Chinese Uncurr Need Hit Botter Rittle Ress
Chinese uncurr keeping watch ovel Steerel lun to Supell Bowr. He make video to say he see me smirre during first prayoff game.
I am show foll you!
Sometime he get callied away. I see him in video do smoke and have lots arcohor, I think he hit hald by wife being thlown in plison by state. No smirre.
I stirr appleciate video message. But, uncurr, it’s no carred “chomponchip.” That’s emballassing. It carred Supell Bowrr. I arleady win one. You am knowing this!
He is knowing that Lavens is team furr of climinarr. I say lerax! Tellerr Suggs one who put bounty on me and he maybe no even pray! Get flightened off rike Mongorrian pussy. Even if he pray, I no wolly. Lavens asswhores tark and tark and tark, and they do nothing! Just rike Nolth Koleans. They maybe wolk togethel.
He ask about govelment in Amullica. I say sometime they do clazy thing rike change name. And othel time they just clooked. He undelstand clooked bettel.
Tags: hines wald is stirr me favolite steerel, rittle bit lacist, xmas ape
January 14th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Who holds a cigarette like that? What a gay.
/smokes Virginia Slim
January 14th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
So his name is now Steelersteel? And I though O’Malley making everything in MD purple was a bit over-the-top. “I’ll see your douchebaggery, Bawlmer, and raise you this extreme retardation.”
January 14th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Lavenstahr now Steerelstahr? No smirre!
January 14th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Turns out the Chinese Toby Radloff is a Steelers fan, not a Browns fan.
January 14th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Damn mongorrians arways teal down city warr.
January 14th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@ Yinzer B: *shitty warr*
January 14th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Steerers Chinese
Steerers pray joke
Steerers go pee-pee
in your Coke!
January 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I’m shocked at how quickly I can read Hinespeak. Maybe I should get more work done? Fuckit.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Spanky, I am with you. Flew through that post.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
That’s gotta go on http://www.engrish.com! Hinespeak be almost as good as Ray Ray speak. HH@showoffsports.com
January 14th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
The Ravens should buy Kim Jong Il tickets to the game, that’d flip that smile upside down.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Is that the Chinese version of “The BS Report”?
“I say lerax!” killed me.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Who cares if the Mayors name is Ravenstahl? If it was Lavenstahl, now that would be a problem.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Good stuff there.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Is that the Chinese version of the Iraqi Information Minister?
January 14th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
hines wald, wo ai ni
January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Hines Wald stalt PloFraWa!!
January 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
PoFraWa…ass.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I’m shocked at how quickly I can read Hinespeak.
I don’t even see the code anymore, all I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead…
January 14th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
“I say lerax!” – that’s going on my tombstone
/updates will
January 14th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
There it is! When I saw hines smirre like that during the game, I knew it had to show up here sooner or later! That is one fantastic supel smirre funtime.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@j4b
I don’t even see the code anymore, all I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead…
Bravo. +1
January 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
j4b, don’t you mean “brond, blunette, ledhead”?
January 14th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
@Major Mer: Touché, you are collect sil.
January 14th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
“Chinese uncurr keeping watch ovel Steerel lun to Supell Bowr. He make video to say he see me smirre during first prayoff game.”
Hines, Hines, Hines…ancestor worship will only take you so far.
“Beat dem! No…sclatch them!”
Fellow Stiller Lady Jane Grey would approve.
January 14th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
JEAN Grey…Dammit. *sigh*
*hangs head*
January 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
The next time I whip out my dong in front of an unsuspecting lady-friend, I’ll make sure to say, “I am show foll you!”
January 14th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Keep the Chinese Steerers fan away from Jean Grey.
“Good News!”
January 14th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Guys, Hines is Korean. This is just sloppy journalism.
January 14th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
“You will not just beat them, You will scratch them”
January 14th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I second “make it snow” on both counts. Hines was documented in Jet magazine after the SB XL win going to Korea with his Korean mother.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
“Lavens asswhores tark and tark and tark, and they do nothing! Just rike Nolth Koleans.”
Awesome.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
“Everybody in China knows that!”
This is the Steelers homer version of “Nobody denies this!” or “Am I right?”
January 14th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Stahlersteel may need to change his identity, but we don’t need a new name to know Sheila Dixon is a stealer!
AHAHAHAHAH i’m so witty.
January 15th, 2009 at 7:45 am
SCRATCH EM!!! goot niews !! Tsing Tao shitty bear!!
January 15th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
“Everybody in China knows that!” should have an “INDEED!”
January 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Gud Nieuws!