“I wanted another Super Bowl trophy, and we’re not going to get it this year even though we deserved it!!!”
Rob is a Giants fan. Rob is distraught because the Giants couldn’t close the deal at home in the playoffs. This is truly one of the sorriest displays I have ever seen. Even his friends make no attempt to hide their contempt for this blubbering fat fuck. I’m normally a pretty laid back guy, but I hate this guy. I am pissed that I have to pause from the business of pissing off Steelers fans to address this sorry situation.
Unless I see a shit-ton of Giants fans completely disavowing this loser in the comments, I will have no choice but to assume he is representative of you all.
[ thanks to reader Nick S. for the tip ]
Tags: #47 = MVP, fat people, he had a similar reaction when somebody ate the last Drake's Devil Dog
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January 24th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
The girl gets it right about 12 seconds in.
January 24th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
You may think me a loser…but wow. I think I feel like Giacomo Casanova compared that obese whiner. What I don’t understand is why the chick is arguing with him instead of slapping him repeatedly until he grows up, or at least passes out.
Also, I would so like to fuck the chick in the background calling him a pussy.
January 24th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
He should probably just go ahead and bite the bullet and eat a bullet.
January 24th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
hahaha…. i second that mark..
January 24th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
The guy coming in at the end pretty much encapsulated all of our views, I think
January 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Man, this makes me feel better about being a Cowboys fan.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I thought all fat people were jolly.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
So much cursing. It’s like their vocabulary consists of one word.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
oh my lord, the guy that comes in at the end is a fucking saint
January 24th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Oh, and I hate fans who say “we” as if they’re part of the team.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Sweet lord…and I thought Broncos fans were whiny.
Why didn’t one of his friends just knock him out??
January 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Artie Lange thinks this guy needs to get his life together.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Giants fan. That was so disgusting I couldn’t even watch it all. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to my room and cry while my sister calls me a pussy.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
This is why the terrorists hate us
January 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
This just in: Miss Indiana is Miss America. Ho. Ly. Shit.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Question: Why does it sound like Mila Kunis is the one trying to talk him off the ledge?
Gotta be honest, though; I’m willing to cut the guy a little (A LITTLE!) slack. He’s likely fucking tanked as all hell. While I would fuck the shit out of the girl behind the fat guy, I still think she’s a cunt. And the dude at the end of the video strikes me as a fucking asshole. If you didn’t like this fat fuck so much, why’d you even invite him over in the first place?
January 24th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Coincidentally, this was exactly my reaction when Miss Wisconsin didn’t make the final twelve. JUST WAY TOO SOON. JUST WAY TOO SOON. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
too bad the cops took all my guns away…
January 24th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
fagosexual
January 24th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
oh my GOD this piece of shit has the constitution of a spoiled 5 year old child! I hope he gets analy sodomized by a coked up Lawrence Taylor.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Apparently there is crying after wetting your super bowl championship bed sheets.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Rob is a fucking fag. Which makes me wonder why he is hanging out with at least one young, decent looking chick (see girl in back). Oh wait, girls like hanging out with sensitive gay guys. Nevermind.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
You could substitute the “Patriots” or “Jets” where this guy says Giants.
Everybody in that area of the country sounds like this fuck stain
January 24th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Men, when even a girl is calling you a pussy, you may want to just go ahead and turn in your testicles. Damn.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
This guy would make the Pope change his views on abortion.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Cheer up, big fella! You’ll see that sailboat in no time!
January 24th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Boo-fucking-hoo, big boy.
/Every Eagles fan still waiting for trophy #1
January 24th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
If you beat a team in the regular season they shouldn’t be able to play you in the playoffs…or be in the playoffs…or run their mouths about a 10-6 regular season…
/no one denies this?
