Cardinals fans breathe collective sigh of relief that this family didn’t breed any further


“I don’t know what’s wrong with my parents.” Well for starters- Dad’s got no teeth, Mom’s got no neck. And neither of them are able to resist the urge to buy any cheap piece of junk with a team logo slapped on it. I am now officially off the fence– goooooo Arizona!!!!

 

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42 Responses to “Cardinals fans breathe collective sigh of relief that this family didn’t breed any further”

  1. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Their gay cousin LOVES the Cardinals.

  2. Otto Man Says:

    Jack Lambert had a sex change operation?

  3. Nestminder Says:

    “my son looks like his father and takes after his father”

    Apparently Dad didn’t shoot himself as a teen after seeing this video though.

  4. Bassett Says:

    that dude must of gotten curbed something fierce by ed norton …

  5. blacknsquid Says:

    I didn’t need that. Those two had sex at least once 17 years ago…

  6. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    “The Philadelphia Eagles. Always have been the best, and always will be.”

    Google results for “Philadelphia Eagles Win Superbowl” :

    - Zero results.

    Good job, 16 year old consumer whore douchebag. Back to playing Everquest 2.

  7. Upstate Underdog Says:

    “I’ve always rooted for the underdog” – Raven fan dad

    I wish that guy wouldn’t root for me.

  8. flubby Says:

    “You weak-minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.”

  9. Dan From Chicago Says:

    i n b r e e d s

    /cue the banjos………….

  10. Otto Man Says:

    +1 Flubby

    Now that we’re all mourning the untimely death of With Leather, it’s good to laugh.

  11. putridstinkstar Says:

    Christ look at that tire around her neck.

  12. Weed Against Speed Says:

    A little too much chlorine in that gene pool.

  13. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    I’m too stunned to say anything.

  14. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    @ Otto: Now we know how the owners of the Superdome felt.

  15. Slothrop Says:

    Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

  16. putridstinkstar Says:

    Steely wept.

  17. smeos Says:

    Is this what passes for sexy Friday now?

    Fuck you guys. I was just logging on, ready to take advantage of some afternoon privacy for a little pre-lunch spank, and I thought “Hey, I might as well go to KSK first and see if there’s any new cheerleader pictures.” Well, there weren’t. And now my boner’s dead.

    So once again, fuck you. From now on, I jerk first and then come here.

  18. Quentin LogJammin' Says:

    this is good and all, but my question is who the fuck are these people at with leather. used to be some usual suspects from here and a couple other quality commenters…does anyone know where they came from?

  19. PirateSloth Says:

    This post needs more kill kill kill

    /goes back to watching Planet Earth and lions nom nom nom on an elephant

  20. Brian Says:

    does anyone know where they came from?

    It seems they got sick of WWTDD.com and decided to move to With Leather. Apparently, there’s no other place on the internet for them to hang out at and post their yearbook-quality prose every three seconds.

  21. Doc Holliday Says:

    Right after this video was completed, the mother died from heart failure.

    True Story

  22. Rocco Says:

    The “True Story” disclaimer just keeps cracking me up.

  23. Anquan Emboldened Says:

    watching the NFL Network at 12:47 pst, and Larry Fitzgerald is Lil Wayne.

  24. Ace Decade Says:

    There’s a reason why the band Live named a song called “Shit Town” after York, Pennsylvania, and these people are it.

  25. SL22 Says:

    I’d hit it.

  26. TurleyGirlie Says:

    It’s so sad about WL. I used to enjoy the comments as much as the blog (sorry, Uff). Now I lose IQ points just thinking about clicking on “comments.”

  27. Animal Mother Says:

    Is that a picture of Jabba the Hut or the mother?

  28. Upstate Underdog Says:

    I think most of the WWTDD folks are looking for another home, I expect WL to be back to normal sooner than later.

  29. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Just off camera, there’s a white trash, tweaker Carrie Fisher in a tinfoil bikini chained by the neck to the Steelers fan’s LaZ Boy.

  30. Mike Lupica Says:

    Booooshooda.

  31. normmac Says:

    I fucking hate poor people. Because of You tube I have to see trashy people like this now on a daily basis.

  32. nazz nomad Says:

    Clearly, the parents were using a Cardinals condom 17 years ago.

  33. HumbleBoltFan Says:

    “that dude must of gotten curbed something fierce by ed norton …”

    Coincidentally, Ed Norton is an Orioles fan.

  34. Slash Says:

    K, I’m not usually one to make fat jokes, but by weight, I think the mom could play on any of those teams. We know she has access to a helmet. Also, she seems to be wearing a ring (sometimes more than 1) on every finger. What the fuck is wrong with people? Even women shouldn’t wear that much jewelry. Even if I didn’t know about the plethora of NFL-licensed crap in their home, the multiple rings would tell me to stay far away from her.

    Transplant these people to Texas, replace all their Steelers/Eagles/Ravens crap with Cowboys crap and you’d have the typical Cowboys fan, only you have to add Cowboys mud flaps to the Ford F-150. Same average weight and number of teeth, too.

  35. foxxy brown Says:

    “brain damage, i guess. that’s the only thing i can explain.”

    me too.

    /[very quietly says] i wear multiple rings and i’m nothing at all like that bitch

  36. Jacko Says:

    She could scare a goat off a mountain. (… shiver)

  37. Kitsune Says:

    I _KNEW_ these assholes had to be from York County! It’s the only way to explain why it’s those 3 teams in the same household.

    I hate being from South Central Pennsylvania.

  38. Dude Manbrough Says:

    Sometimes I’m just plain embarrassed to admit that I even like NFL football, lest I be associated with….people like that.

  39. Bill Bixby Says:

    how does the child of Ursala from Little Mermaid and that toothless prospector look relatively normal? He must have some weird deformity somewhere.

    if only they could all lose tomorrow.

  40. Gennifer With A G Says:

    Browns fans everywhere are loving this…

  41. Joey Porter Says:

    FIX YO TEEF

  42. Throwbacks Says:

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    thank!
    John

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