Mike Tomlin: Ben, glad to have you back at practice yesterday. Last time we played the Chargers, we outgained them almost two-to-one but only came away with nine points from the offense. Gotta improve on that.
Ben Roethlisberger: …
Mike Tomlin: Ben! You with me? I know you passed the memory test, but I’mma need you sharp out there. Can’t afford mental mistakes in the playoffs.
Roethlisberger: HEADSPOT FEELS GROGGY. TOO MUCH HEAD IN THE GROG
MUST…KEEP HEAD IN MULTIPLAYER GAME
Tomlin: Comrade! We must exterminate the scum that has laid waste to our homeland. Take your gun and strike them down!
Ben: AYE AYE COACH
Roethlisberger: HEINZ FIELD IN BETTER SHAPE THAN NORMAL. GOT MY PEW MACHINE READY. LET’S GREASE US SOME JAPS!
WAIT – I THOUGHT I WAS IN A RUSSIA STAGE! THIS WAR TAKING A TOLL ON THE BEN
WHAT’S IN THAT TREE!?
OH, THERE’S A TREE IN THAT TREE.
AAAAAHHHHHH NO, HOW’D THE JAPS RECRUIT YOU HINES? DON’T WANNA GREASE THE HINES. HE’S THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO SCORE ME THE CHOCO TACO
HIT R2 BUTTON!
WHEW – BROKE HINES TACKLE. THAT WAS TOO CLOSE
WHY THE NATE DAWG IN MY SCOPE? DON’T WANNA PEW HIM EITHER. THIS WAR IS TURNING STEELER AGAINST STEELER. THIS IS THE WORST TRIP THE BEN EVER BEEN ON.
[Mike Scifres pooch punts grenade at him]
LINEMEN PLEASE FALL ON GRENADE FOR THE BEN
BEN NOT DEAD?
WHEN I SIGN UP FOR THE XBOX HEAD MEMBERSHIP?
IT KINDA COOL
I want more like this!
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