January 24th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
At least they got a chance to defend their Super Bowl title, unlike Pittsburgh. Plus, I wouldn’t say beating a team because they didn’t have a snapper “beat[ing] their asses”.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
+1 Stitchface
January 24th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s Ahmad’s Bradshaw
January 24th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
This is one of those times suicide is the answer…
January 25th, 2009 at 12:05 am
I’m sure this is real, but if it isn’t it’s an absolutely fantastic acting job – I feel uncomfortable watching it. Like the rape scene in Boys Don’t Cry. *shudder*
January 25th, 2009 at 12:41 am
I’m wondering how & why any women are voluntarily in the vicinity of that fat whiny asshole.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:43 am
this guy is seriously still on the tit. don’t know about the hot chick tho. she gave the universal “triangle” sign for baginer that lezbos are so fond of. just sayin.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:46 am
But is this guy a bigger douche than Mickey?
January 25th, 2009 at 12:47 am
*sighs*
The Giants started their downward spiral the moment Plaxico’s gunshot wound fully let its wrath be known.
Giants are out, but there’s still next year.
To the blubbering fan, get a life.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:00 am
ROTFLMAO at the notion that KSK posts are “pissing off Steelers fans.”
So far, your shit has been weak…especially from self proclaimed “writers.”
Bring it, haters.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Oh my fucking God. This fat bastard is actually crying…no…blubbering about his Giants losing and not being able to win the Super Bowl again? “This team is my life.” Wow. Someone get this fat piece of horse excrement a cyanide tablet STAT.
@Charles in Charge: You’re right brotha. The Boys didn’t make the playoffs and you didn’t see me crying like a little bitch about it. Goddamn fatty get the fuck over it before Sal and Vito take you out back and beat you with a tire iron.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:33 am
All those years ago, it should’ve been a blow job.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Definitely from NJ, not NY.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:45 am
@LaFavre
i hope i have never looked like that on cocaine.normally just standard paranoia i think,but then again,that titans loss to the ravens was awful…..
and i never knew jonah hill liked the giants
January 25th, 2009 at 1:49 am
If the guy was thinner I’d swear this was Real World: Brooklyn.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Dear Fat People,
You can’t drink as much as you think you can.
Dear Drunks,
If your friend ever starts filming you’re totally allowed to coldcock em’… with your cock.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:15 am
This guy just damaged masculinity as a concept. Our entire gender is lessened. We need something badass like another Sullenberger water landing to restore our respectability.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Listen right after the dude verbally rapes Rob….the girl’s all, “focus”…”focus”. That was fuckin’ awesome!
January 25th, 2009 at 2:17 am
that was fucking GREAT!
FUCK NYG
FUCK WAS
FUCK PHI
January 25th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Wow — how long till this guy walks down a prison hallway serenaded by chants of “Fresh fish! Fresh fish!”
His friends should have made him do the Truffle Shuffle to keep them from putting this clip on YouTube.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:10 am
New Yorkers are the worst people in the world. Possibly the universe. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
January 25th, 2009 at 3:41 am
I didn’t even read the entry, I just wanted to brag for calling the Miss America pageant. So fuck you guys, MISS INDIANA!
/starts streaking throughout neighborhood in 38 degree weather, as celebration
//thank God my neighbor is SAPD, so he wouldn’t give a shit if I really did
January 25th, 2009 at 4:17 am
@Amazo:
Evelybody in China knows this.
@ the blubbering tub in the video:
You should end it all. Please. Might I suggest chucking yourself under a bus tire?
January 25th, 2009 at 4:18 am
AHAHAHAHAHA. I was very much hoping this would make it to KSK. There is now a fat fucker in this world that I hate more than our beloved coach Wade.
January 25th, 2009 at 4:24 am
Giants fan here, disavowing this loser. I can only hope he’s really, really hammered.
January 25th, 2009 at 6:14 am
I love the comments about the girl in the back when I can put money on it that she no older than 17. Way to go you To Catch a Predator loving, Hannah Montana late-night watching, pedifiles. With all the scattered ass all over the internet you choose an alright looking senior in high school in sweat pants and a wife beater to swoon over.
