatus the husband of one of the transvestites?
January 25th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
so far today i see shots of 2 fat idiots and the esteemed Mick Foley. if this is KSK’s vision of “beefcake” for your female readers, please reconsider.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
“Ladies” is a pretty loose definition of what those hose beasts are. Palsy laden and mannish sure, but ladies, eh.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
This is… well, not as disturbing as mouth-eyes… but maybe a solid #2?
At least it’s not Jay Glazer with Mouth Nipples.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
The next morning:
ESPN’s Chris Mortensen has confirmed that drinking shirtless with two unattractive women is not the best look for an NFL reporter.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Holy fuck, is that a wookie on the right?
January 25th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
dave attell
January 25th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Pictured (L-R): Buffalo Bill, Jay Glazer, Nick Nolte
Not Pictured: Femininity, Dignity
January 25th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Cleatus is the most attractive thing in that photo.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Wow, the one on the right could be a hell of an offensive tackle
January 25th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@ Day Man: Uh, yeah. That’s Jon Runyan.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Who knew Glazer was like, 4′9″?
/will not komment on blondish creatures due to fear. deep, dark, fear.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
seriously, god damn this two-week break between conference championships and the super bowl.
and the pro bowl ain’t gonna solve shit.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Off topic, but nothing on KSK yet about this exciting development? Herm’s out, Shanahan won’t come … Win-win, motherfuckers.
Yes, yes, I know the organization will fuck up this opportunity by hiring a Schottenheimer or something, but for now, the possibilities are limitless. Don’t take this from me.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I have to admit, I’ve been here four times over the past day (boredom fuck yeah) and only now did I realise that the Jay in the title was Jay Glazer, not Jay Cutler.
In other news, yes, I AM a dumbass.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@Otto
Please take Garrett. Please.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
If Jay Glazer was a rapper, his name would be LL Shirtless J.
January 25th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
@Day Man: +1
CAN SHE BLOCK?
January 25th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@Otto
You know this is all just a slow burn towards the return of Dick Vermeil right?
January 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@ Otto Man
Shanahan didn’t work out, but the Chiefs can always go with… [walls collapse] BIG JIM SLADE! Former All-Pro Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs!
January 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Sidenote:
Did I just see an ad for “He’s Just Not That Into You”? Isn’t one of the benefits of internet advertising only advertising towards your demographic? Something tells me a shitty chick flick with Ben Affleck based on a book with no discernable storyline (or at least that’s what I’ve heard) isn’t in KSK’s demographic.
January 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Jay is a classy, classy guy.
January 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@ El Duke – I thought we were going to down some pizza and beers and then catch that flick tonight?
January 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
@ Otto –
Mullen hiring announcement in 5, 4, 3 . . .
/nothin but love 4 u otto but i can’t help but hope this happens bec it would be so fucking funny. for the rest of us.
January 25th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
You people are going to give me night terrors.
January 25th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Millen, duh
/laughing so hard i couldn’t type
January 25th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
hey, you’re the one who asked us to talk about it :-)
January 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@Rob in WI:
Godammit, don’t give them ideas!
January 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@ Otto Man RE: Chiefs Head Coach
What’s your friend Janey’s number?
January 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
So the rumors about the Steelers’ OL are true….
January 25th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
It looks like Jay’s getting into the women’s basketball coverage game, as he hangs out with a couple of the better looking coaches in the WNCAA.
January 25th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Cleatus is giving me the eye, I swear to God.
January 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Photo by a shirtless Jeff Reed
January 25th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
What’s your friend Janey’s number?
No, not Janey! She’ll pack the Supreme Court with boys!
January 25th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
This picture reminds me of Billy Barty’s classic performance on “The Love Boat” when he reminded Julie the cruise director that little people are real people too, with his tiny legs were dangling off the bar stool as Isaac, in pirate’s costume, served him something fruity and with more alcohol than his four foot body could handle. Fuck, I’m old.
January 25th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
so we can add jay glazer to the list of chest-waxers i see.
January 25th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Aw, c’mon, the he/she on the right has a decent rack.
/leaves to take glaucoma test
January 25th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Gun to my head, I guess i’d pick the one in the middle.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Yeah, because you guys only ever get jiggy with supermodels, right?
/old guy who is really happy that there were no digital cameras back in my single days
January 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Yellow fat Shirt reminds me of a young Barbaro
January 26th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Boy, Stone Cold Steve Austin sure isn’t aging that well…
January 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Looks more like the Brooklyn Brawler that Austin