The two most consistent and oddest food associations for KSK Kharacters, unless you count the garbade bag of E.L. Fudges that Wade Phillips is eating at his desk, meet in the Super Bowl. Which spirit junk food can comes out on top? Any chance either of these players have any affinity for these things? All I know is I’ll be too nervous to eat. But WHO YA GOT?
Choco Taco________________________Crackers
KSK Kharacters Who Pine For Them
Ben Roethlisberger___________________Larry Fitzgerald
Euphemism for
The dark gash_____________________White people
Ideal for Super Bowl Party?
If you can find them______________Only if you bacon up those crackers
In The Chocotastic Group?
Well, obvs.________________________Ritz S’mores are
Nutrition facts
300 calories, 15g of fat_______________________80 calories, 4.5g of fat per serving
SCARY PEOPLE YELLING IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR
Do single people eat them?
And how!_______________________We don’t want to know (Frankly it’s a market we can do without)
Finishing Move
Bringing it back to Taco Bell___________________Dad brings him box from press box
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Wilford Brimley is awesome!!!
Vicodin definitely gives me the munchies for cookies or some other similar carb.
Codeine gives me even more intense munchies for some reason.
The last time I had a craving for Ritz crackers was when on Vicodin for a few days because of a sore back. Just some ridiculous brain craving for Ritz crackers.
So,what I’m saying is… Fitty like many football players, needs painkillers. Hence the insane Ritz craving.
I used to like Ritz crackers, until I noticed that they exuded a sickening fried oil & white flour smell while/after eating. Ever been in a confined space (like a car) with somebody else eating Ritz? The aftersmell is HORRIBLE.
CHOCO-TACO FOR THE WIN!
That’s Fitzy. He’s a major player down at the yarn store.
“I had a box of Ritz crackers and on the back of the box of Ritz crackers it had all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. It said “Try it with turkey and cheese.” “Try it with peanut butter.” Oh, c’mon man, they’re crackers. That’s why I got ‘em! I like crackers. There ain’t no suggestion: “Put a Ritz on top of a Ritz.” I didn’t buy ‘em ‘cuz they’re little edible plates.”
/Mitch Hedberg
I eat Choco Tacos in bed with Otto’s wife, too!
And this is how I find out?
Not like this. NOT LIKE THIS!
you can make fake cookies with ritz crackers.peanut butter between two ritz,dip in choco,bueno
“Dear n.o.”
Awwww.
“Sorry you didn’t want to join me tonight. I left you choco tacos for dinner. They’re thawing in the sink.”
/screams
How much for half a cracka? Can’t you just crumble up some cracka dust into mah hand?
You got change for a hund-ed?
Technically, since the pizza can be considered a large, delicious, saucy cracker, the Choco Taco never had a chance.
All I know is I’ll be too nervous to eat.
Poor Ape, I’m gonna feel sorry him if they lose. I experienced it last year and it sucked. Of course, that will not stop me from torturing him if they do.
I would put the choco taco between two crackers.
Also, wtf is up with that video? I’m starting to have second thoughts about this whole youtube thing…
Ritz S’mores? Oh come on, Ritz, have some faith in the product itself.
HI REFRIGERATOR MEXICAN
@RBP – Does she let you mess with the chocolate, as well as the vanilla part of her chaco taco?
I’m very sorry Otto, but I couldn’t stop myself.
I top my Ritz crackers with Choco Tacos, so I don’t know who to pick.
Dammit. The post gets updated and my opening comment now looks idiotic.
Guess I’m no longer a big wheel down at the cracker factory…
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huh.
“Wha-wh-what you got in there?”
“Crackers!”
I eat Choco Tacos in bed with Otto’s wife, too!
euphemisms == funny++. Clever clever gay mafia.
I bought em because I like crackers.
There are two things in this world that Wilford Brimley blames for his diabeetus – Choco Tacos and Asians.
Mostly Asians, though.
Dammit, UM, I have lupus!
Wait, what?
Mini edible plates ftw
CHO-CO TA-CO, CHO-CO TA-CO!!!
YAY!!!!111!!!!11!!
Damn you yankees and your technological advances. Why didn’t we brits think of putting chocolate in a taco?
Don’t you have enough to worry about with the lack of fluoride in your water? You want something else to accelerate your teeth rot?
Damn you yankees and your technological advances. Why didn’t we brits think of putting chocolate in a taco?
I think we’re long overdue another Fitty post, frankly.
I eat Choco Tacos in a racecar. Do you?
No, I eat Choco Tacos in a big bed with my wife.
When you take the time to make a painfully unfunny ad for Choco Taco and then post it to YouTube … I’m pretty sure that’s when the state has an obligation to step in and have you put to sleep.
I eat Choco Tacos in a racecar. Do you?
Any chance either of these players have any affinity for these things?
BEN MIGHT NOT CHASE CHOCO TACO? OWIE IN MY HEADSPOT!
It’s the cracker – A most versatile snack – add bacon, cheese, or dip it and when appropriate, you can kick a woman out of bed for eating crackers [in it].
Choco-taco is delicious, and bad for you.
Crackers are not delicious, unless you cover them in things that are bad for you (bacon, smores).
I think this isn’t something that needs to be fought over. The obvious solution is to wrap a choco-taco in bacon.
It’s a market we can do without.