“The only time it is deemed appropriate to get off to a minor is when watching vintage Tracy Lords.”
January 25th, 2009 at 6:47 am
greatest cosolation prize ever for “the fucken Eagles!?”
January 25th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Of course I was disappointed in how the season ended — I’m disappointed every time the season ends without the big trophy. However, I recognize I’ve been fortunate enough to see my team win the big trophy three times in my adult life, which is more that a lot of people can say.
I also recognize that the Giants suffered a critical injury (Burress’ brain-cramp), and after that weren’t “the best team in the league” anymore.
So, fuck that “deserved it” shit. Either you get it done inside the white lines, or you don’t.
January 25th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Why do we make fun of MAssholes when you’ve got targets like this…?
January 25th, 2009 at 8:54 am
I didn’t know Lorenzen cared so much.
January 25th, 2009 at 9:00 am
At least he’s not circulating a petition to the NFL to get the Giants extra time against the Eagles.
/18-1 still sucks donkey balls
//Massholes make this guy look like Fedor Emelianenko
January 25th, 2009 at 9:14 am
What a pussy. As a lifelong Giants fan since the dark days of the mid-’70’s, I’m mortified. He needs to be a Cowgirls fan.
January 25th, 2009 at 9:20 am
@TDD: Age of consent over here is 16.
Swish.
January 25th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Giants fan here. Yeah this guy is a moronic fat fuck and #47 is MVP but shit, you can’t win ‘em all guy.
/18-1
January 25th, 2009 at 10:02 am
I appreciated how the guy at the end took a page out of the Vito Corleone playbook.
“You can act like a man!”
January 25th, 2009 at 10:06 am
You think he’s crying now, wait til’ they take the Shamrock Shake away.
/Giants fan, this clown is dead to me.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Nice to see Martha Dumptruck made something of herself after graduating from Westerberg High.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I am a Giants fan and I would like to personally thank this worthless piece of shit for subjecting me to the constant barrage of e-mails from friends who saw this and think this applies to all Giants fans. What a fucktard!
January 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am
As much as I want to disavow this guy, I want him to be our spokesperson for Giants fans everywhere. Maybe his tears will get us the retractable roof that our new stadium so needs..
January 25th, 2009 at 11:24 am
It’s the lesser-known Manning brother… Lard-ass Manning… Archie hid him in the basement til he was 25, then cut him loose on society…
January 25th, 2009 at 11:27 am
But seriously – the best part is the chick at the beginning gesturing & mouthing “pussy”, then pointing at the the long-lost disavowed Manning lovechild…
January 25th, 2009 at 11:28 am
My cousin has similar reactions when the Giants lose. He’s 7.
January 25th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Oh god, I couldnt make it past the 5 second mark on that. I’m not sure if that would work as a parody of Giants fans – lets face it, I don’t think there is any team in professional sports whose fanbase is even remotely like that, even whiny Boston fans.
January 25th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Man, this makes me feel better about being a Cowboys fan.
This makes me feel better about being a lot of things.
/Could only make it through about 35 seconds
January 25th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Im a giants fan and he is a fucking pussy as claimed by the chick 12 seconds in. He needs some anal and maybe hell calm down
January 25th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Donkey Lips really needs to grow a pair,
January 25th, 2009 at 11:51 am
TOday I am ashamed to be Giants fan because of this fat blubbering fuck.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I would love to hear what the Tawmstah has to say about this guy! No one denies this!
January 25th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I wanted another LiveBlog this year, and we’re not going to get one even though we deserved it!!!
Univisions showing futbol today, can we LiveBlog that? Or how about a dog show? Maybe the TNT showing of the DaVinci Code?
January 25th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
the saddest thing is that I’m pretty sure with the references to Arizona and Pittsburgh this happened after the championship games. Buck up you loser, the Giants season ended a while ago.
also that broad pointing at her crotch is super hot.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
LEAVE ELI ALONE!
