Fire Up the Victory Parade!
01.18.09
I just took a photo of the future, and Pittsburgh looks like this two weeks from now.
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I just took a photo of the future, and Pittsburgh looks like this two weeks from now.
There are 68 comments about:
I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! I FREELY ADMIT IT, AND MY ASS IS PRIMED AND READY TO RECEIVE THE ASSKICKING I DESERVE.
FUCK EM DAMN PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE’S YOUR DEFENSE NOW?
The only reason steelers fans are annoying is because it is all we have and our team is good. Every good team (and the eagles) have “annoying fans” if you are a pats, eagles, jersey giants, or cowboys fan. Everyone else thinks you are annoying. Packers and bears too. In fact I’ve met rabid fans of pretty much any team that has been to a nfc or afc championship team game for the past 8 years has some annoying fan base.
Hey man it’s cool…but next time don’t forget the mayo on my whopper you Nickleback listing-to fucknit.
I guess I was still drunk this morning when I wrote that. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
/blasts Santana on work computer in tribute to McGahee ruining my fantasy season earlier this year
@goodell
i sense some tawmy undertones in your post…..add a “no one denies this”
I don’t know which was classier, The Steeler fans chanting bullshit after every close call, or the PA blasting Carlos Santana while Willis McGahee was half dead. I feel sorry for the animal population of rural Pennsylvania today.
um… yeah – dismantled. where are the players and coaches from that super bowl? 2 years removed and they’re a completely different team (except for the softest starting qb in a long time still at the helm – /not really) the seahawks are in the worst division in football, and um… they can only beat the teams in their division – oh yeah, and only if they play at home. who really takes them seriously now?
Wee-llis MauckGayhhheee forgut da t’ird ruuule uff a criyzus sichooowayyjun… DUUUUCKKKK!!!
Your a fucking idiot.
Well said, Alfred Einstein.
That picture is a still from the little-known Leni Riefenstahl documentary, “Triumph of the Yinzer.”
I was going to come on here and make fun of Pittsburgh and their mullet and feather-banged, stuck in the early 80′s, no life, more Chins than a Hong Kong phonebook, Internet Tough Guy fans…but after reading the above post ^^^^ I see that my work here is done.
P.S. Mullet Nation…please post more in the “we” tense, no, it doesn’t make you more pathetic than you are…not. at. all.
I love all of you poor excuses for football fans who think that the game was boring all of you pussies who are whining about the ref’s in Superbowl XL…you cockbags know nothing about football and can eat a dick.
/smiles b/c hating Baltimore is even sweeter than it was yeterday morning
Fuck the steelers fans and their need for lebensraum. 1000 miles away from Pittsburgh and we have more steelers bars than good bars. Of course where were the Christians while the Nazi’s and Steelers rose to power? Yeah, so fuck Kurt Warner too. Don’t really hate either team, just hate waiting two weeks for what will probably be a shitty game and then nothing for 6 months.
/ACC basketball? Time for alcohol-induced coma.
@ Ben
You’re right. It does. But all of the casual misogyny and objectification of women is A-OK. You’re saying that you would have supported the Holocaust if only Hitler killed women instead.
You disgust me.
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/thanks-san-diego-now-i-have-to-root-for-the-ravens.html
January 11th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
During the run up to Superbowl XXXIX in Pittsburgh, the “Go Steelers” at the end of every conversation and randomly on the streets took on the air of a “Heil Hitler” in Nazi Germany. It was more conspicuous to not say it than interject it at every available opportunity. I love Pittsburgh, I love the Steelers, but I am frightened of my peers.
glad to hand off a joke
i demand satanist kurt warner photoshops.gg allin,aleister crowley meets kurt warner. send kurt warner to hell somehow
Helmet to helmet no call on Large Benji, no hands to the face called on Ngata, gaither trying to rape Silverback all day long and being called once, Limas Sweed being a giant fuckstick. They tried to hand the game to the ravens but they are just really bad at that thing were they play football.
See, fans of the winning team can bitch about refs too.
So, anyway, I’ve got a feeling!
/^5 other Steelers fans
Not cool, usually this blog’s great, but that picture crosses the line beyond sports
@Chris Johnson: If you guys could hang onto the ball last week then it would be a different story today. Tennessee was the best team in the AFC this year
ZOMG! The refs made a bad call on running into the punter that resulted in no points!
