Ravens! Titans! Dierdorf! Gumbel! Defense! Power running! Two teams stolen from other cities! Neither of which you like! So why are we live-blogging it? Because you don’t want to be sober all day, do you? Play a drinking game if you must:
- Ed Reed gets called a “ballhawk” – drink
- Kerry Collins “gritty veteran” – drink
- Christmas Ape shows up in the chat solely to root against Baltimore – drink
- Joe Flacco throws it to someone besides Derrick Mason – drink
- Announcer makes reference to Ray Lewis’s legal problems WITHOUT mentioning his faith in God – Start setting shit on fire, because the world is ending
- Collins completes more passes to wide receivers than tight ends or running backs – world is ending
- Announcing team provides insightful, witty, even slightly humorous commentary - world is ending
- Meteor hits stadium, filling our atmosphere with debris and blotting out the sun – do a shot
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Wait, Lendale doesn’t actually look like that?
So when does Barrack Billick show up to make jokes about how many times John Harbaugh sucked off Terry McAulay?
i cant wait until tomorrow when we see that lendale white has found a camera and made an ass of himself
that Ray Lewis photoshop should be archived
devang Says:
January 10th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
That was a fucking SAfety!!
FIX YO REPLAY!
lendale fucking white…..yea that was a safety,but check back to alge crumpler at the one. THAT WAS A FUCKING FUMBLE! two points wouldnt have won us the game anyways
That was a fucking SAfety!!
Dan Dierdorf with a sand-wedge/Tiger Woods comparison to a punt! WOW Dierdorf What a master of the metaphor.
/sarcasm
Pretty sure that sentence will never appear anywhere on the intertubes, ever.
If Andy Reid promises never to grow a playoff beard again, I will root for him.
*maybe started drinking already*
CC, nice of you to set up situations that will lead to complete drunken annihilation before the second game! Thanks!
So was that man Pacman’s translator or what? I couldn’t understand a fuckin word he said.
AA? He still gon drank.
Should be blogging the PacMan interview.
OMG they just asked Pacman why he can’t stay away from strip clubs. Are you fuckin serious, it’s because of the tits! FUCK!
the fuck is a scrip club?
PACMAN IS ON. START THE FUCKING LIVEBLOG NOW.
Good to see Pacman still doesn’t look like a douche.
LenWhale is also fatter than that. And would be falling down on the line of scrimmage.
@JGavin – Whoops. Foiled by Google Image Search!
Too bad that’s not LenDale in the picture. LDW is #25, not #29, and wears a dark visor on his helmet.
Nice detective work, Columbo.
This may sound crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Ray Lewis didn’t really wield those knives in a game, either. Could you please investigate that for us, too?
blotting out the sun?? but it’s dark. how will we know…..how will we know?
/didn’t notice the knives in ray’s hands until the 5th glance at the picture
Well, 29 is also a fat slob. Tomayto, tomahto.
Too bad that’s not LenDale in the picture. LDW is #25, not #29, and wears a dark visor on his helmet.
That LenWhale is really a mudder. Cankles rule!
Ragnarok.