January 25th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
+1, clmetsfan. The Giants should have to shoot themselves for allowing this guy to be a fan. And no hiding the gun this time, Antonio.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
need more video of girls pointing at their moose knuckles…..
/she’s 18
//at least thats what she told me
January 25th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
@Davenport Dumper:
Are you that girl’s uncle or something? So some strangers think your niece would be a good fuck. Calm down.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
i guess the recording cut off before he got to the part where he cries that this never would have happened if Shockey was still there
January 25th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Funny you say that foxxy, since just out of the camera eye is a tear-stained “Boss” jersey.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
So who is > #47 girl or Fuck Da Eagles girl?
+ many foxxy!
January 25th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Looks like David Tyree no longer has a monopoly on the phrase “Giant Snatch”.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
As a Giants fan. I feel I must channel my inner Coach Bud Kilmer ala varsity Blues.
“Cry me a river you fat fuck! You’re the reason why Giants fans look like goddamn sore losers”
Things like this piss me off to no end! Fuck fair-weather fans!
January 25th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
even more annoying than the crying is how he uses the royal “we”. I’m pretty sure that dude never suited up for the Giants.
that dude is never going to get laid.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Oh for fucks sake. He wouldn’t last one goddamn season as a Lions fan. Pussy.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@ throwbot
“the saddest thing is that I’m pretty sure with the references to Arizona and Pittsburgh this happened after the championship games. Buck up you loser, the Giants season ended a while ago.”
This also makes me want to believe it’s fake. Immediately after the game, you can maybe justify that reaction (no you can’t, just go with me for a minute,) but A WEEK LATER?! That’s just pathetic.
The girl in the background doesn’t look as good the 2nd time. Then again, do they ever?
January 25th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
+1 CR
That fat tub of shit would throw himself in front of a bus after half a season cheering for the Lions…
/got his e-mail?
//we ARE looking for O-Lineman
///couldnt possibly be worse than George Foster
January 25th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
@ bill-o
it’s not fake man
January 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Maybe he just needs to be loved…Eli understands this pain.
But don’t get Plaxico – he’ll just shoot Rob in the leg.
January 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
See that’s not the reaction of a real Giants fan. The rest of us pick one or more of the following to complain about (repeat over and over to the point that it becomes a greeting)
1. Fuck the Eagles
2. Fuck Eli
3. Fuck Gilbride
4. Fuck McNabb
5. Fuck Westbrook (surprisingly not applicable this time)
6. Fuck ___(insert reciever who dropped a pass)
7. How the Fuck did we lose to a green marshmallow with head AGAIN?
January 25th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
DISAVOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE DISAVOW THIS GUY. am i right?
January 25th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I’ll take Guys Who’ve Never Been Laid for $400, Alex.
January 25th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
That guy looks like a young Peter King. He’s got a bright future.
January 25th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Star Wars Kid? Is that you!!??
January 25th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I thought she was about to pull down her sweats to make her point at the :16 mark.
/the sweats came off two beers later
January 25th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
“Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.”
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
January 25th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Thanks for having this up on your website! I am the person in the video and again, a website puts the video up, but forgets to add how much I had to drink that night!
I don’t really care either way, the whole night was a shitstorm of alcohol, and this is what happens, I guess. Hell, I don’t even remember it fucking happening.
You guys are going way too easy on me. What your saying is only making me laugh. Come on, I’m sure you can do much better then that! Oh, and sorry to be the first one in the history of mankind to do something totally dtupid while drunk! My fault.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Oh, silly Rob. No one said you were the first one in history to do something stupid while drunk. The lamest, most pathetic one in history, sure. But not the first.
