Everything is Not Okay, Drew
01.04.09
Drew expected a blowout, but the Vikings hung tough for a while, until Tarvaris had to go all pick-sixy and Brian Westbrook buried the Vikes with a 71-yard screen pass. But no clutch Iggles win is complete without a ridiculous McNabb spastic herky-jerky dance.
No doubt Whiskers Reid is over the moon about the outcome. He gets to disregard all facets of his appearance for at least one more week. If it’s any solace, I think the Eagles will beat the Giants in the Meadowlands.
The beauteous ladies of the Twin Cities are no doubt crestfallen. If you didn’t make the penis beat a French retreat, I’d totally be there for you.
I’m not really sure what this means. If the Eagles go to the Super Bowl, the wife goes instead of him? Whatevs. At least she escapes a beating either way.
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@ 85, no you didn’t, I’m 24 and I remember that video real good… Drew shan’t worry, as his second favorite stereotypes shall will the G-men to victory…
/hates northern NJ Jints fans…douchebags…
//hates NJ period…
///hates New England too…
Drew looks like he fell out of the Black Hole Sun video.
Shit, I’m only 24, did I just date myself?
If the Vikings are looking for a new QB, I’m sure the Bears won’t be re-signing Rex Grossman for next year.
*Drew’s head explodes*
What a terrible, terrible O face, Drew.
Jesus, those eyes remind me of Schwarzenegger in Total Recall.
Drew, let oxygen back into your house!
“Eagles Wins”
-Stay stupid, Philadelphia.
What a poor excuse for a fatass Drew has become.
I thought Drew was just about to enjoy a heaping helping of Big Helga from Pic 3 and was commenting on her qualities.
I presume Drew had just googled Salma Hayek and tits for the next post when this photo was taken?
The fact that his eyeballs are about to pop out of his head suggests that everything is not, in fact, ok.
@Kimbo
It gets REALLY fucking cold up there in the winter. Skinny women migrate south for survival. Minnesota and Wisconsin are then left with women like that. They’re called “Snow Cows.” At least they’re warm!
That picture of Drew will haunt my dreams forever
Andy Reid = Homeless Kirby?
I prefer the picture of Drew with glasses, as he looks like he’s about to work the beet farm with his Mose/Ken Tremendous
Nice red undershirt, asshole.
Did Drew take that pic in a mirror?… or was it in Bizarro-world (“Vikings” is backwards)…
Drew is obviously related to Reche Caldwell.
She looks more like a water buffalo than a water buffalo does. Do women like this just gravitate to the upper Midwest because they figure that the guys there probably can’t afford to be all that choosy?
Why Ufford writing the Stillers – Haterate Guide to the Postseason preview instead of Magary? I think it would be cathartic for him to vent his spleen on someone other than Tavaris Jackson.
Everything’s OK! I just got another $7.35 royalty check from MWB!
Oh my God he looks even more like Alan Tudyk than ever before, I just realised, except this is the Alan Tudyk that abducted a couple of kids and killed them in that one episode of CSI. The Alan Tudyk that haunts me in my dreams, except now he will be wearing that jersey (back-to-front “vikings” and all) and making that gesture.
Fuck. I liked sleeping.
From that angle Drew looks like Will Leitch + 20 pounds. Ok 30.
So which Photobooth effect did you use on that shot, Drew?
drew looks like the video to black hole sun in that picture.
Another pic from the famous AP-jersey-by-the-mantel photo shoot.
Eagles Wins? Greats grammars!
I thought the horror would end after the Blogkakke, but no… The image of Drew and his cold, doll like eyes still haunts me!
The crawl space of his home is filled with the skeletons of teenage runaways, isn’t it?
Back away. I’m not cake, Drew. I’M NOT CAKEAAAAAGH
I don’t know, but Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ. It is terrifyingly like he’s staring into my soul and thinking how it’s going to taste delicious with some tartare sauce.
Why does Drew look like he underwent a procedure similar to this?: http://www.jeboavatars.com/images/avatars/293222179066mrburns3.jpg
F-A-G-L-E-S
Faggles!!