THAT TOTALLY SWUNG THE GAME!
Pittsbur(h)gh is going to massacre the Cards unless Fitzy goes off…Fitty you listening???
/bed time
So that game balanced out a lot of those officiating concerns, right?
I am a Steelers fan, but damn if that photo didn’t make me laugh.
A closet full of Louisville Cardinals sweatshirts makes jumping on the Buzzsaw Bandwagon extra easy!
refs,refs,refs,baltimore can eat a bowl of santonio pipes.
now you know how it feels with these penalties. bullshit penalties (and no calls on your end) were the only reason you were playing in that fucking game tonite (that and the three turnovers). i think that even a steeler fan could throw tennessee a bone with this one in saying that the ravens didnt belong in that game tonite. apparently after being in your division,pittsburgh knew how to handle youre dirtiness and maybe threw a little bit back at you! karma is a motherfucker! i just know that somewhere my man chris johnson is looking at the clark-mcgahee play and enjoying the poetic justice of it all…..
Great photoshopping.
Steeler fans are trash, as their comments here prove. Go Cards, you’re our only hope.
That loss dismantled a franchise huh. Your a fucking idiot. We only won a playoff game the next two years genius. Fuck the stealers!
McNabb and game winning drives go together like lamb and tunafish.
I cant stand the steelers, so hopefully the cardinals will win. The cardinals dont actually have fans so it will be like when the marlins won the world series, no one will remember next season.
Anyone talking about the Ref’s in pittsburgh needs to shut up. They took away what was clearly a catch and plane breaking TD. They called Pass Interference TWICE on hardly any contact at all. Giving Baltimore their only points.
Pittsburgh dominated, to the tune of 3 INTs, a TD, and 4 sacks on D. So no ref’s did shit there.
And the roughing the punter call didnt even produce points so shut it up.
Baltimore is just the browns in purple
Personally, one of best things about the Steelers current run is watching Caveman’s annoyance grow with each Pittsburgh win.
Now let’s hook Big Ben up with some Patron and skanks for luck. Team is going to need it against Whiz and Grimm.
Yes! Yes! Bow before your Überfürsten!
We, we, we. I had no idea so many Steelers commented on this site.
Get fucked. Until the Steelers win anyway, when “you should just shut this website down.”
Seriously, get fucked.
I guess Ufford is going to keep this up until the Seahawks draft Crabtree…
I think the steelers mvp in XL was really Jeramy Stephens (however he’s spelling his name nowadays). He was great to watch as a steelers fan… I also love how that loss dismantled a franchise.
Eat a dick, you fucking haters!
Steelers on the way to a record SIXTH Super Bowl win! bwhahahahahahahahaha
I heard Bettis vacations in Tampa so the Steelers have that going for them.
I’ll refrain from picking this game until we know if Pittsburgh will have it’s former 2005 Super Bowl MVP, referee Bill Leavy available for the game.
@Cheap Shot
i really dont want to admit it,but maybe the cardinals are worth a fuck. but then again,who knows.im at a loss of how you can judge this season. Does having an unpredictable season with no 100% clear dominant team,and the regular season favorites being out make it a great season,or a shitty one. i just know i want asterisk if the cardinals win becuase even if they are good,they are the fucking cardinals,looked like dog shit in the last half of the season,and because fuck kurt warner,thats why. and i do have teams that i like that arent from my home town/region,but i never refer to them as we.i try to abstain from refering to the titans as “we”.im not playing offensive line for the titans,so “we” didnt do a fucking thing.anyone with the “we” complex deserves a swift kick in the nuts
kurt warner gay chinese font shirt=fail
@milo1974: you lost me at ‘this website is funny’
FIX YO RACISM
When did the Steelers move to Boston and Tommy change his name to Milo?
“You know, I love your site and I think it’s very funny, but let’s be honest, it’s more of a [insert any team anywhere in the world with idiot fans] hate site than anything else. Why don’t you just die?”
After burning out my eyeballs on Cards-Iggles, I gave up on Steelers-Ravens by halftime.
Jesus that was a boring half. There are swedish movies about death made in black and white with subtitles that were more interesting.