“The whole night was a shitstorm of alcohol, and this is what happens I guess.” Actually, let me consult my Big Book O’ What Happens When You Get Drunk, volume 8. Sez here that, yep, 99.999997 percent of the time, a shitstorm of drinking leads to sex, vomiting, or sex and vomiting. Only .000003 percent of the time does it lead to prepubescent blubbering over a loss by a sports team. The facts don’t lie, dude.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
if i was a giants fan and i was there i would have kicked your fat ass. but i’m not, and i wasn’t, so i guess i’ll just have to laugh at your fat ass over the interwebz. that is fucking embarrassing dude. there is no excusing it with alcohol. just like if i were to have left that party with a chick as fat as you….
the way you shirk accountability i would have guessed you a cowboys fan.
fat fuck.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
i love the phoney soft R’s and over active north jersey hand movements. rob, if you actually liked sports, you wouldnt cry after a team beats you for the second straight time in your own stadium. that we were the better team shit is what makes you fans arrogant and weak. buck up fella. Eli will be back next season with the same okey-doke lazy burress-less approach. you jerkoffs backed into the playoffs like a homo on exstacy.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
f–K THAT KID MAN, IM MORE PISSED OF THAT REXY IS GOING TO LEAVE THE BEARS-YOU DONT SEE ME CRYING AND SHIT. WE”L HAVE OUR REVENGE CHICAGO FANS…………….
January 25th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Update: Think of something more to say then just fat jokes. I realize I’m fat, in that I am the one putting the fattening foods, into my fat mouth. I’m actually from New York and yes, I guess we did back into the playoffs..at 11-1 and you know..we won a game to get home field advantage..but ..yeah your correct.
I’m that kind of guy that likes to be in that 0.000003 percent.
By all means, say what makes you people feel good, but it doesn’t have an impact on me in the slightest. This is making me a celebrity..so by all means continue.
Thanks for watching =]
January 25th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
“By all means, say what makes you people feel good, but it doesn’t have an impact on me in the slightest.”
Whew. Well, thank god for that. Otherwise, your constant insistence that you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY ARE NOT BOTHERED IN ANY WAY BY ANYTHING THAT ANY MEAN PERSON ON THE INTERWEB SAYS, EVER would start to seem a little defensive.
Which is more than you can say for the Giants’ defense in the playoffs.
January 25th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
a celebrity like kanye west only broke and fat? or maybe a celebrity like kevin federline except your talent is crying like a little bitch and drooling on your sweatshirt? wait no… a celebrity like tom cruise, but instead of scientology, hohos and cupcakes are your religion.
you be the judge.
January 25th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
@ chris johnson as a second language
I can’t find this on the extras of my Superbad DVD
January 25th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
i forgotted to ask whose parents’ house this was at?
“think of something more to say then (sic) fat jokes”. as saint parcells said, “you are what you are”. i would totally get fired within my first few hours of landing the ‘guess your weight’ assignment at the amusement park, but i’m gonna go out on a limb here and surmise that you might fall under one of the less desirable headings on the BMI scale. fatty mcfattfatt.
350?
January 25th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Hey, fatty Ding-Dongs, who’s the slut goofing on you in the background? I got a salami I wanna hide….
January 25th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
What’s mostly sad about “Rob” is that he now has to post on KSK to make himself feel better.
Welcome to your personal pit of despair – please, act like everything’s cool even though THE CARDIN-CARDINALS *weepingprofusely* ARE IN THE SUPER BOWL BWAHHHHWAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHH…
By the way, I’m pretty sure The Black Sheep Manning still need someone to use as toilet paper…
January 26th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Nick S: Yes, thats exactly what I mean. If I had to pick, I would pick the drooling on the shirt celebrity. That seems as if a clothing deal could be in the works with that one.
Hammer: The Giants defense played rather well vs the Eagles, except for the 3rd and 20 completion. They couldn’t generate pressure on McNabb because the Eagles offensive line played rather well and we had to put a spy on Westbrook because he could be deadly when coming out of the back field. It’s hard to cover receivers for what it seemed to be 10 seconds when you can’t generate any pressure on the quarterback. However, for the most part, the defense was not the problem. Most times they were given a short field to defend because of Manning’s poor throws and Gilbride’s wrong gameplan. McNabb will find receivers if he’s given time to throw the ball and that’s what happened on that particular day. The defensive unit was not the reason that we lost that game.
