Kurt Warner makes his savior-approved return to the prayoffs playoffs, while Matt Ryan makes his debut. I wonder even during a playoff game what the percentage of Cardinals fans will be in the Pink Taco? 55 percent? Expect copious clips of the ’47 Chicago Cardinals squad.
Kurt better get shine on as the league’s most devout QB in now, because once Tim Tebow comes to town next year, it’s gonna be a messy Lord-off between the two of them for most overt, discomfiting displays of faith. I think the young guy can take him.
And if I can’t have Tramp Stamp Buzzsaw Girl, Face Paint Buzzsaw Girls will serve as a fine proxy. Let it be so!
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Ahh, the liveblog that dares to compare NFL personalities to Homestar Runner characters.
Warner the Burniator: http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7449/warnortheburninatorqq9.jpg
yea,gal on the left has been eating butter and mustard sandwiches all day. fucking nasty
The TVs at the office aren’t working. I am going to fucking punch a baby
You aren’t supposed to paint your teeth yellow, ladies.
Hey, how did I get all that yellow and red paint on my crotch?
They look like the floating eyes from Dig Dug
I’d hit either, face paint or not.
Those girls look like they are trying to be friendly Jokers. I don’t believe it.
Under no circumstances is it okay for girls to go with face paint.
Now that the term “tramp stamp” has made getting the ass-crack tattoo sort of a white trash thing to do, what will well-to-do suburban whores in their early 20’s do now to prove how edgy they are?
Diamond stud in the nostril still works.
@ johndewar
sleep with the pool boy?
Now that the term “tramp stamp” has made getting the ass-crack tattoo sort of a white trash thing to do, what will well-to-do suburban whores in their early 20′s do now to prove how edgy they are?
Patrick and Collinsworth…ALONE…would be a more than worthy pregame show.
Adding Costas is redundant because he’s just a “Troll” version of Patrick.
Adding Olbermann is almost acceptable because of the old rapport with Patrick but he gets less and less interesting and more “Vic the Brick” every year.
King is just fucking useless, a Norm Peterson replicant playing cheerleader for his idols.
Barber is probably most famous for whiny retirement that cost him a Super Bowl ring
And Bettis…well, supposedly you do need a former jock in the studio, but that’s what Collinsworth’s for, even though he’s actually intelligent, making us forget he’s from the same origins as the Emmits, Troys, and Phils of the world.
I fucking hate the NBC pregame.
Somewhere Leitch is writing an erotic fanfic about those Cardinals’ girls.
I think it’s cool that those girls made their teeth match their yellow beak paint! Thanks for the effort ladies!
Tonight’s pregame show is being brought to us by Costas, Collinsworth, Olberman, Patrick, Bettis, Tiki Bitchass, and Peter King.
/Deciding between hanging myself now or waiting until after lunch.
//Could just change the channel I guess.
I’ll see you bitches at 4:15. Gotta go drank. BULLEE DAT.
Well, I guess they kind of look like Cardinals. I mean I’m baked to the high heavens and it’s still a stretch.
Prayoffs? I thought the Steelers weren’t playing until next week
Tramp stamp Buzzsaw girls’s daddy must’ve been a meat burgler, cause it looks like someone stuffed two fine hams down the back of her pants.