Was the second half any better?
Steelers v Cardinals? Don’t really care, just as long as Philly failed, the world is all right by me.
As far as I’m concerned, it’s 1st & 10 Ravens on the Stillers 45 with @4 minutes left… WHAY THE NO CALL ON THE MOST BLATANTLY OBVIOUS HELMET TO HELMET HIT IN NFL HISTORY?!?! The refs didn’t miss the (imaginary) roughing the kicker call before halftime though! Fuck the Steely McBeams, there should be an asterisk on their Super Bowl rings… they beat an inconsistent team that had no business being in the playoffs, a bruised team with a rookie QB from Delaware, & now they’ll face the team that was by far the least dangerous in the playoffs for either conference. But hey, all of the faggots out there who long ago chose to cheer for a successful franchise other than their home team can now brag about how “we” did it again! Die…
I can’t wait to watch GOD’S TEAM crush the dreams of Steelers Nation. I mean, who comes back from losing the Super Bowl to the Arizona Cardinals?
No one, that’s who!
I’m going to put down my Steelers mark card for a minute. Maybe not really. I got to say I enjoy your website although its a more of a Steelers haters site. This website is funny. Even all of the Hines Ward crap. It’s going to be extra fun to laugh at all of your ridicule over the next two weeks. Then after we scratch the Cardinals to 61 more years of losing, you should just shut this website down. You know us Steeler fans will never let you haters off the hook. God bless McGahee. GO STEELERS!!! Keep up the good work anyhow, you douches.
Did that game end finally? I thought they were going to have to postpone the Superbowl because the Steelers and Ravens were still playing. How the fuck did each second of gametime in that game wind up taking 40 minutes?
I don’t give a shit about the Steelers but have no hatred for them, and they were simply better. Fuck Ray-Ray and his band of pretend wannabe thugs and now we’ll be rid of all the Ravens fans around here for the next 7 months. Such peace and quiet.
@ BQ’s Courage: Yeah, that shit was so bad there’s a damn wikipedia page on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_to_officiating_in_Super_Bowl_XL
I can’t complain, I had some money on the right side of that one.
That singlehandedly makes up for every lame Tommy from Quincy post.
There are places I want to post that, but I do have friends that are Steelers fans and they would kill me.
We’ll see if the officials have to help the Steelers beat another NFC West team in the Super Bowl.
Wow – over/under is 47. You gotta go under on that, right?
Line’s up – Steelers by 7.
Dear B’MOOOOORE:
Fuck you and the inbred purple dinosaur you rode in on. May you all die while sweatin’ to the oldies with Richard Simmons far, far away from any pointy implements.
Affectionately yours,
Ol’ Derty
P.S. Go to Hell. Or Baltimore. Whichever.
Howie Long wonders why Polamalu talks like a guy with a heated steering wheel.
There’s always the chance that Warner ascends to the right hand of Lombardi.
dammit, my attempt at humor in the last thread costs me humor in this thread. Impaled upon my own rapier wit, as it were. Or spoon wit.
Also, call me crazy, but I think the Buzzsaw will give them a game. Warner and Fitzgerald can win this game.
I bounced back and forth about who I wanted to win this game. I fucking loathe both teams. I think Pittsbur(h)gh is definitely better, and probably the only one of the final four to deserve winning the super bowl, but FUCK their fans are annoying…so, I guess, go ‘Zona
/Pats fan
//Pitt annihilated us, I know
///getting yelled at
////I’ll be there soon!
I would like to thank Jesus for the Steelers raping Baltimore.
Where’s your messiah now, Kurt Warner?
oh wait, Larry Fitzgerald plays for the Cardinals.
Don’t count the Cardinals out. The Eagles had the 3rd ranked defense in the NFL and a better offense than the Steelers. Anything is possible, especially if Q is healthy also.
@cc: could you post the original? I need a new desktop background.
There was football on today?
What exactly was the game that the Stillers & Ravens were playing today? It certainly wasn’t football… something a lot more ghastly.
The Stillerz Reich will spread through its blitzkrieg.
I hate Pennsylvania Nazis.
Keep counting out the Cardinals. Your absence of faith only make Kurt Warner stronger.
WE DID IT! YES! FUCK YOU HATERS!