As for being defensive, I could have taken the video off youtube within seconds of it being put up, and three days before it hit any other sites on the internet, so obviously that’s not it. You guys got me all wrong, I’m not here to argue and make myself looks right for what I did that night, I just want to get the facts straight. Sure, it was my constant thinking of the Giants that day that sparked the emotion, which was a day after the game but it was uploaded a week later because that’s when we came home from the vacation house, but to say that the alcohol drank that didn’t have any influence on the final result would be futile.
I weigh 250 pounds, maybe a few pounds more. I know what I am. I LOVE Big Mac’s and I will continue to devour them as I see fit. I was just simply referencing to the fact that I don’t need to be told that I am fat, because, well, I realize the sentiments and quite frankly, that’s me and that’s fine. I’m a fat fuck and whatever the case may be, but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with my large group of friends, some of whom were even referred to as “banging” by posters on this lovely website.
The only thing that bothers me is that I, of all people, was actually called a “fair weather fan” by somebody who commented on this video from this website. Did you watch the video? Would a fair weather fan ever act like this? Maybe I’m a bit scewed on this one, but I would say that I’m pretty passionate about the New York Giants, as a blubbered that they are my life and such in the actual video. That comment was just stupid and I don’t understand it one bit.
Look forward to talking to you guys again.
Always with Love, Rob.
January 26th, 2009 at 1:06 am
“The Giants defense played rather well vs the Eagles, except for the 3rd and 20 completion.”
And Sonny Bono had a great time skiiing down that mountain, except for that one stupid tree.
“…but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with my large group of friends,”
And this video clearly shows how respected and admired you are by your friends. Some girl repeatedly compares you to her hoo-haa, while some dude tells you to shut the fuck up over and over. In the span of a minute and forty-four seconds. Damn. Most people don’t get called a big whiny pussy by their close friends in, like, twice that time frame at least.
But Rob, we’re just messing with you. It’s all in good fun. One thing though. Stop being such a fair weather fan. Seriously. It’s such a punk-ass thing to be.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Hey Rob you seem to have lost me.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:47 am
“This is making me a celebrity..so by all means continue.”
Tom Hanks is a celebrity. You are an attention whore. But not even a celebrity attention whore like Paris Hilton or any of those Rock of Love girls. On the celebrity scale, I’d say you fall somewhere below Stacy “Star Wars Trumpeter” Hedger and slightly above Whiffle Ball Bat-to-Crotch Guy #435. Don’t remember them? That’s okay. In a couple of weeks, no one will remember you either.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Hey, keep me out of this. I resent being compared to this asshead.
January 26th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Oh, the old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be.
The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Hammer: The Giants defense really didn’t play bad, considering the fact the Tuck and Kiwanuka were both banged up. But enough with that kind of talk. Season is over and we’ll see what happens next year.
The only potentially bad thing I see happening from this is now every year when the Giants don’t win the Super Bowl, which obviously will happen almost every year and winning a Super Bowl is such a hard thing to do, even with such a talented squad, I feel as if my friends will get the video camera out and hand me a bottle of Captain Morgan, hoping to get a sequel of this video.
I’m also a die hard New York Rangers fan, and they seem to be a second round exit out of the NHL playoffs this year, so if they decide to get me drunk enough to do this again, you might see a hockey version of this in a few months. Call me a celebrity or a attention whore, it doesn’t matter to me. Either way is fine =]
The friend who jumped in my face like at the end gets really violent when drinking. Like, ..really fucking violent. He apologized to me th next day and I thanked him for doing it. It caps this video off very nicely.
The funny part about this whole thing is, I wasn’t even crying because the SEASON was over per se, but rather because in my drunken state, I really thought that the Giants were NEVER going to play again, ever. Who knows what goes on in my brain.
