Buzzsaw! Matty Ice! Not Much Defense! It’s a Wild Cardkkake!
Kurt Warner makes his savior-approved return to the prayoffs playoffs, while Matt Ryan makes his debut. I wonder even during a playoff game what the percentage of Cardinals fans will be in the Pink Taco? 55 percent? Expect copious clips of the ‘47 Chicago Cardinals squad.
Kurt better get shine on as the league’s most devout QB in now, because once Tim Tebow comes to town next year, it’s gonna be a messy Lord-off between the two of them for most overt, discomfiting displays of faith. I think the young guy can take him.
And if I can’t have Tramp Stamp Buzzsaw Girl, Face Paint Buzzsaw Girls will serve as a fine proxy. Let it be so!
Tags: Buzzsaw tramp stamp girl can watch with me, Live Blogification, matty ice, playoffs, the buzzsaw that is the arizona cardinals, xmas ape
January 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 am
Tramp stamp Buzzsaw girls’s daddy must’ve been a meat burgler, cause it looks like someone stuffed two fine hams down the back of her pants.
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:08 am
Prayoffs? I thought the Steelers weren’t playing until next week
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
Well, I guess they kind of look like Cardinals. I mean I’m baked to the high heavens and it’s still a stretch.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 am
I’ll see you bitches at 4:15. Gotta go drank. BULLEE DAT.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:11 am
Tonight’s pregame show is being brought to us by Costas, Collinsworth, Olberman, Patrick, Bettis, Tiki Bitchass, and Peter King.
/Deciding between hanging myself now or waiting until after lunch.
//Could just change the channel I guess.
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:19 am
I think it’s cool that those girls made their teeth match their yellow beak paint! Thanks for the effort ladies!
January 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Somewhere Leitch is writing an erotic fanfic about those Cardinals’ girls.
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Patrick and Collinsworth…ALONE…would be a more than worthy pregame show.
Adding Costas is redundant because he’s just a “Troll” version of Patrick.
Adding Olbermann is almost acceptable because of the old rapport with Patrick but he gets less and less interesting and more “Vic the Brick” every year.
King is just fucking useless, a Norm Peterson replicant playing cheerleader for his idols.
Barber is probably most famous for whiny retirement that cost him a Super Bowl ring
And Bettis…well, supposedly you do need a former jock in the studio, but that’s what Collinsworth’s for, even though he’s actually intelligent, making us forget he’s from the same origins as the Emmits, Troys, and Phils of the world.
I fucking hate the NBC pregame.
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Now that the term “tramp stamp” has made getting the ass-crack tattoo sort of a white trash thing to do, what will well-to-do suburban whores in their early 20’s do now to prove how edgy they are?
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
@ johndewar
sleep with the pool boy?
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Now that the term “tramp stamp” has made getting the ass-crack tattoo sort of a white trash thing to do, what will well-to-do suburban whores in their early 20’s do now to prove how edgy they are?
Diamond stud in the nostril still works.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Under no circumstances is it okay for girls to go with face paint.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Those girls look like they are trying to be friendly Jokers. I don’t believe it.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I’d hit either, face paint or not.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
They look like the floating eyes from Dig Dug
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Hey, how did I get all that yellow and red paint on my crotch?
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
You aren’t supposed to paint your teeth yellow, ladies.
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
The TVs at the office aren’t working. I am going to fucking punch a baby
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
yea,gal on the left has been eating butter and mustard sandwiches all day. fucking nasty
January 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Warner the Burniator: http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7449/warnortheburninatorqq9.jpg
January 4th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Ahh, the liveblog that dares to compare NFL personalities to Homestar Runner characters.