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	<title>Comments on: Cardinals fans breathe collective sigh of relief that this family didn&#8217;t breed any further</title>
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		<title>By: Throwbacks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Throwbacks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m an avid football fan so I found this post to be really interesting. I can&#039;t thank you enough for taking the time to post ! I&#039;ll be adding your site to my newsreader and letting my users know about your site as well.
thank!
John</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m an avid football fan so I found this post to be really interesting. I can&#8217;t thank you enough for taking the time to post ! I&#8217;ll be adding your site to my newsreader and letting my users know about your site as well.<br />
thank!<br />
John</p>
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		<title>By: Joey Porter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joey Porter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FIX YO TEEF</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FIX YO TEEF</p>
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		<title>By: Gennifer With A G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gennifer With A G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Browns fans everywhere are loving this...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Browns fans everywhere are loving this&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Bill Bixby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bill Bixby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how does the child of Ursala from Little Mermaid and that toothless prospector look relatively normal?  He must have some weird deformity somewhere.

if only they could all lose tomorrow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how does the child of Ursala from Little Mermaid and that toothless prospector look relatively normal?  He must have some weird deformity somewhere.</p>
<p>if only they could all lose tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>By: Dude Manbrough</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dude Manbrough</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes I&#039;m just plain embarrassed to admit that I even like NFL football, lest I be associated with....people like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m just plain embarrassed to admit that I even like NFL football, lest I be associated with&#8230;.people like that.</p>
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		<title>By: Kitsune</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kitsune</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I _KNEW_ these assholes had to be from York County!  It&#039;s the only way to explain why it&#039;s those 3 teams in the same household.

I hate being from South Central Pennsylvania.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I _KNEW_ these assholes had to be from York County!  It&#8217;s the only way to explain why it&#8217;s those 3 teams in the same household.</p>
<p>I hate being from South Central Pennsylvania.</p>
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		<title>By: Jacko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jacko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She could scare a goat off a mountain. (... shiver)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She could scare a goat off a mountain. (&#8230; shiver)</p>
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		<title>By: foxxy brown</title>
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		<dc:creator>foxxy brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;brain damage, i guess.  that&#039;s the only thing i can explain.&quot;

me too.

/[very quietly says] i wear multiple rings and i&#039;m nothing at all like that bitch</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;brain damage, i guess.  that&#8217;s the only thing i can explain.&#8221;</p>
<p>me too.</p>
<p>/[very quietly says] i wear multiple rings and i&#8217;m nothing at all like that bitch</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>K, I&#039;m not usually one to make fat jokes, but by weight, I think the mom could play on any of those teams. We know she has access to a helmet. Also, she seems to be wearing a ring (sometimes more than 1) on every finger. What the fuck is wrong with people? Even women shouldn&#039;t wear that much jewelry. Even if I didn&#039;t know about the plethora of NFL-licensed crap in their home, the multiple rings would tell me to stay far away from her. 

Transplant these people to Texas, replace all their Steelers/Eagles/Ravens crap with Cowboys crap and you&#039;d have the typical Cowboys fan, only you have to add Cowboys mud flaps to the Ford F-150. Same average weight and number of teeth, too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>K, I&#8217;m not usually one to make fat jokes, but by weight, I think the mom could play on any of those teams. We know she has access to a helmet. Also, she seems to be wearing a ring (sometimes more than 1) on every finger. What the fuck is wrong with people? Even women shouldn&#8217;t wear that much jewelry. Even if I didn&#8217;t know about the plethora of NFL-licensed crap in their home, the multiple rings would tell me to stay far away from her. </p>
<p>Transplant these people to Texas, replace all their Steelers/Eagles/Ravens crap with Cowboys crap and you&#8217;d have the typical Cowboys fan, only you have to add Cowboys mud flaps to the Ford F-150. Same average weight and number of teeth, too.</p>
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		<title>By: HumbleBoltFan</title>
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		<dc:creator>HumbleBoltFan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;that dude must of gotten curbed something fierce by ed norton …&quot;

Coincidentally, Ed Norton is an Orioles fan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;that dude must of gotten curbed something fierce by ed norton …&#8221;</p>
<p>Coincidentally, Ed Norton is an Orioles fan.</p>
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