With an everlasting supply of sweet, sweet love,
Rob.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Rob, I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Rob,
The friend who jumped in your face absolutely had the right idea.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:26 am
85: Completely agree. It had to be stopped. I actually thanked him for doing it, because right after he did that, the video camera’s went off and ..that was basically it. It all stopped.
qwijibo: Do you mean my youtube channel? I don’t really have a newsletter.
Holding an overflowing cauldron of love,
Rob.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
rob im an eagles fan. just imagine that for one season. its like realizing you’ve won the lottery, then losing the ticket on the way to claiming it. they trick us every year, its the biggest cocktease on planet fucking earth. so, i dont feel bad for the giants. i do however feel bad for the mets. although they do supply this world with wonderful sweet comedy.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:03 am
I made it exactly 15 seconds into that video before I thought “why don’t I just type “EPIC FATTY FAIL?” in the posts…
January 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
dude this guy should get beaten with a tire iron acting like that by giant fans anywhere in the new york area
$100 says this guy is from long island, and also a mets fan
loser.
as a giants fan of over 25 years i disavow this clown
January 26th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
savedbyzero: Your a terrible bettor. I’m from the Bronx and I’m a Yankees fan. You owe me $100.
January 26th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
as unhappy as i am over the giants shitting the bed, this almost makes it worthwhile.
almost.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
WOW! He has to be intoxicated. This is nuts. I know some HUGE HUGE HUGE Bears fans and when the Bears lost two years ago they were sad but…. IT’S A GAME!!! They went on with their lives. This is clearly just someone who’s invested way to much emotional energy into something because he’s empty and hollow. Wow…
January 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Beyond retarded. For years I’ve watched Cowboys fans act this way, and I always felt good never having to endure this from another Giants.
Get your head out of your Cowboy-acting butt.
Idiot.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
hi…as resident Lions fan here I would like to say at least your effing team goes to the playoffs…or is actually considered a contender for more then 2 weeks. My season ended in week 4 when I officially claimed to friends “um there’s an 80% chance we go winless”. Oh and you know you won that whole superbowl thingy only one year ago…oh and one of the 5 pathetically futile teams just won a trip to the big dance…you know what don’t hand me any alcohol today otherwise you might find a Detroit version of this video online…lol yeah right, I’m not that fuckin lame…but seriously dude, might want to detatch yourself a little from the giants
January 26th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Nah, I’m good. I love that team too much. As I rightly said in the video, I live and die with the New York Giants. They are the most important thing in my life, next to family and friends, of course. Other then those two, nothing is in comparison.
Holding a steaming hot plate of love,
Rob.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Yeah I really enjoy being a you-tube celebrity as well. Gimme a call sometime Rob, we can hang out and share stories about how much people enjoy watching us. So what if people view us as the lowest forms of humanity…as long as they view us we are sweet.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
The most important part has not been answered…where are the nudie pics of the girl located?
January 26th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Britney: It’s not like that all. I just don’t care either way. I’m a very laid back type of guy. I don’t let much get to me. Kinda like my idol, Eli Manning.
Cool, Calm, Collected.
Life is too short.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
lol Elisha? seriously? thats your idol…explains alot i guess…I could totally see him blubbering his little eyes out at the Manning ranch.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
rob call me crazy but you just said: “Im a very laid back type of guy. i dont let much get to me.”
scroll up and press play.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Rob, how about spending less time fawning (crying?) over the Giants, Yankees, etc? And less time promoting your “celebrity” on websites which are ridiculing your fat ass (just like your “friends” in the video)? The time you are wasting doing those things AND posting on the internet, could be better spent on a treadmill. But hey, I guess you like having Diabetes in your future.
Thanks though, as you have introduced me to #47 and also replaced Jared Fogle as my #1 most hated FAT FUCK.
By the way – how are you saying “WE” when referring to the NYG??!! You look like you’ve never played a game of football that wasn’t on a game console.
