Comments on: Food for Fiction: THE BEN’S Choco Tacos vs. Fitty’s Crackers. WHO YA GOT?

By: dinosaur

dinosaur — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:18:15 +0000

Vicodin definitely gives me the munchies for cookies or some other similar carb.

Codeine gives me even more intense munchies for some reason.

By: wtf

wtf — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:51:38 +0000

The last time I had a craving for Ritz crackers was when on Vicodin for a few days because of a sore back. Just some ridiculous brain craving for Ritz crackers.

So,what I’m saying is… Fitty like many football players, needs painkillers. Hence the insane Ritz craving.

By: wtf

wtf — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:47:38 +0000

I used to like Ritz crackers, until I noticed that they exuded a sickening fried oil & white flour smell while/after eating. Ever been in a confined space (like a car) with somebody else eating Ritz? The aftersmell is HORRIBLE.

CHOCO-TACO FOR THE WIN!

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:59:53 +0000

That’s Fitzy. He’s a major player down at the yarn store.

By: Michael Lee

Michael Lee — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:40:37 +0000

“I had a box of Ritz crackers and on the back of the box of Ritz crackers it had all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. It said “Try it with turkey and cheese.” “Try it with peanut butter.” Oh, c’mon man, they’re crackers. That’s why I got ‘em! I like crackers. There ain’t no suggestion: “Put a Ritz on top of a Ritz.” I didn’t buy ‘em ‘cuz they’re little edible plates.”

/Mitch Hedberg

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:22:53 +0000

I eat Choco Tacos in bed with Otto’s wife, too!

And this is how I find out?

Not like this. NOT LIKE THIS!

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:15:20 +0000

you can make fake cookies with ritz crackers.peanut butter between two ritz,dip in choco,bueno

By: n.o.

n.o. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:51:32 +0000

“Dear n.o.”

Awwww.

“Sorry you didn’t want to join me tonight. I left you choco tacos for dinner. They’re thawing in the sink.”

/screams

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:35:12 +0000

How much for half a cracka? Can’t you just crumble up some cracka dust into mah hand?

You got change for a hund-ed?

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:06:02 +0000

Technically, since the pizza can be considered a large, delicious, saucy cracker, the Choco Taco never had a chance.