But I guess you are a sort of celebrity…surely there will be people wearing t-shirts with your slobbering image on it, under which the words “FAT PUSSY” will be printed.
Loser.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Frank: You care more then I do. I am free to do whatever I want. If that makes me a pussy in your or anybody else’s eyes, I don’t care…one bit. Your telling me what to do yet your talking shit on a website.
And I’m a loser.
Anyways, I’ll be meeting with the producer of the NJ Star Ledger tomorrow morning for an interview, as I will be on there webcast show. Thanks for making this known.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Um. fat guy…you are trying to tell others they “care more than [you] do,” yet you’re trolling the internet trying to respond en masse to what others think of you. That’s called “hypocrisy.”
And you got it right when you typed “And I’m a loser.”
I think you meant otherwise, as I’ve noted in many of your posts that you use incorrect grammar and punctuation. I guess the NY public school system failed you, just like your NY Giants.
And big whoop on your interview with the NJ Star Ledger. Just know that while those guys are smiling at you and saying nice things during the interview, they’ll be thinking about how much of a slobbering, whining, fat vagina you are. Just like every person you meet from now on will think, when they realize you’re the crybaby from “that video.”
And you never did answer anyone’s comments on why you claim “WE” when referring to the NY Giants football TEAM.
January 26th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I’m part of that team.
That’s why. A team and its’ fans are one.
I’m not trolling the net, I came to one website, this one, because I wanted to talk to you guys.
January 26th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Hey man, let’s give Rob a break. Your friends did you dirty. I feel for you.
I could see you ending up with the Mila Kunis sound-a-like in 10 years a la Just Friends starring Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. Seriously, hang on to her, she actually cared enough to not smack the shit out of you.
As for the screaming guy, keep him around too. You’re gonna need that kind of tough love when Mila Kunis sound-a-like dumps you 10 years from now after discovering you don’t actually have a penis.
The two “friends” that need to go:
1) The guy at the end who says “don’t do that.” This is definitely the guy holding the video camera. Way to take the high road asshole! This Judas tries at the last moment to sound like your friend before subjecting you to the ridicule of KSK readers.
2) Number #47. How dare she call you a pussy! You need to stand up for yourself, be a man, and immediately submit to those of us who “made you a celebrity” the following:
a)phone number (real one dipshit, this bitch deserves it)
b)full name
c)any other convenient ways to contact her: myspace, AIM, facebook, twitter, actual address
d)of course any more pictures/video you have of her (or could get of her…)
Seriously, man, I’m just telling you cuz I care. We all care. After all, WE MADE YOU A CELEBRITY!
January 26th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Hat tip Hakim drops the ball for the Mila Kunis sound-a-like. I thought that was spot on.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Okay, I’ll get that information to you guys when I get a chance.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m also a die hard New York Rangers fan,
as if we didnt already have enough evidence of your douchbaggery
January 27th, 2009 at 8:23 am
The babe behind him is scrumptious in those sweat pants!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Lisa Martinez…..mmmmmmmmm!
January 27th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
http://www.myspace.com/leeloovee
January 28th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Get a life dude!! I am a die hard Giants fan, but Eli choked. I was sure hoping that that chick was going to show us her bush.
January 28th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I’m a Giants fan as well. But to be crying like a baby.. that’s pretty bad. Our play calling killed us. But we won last year. It’s all good. Next year will be a new season.. With a healthy D and hopefully Plax back.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Plexiglass will never suit up in a Giants uniform again, moron! His only options are Oak-town or Cincy.
January 29th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Rob looks like Rosie O’Donnell from “A League of Their Own.”
Nah, she’s probably more athletic.
March 8th, 2009 at 9:01 am
originally when rob started posting, i thought it had to be fake. theres no way someone would do that to themselves, then subject themselves to the taunting afterwards.
however, after reading a few of his posts, they are clearly the work of a pussy ass giants fan. asians hopes you die in a fire. we could feed korea for 11 years.