Rob is a Giants fan. Rob is distraught because the Giants couldn’t close the deal at home in the playoffs. This is truly one of the sorriest displays I have ever seen. Even his friends make no attempt to hide their contempt for this blubbering fat fuck. I’m normally a pretty laid back guy, but I hate this guy. I am pissed that I have to pause from the business of pissing off Steelers fans to address this sorry situation.
Unless I see a shit-ton of Giants fans completely disavowing this loser in the comments, I will have no choice but to assume he is representative of you all.
[ thanks to reader Nick S. for the tip ]
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originally when rob started posting, i thought it had to be fake. theres no way someone would do that to themselves, then subject themselves to the taunting afterwards.
however, after reading a few of his posts, they are clearly the work of a pussy ass giants fan. asians hopes you die in a fire. we could feed korea for 11 years.
Rob looks like Rosie O’Donnell from “A League of Their Own.”
Nah, she’s probably more athletic.
Plexiglass will never suit up in a Giants uniform again, moron! His only options are Oak-town or Cincy.
I’m a Giants fan as well. But to be crying like a baby.. that’s pretty bad. Our play calling killed us. But we won last year. It’s all good. Next year will be a new season.. With a healthy D and hopefully Plax back.
Get a life dude!! I am a die hard Giants fan, but Eli choked. I was sure hoping that that chick was going to show us her bush.
http://www.myspace.com/leeloovee
Lisa Martinez…..mmmmmmmmm!
The babe behind him is scrumptious in those sweat pants!
I’m also a die hard New York Rangers fan,
as if we didnt already have enough evidence of your douchbaggery
Okay, I’ll get that information to you guys when I get a chance.
Hat tip Hakim drops the ball for the Mila Kunis sound-a-like. I thought that was spot on.
Hey man, let’s give Rob a break. Your friends did you dirty. I feel for you.
I could see you ending up with the Mila Kunis sound-a-like in 10 years a la Just Friends starring Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. Seriously, hang on to her, she actually cared enough to not smack the shit out of you.
As for the screaming guy, keep him around too. You’re gonna need that kind of tough love when Mila Kunis sound-a-like dumps you 10 years from now after discovering you don’t actually have a penis.
The two “friends” that need to go:
1) The guy at the end who says “don’t do that.” This is definitely the guy holding the video camera. Way to take the high road asshole! This Judas tries at the last moment to sound like your friend before subjecting you to the ridicule of KSK readers.
2) Number #47. How dare she call you a pussy! You need to stand up for yourself, be a man, and immediately submit to those of us who “made you a celebrity” the following:
a)phone number (real one dipshit, this bitch deserves it)
b)full name
c)any other convenient ways to contact her: myspace, AIM, facebook, twitter, actual address
d)of course any more pictures/video you have of her (or could get of her…)
Seriously, man, I’m just telling you cuz I care. We all care. After all, WE MADE YOU A CELEBRITY!
I’m part of that team.
That’s why. A team and its’ fans are one.
I’m not trolling the net, I came to one website, this one, because I wanted to talk to you guys.
Um. fat guy…you are trying to tell others they “care more than [you] do,” yet you’re trolling the internet trying to respond en masse to what others think of you. That’s called “hypocrisy.”
And you got it right when you typed “And I’m a loser.”
I think you meant otherwise, as I’ve noted in many of your posts that you use incorrect grammar and punctuation. I guess the NY public school system failed you, just like your NY Giants.
And big whoop on your interview with the NJ Star Ledger. Just know that while those guys are smiling at you and saying nice things during the interview, they’ll be thinking about how much of a slobbering, whining, fat vagina you are. Just like every person you meet from now on will think, when they realize you’re the crybaby from “that video.”
And you never did answer anyone’s comments on why you claim “WE” when referring to the NY Giants football TEAM.
Frank: You care more then I do. I am free to do whatever I want. If that makes me a pussy in your or anybody else’s eyes, I don’t care…one bit. Your telling me what to do yet your talking shit on a website.
And I’m a loser.
Anyways, I’ll be meeting with the producer of the NJ Star Ledger tomorrow morning for an interview, as I will be on there webcast show. Thanks for making this known.
Rob, how about spending less time fawning (crying?) over the Giants, Yankees, etc? And less time promoting your “celebrity” on websites which are ridiculing your fat ass (just like your “friends” in the video)? The time you are wasting doing those things AND posting on the internet, could be better spent on a treadmill. But hey, I guess you like having Diabetes in your future.
Thanks though, as you have introduced me to #47 and also replaced Jared Fogle as my #1 most hated FAT FUCK.
By the way – how are you saying “WE” when referring to the NYG??!! You look like you’ve never played a game of football that wasn’t on a game console.
But I guess you are a sort of celebrity…surely there will be people wearing t-shirts with your slobbering image on it, under which the words “FAT PUSSY” will be printed.
Loser.
rob call me crazy but you just said: “Im a very laid back type of guy. i dont let much get to me.”
scroll up and press play.
lol Elisha? seriously? thats your idol…explains alot i guess…I could totally see him blubbering his little eyes out at the Manning ranch.
Britney: It’s not like that all. I just don’t care either way. I’m a very laid back type of guy. I don’t let much get to me. Kinda like my idol, Eli Manning.
Cool, Calm, Collected.
Life is too short.
The most important part has not been answered…where are the nudie pics of the girl located?
Yeah I really enjoy being a you-tube celebrity as well. Gimme a call sometime Rob, we can hang out and share stories about how much people enjoy watching us. So what if people view us as the lowest forms of humanity…as long as they view us we are sweet.
Nah, I’m good. I love that team too much. As I rightly said in the video, I live and die with the New York Giants. They are the most important thing in my life, next to family and friends, of course. Other then those two, nothing is in comparison.
Holding a steaming hot plate of love,
Rob.
hi…as resident Lions fan here I would like to say at least your effing team goes to the playoffs…or is actually considered a contender for more then 2 weeks. My season ended in week 4 when I officially claimed to friends “um there’s an 80% chance we go winless”. Oh and you know you won that whole superbowl thingy only one year ago…oh and one of the 5 pathetically futile teams just won a trip to the big dance…you know what don’t hand me any alcohol today otherwise you might find a Detroit version of this video online…lol yeah right, I’m not that fuckin lame…but seriously dude, might want to detatch yourself a little from the giants
Beyond retarded. For years I’ve watched Cowboys fans act this way, and I always felt good never having to endure this from another Giants.
Get your head out of your Cowboy-acting butt.
Idiot.
WOW! He has to be intoxicated. This is nuts. I know some HUGE HUGE HUGE Bears fans and when the Bears lost two years ago they were sad but…. IT’S A GAME!!! They went on with their lives. This is clearly just someone who’s invested way to much emotional energy into something because he’s empty and hollow. Wow…
as unhappy as i am over the giants shitting the bed, this almost makes it worthwhile.
almost.
savedbyzero: Your a terrible bettor. I’m from the Bronx and I’m a Yankees fan. You owe me $100.
dude this guy should get beaten with a tire iron acting like that by giant fans anywhere in the new york area
$100 says this guy is from long island, and also a mets fan
loser.
as a giants fan of over 25 years i disavow this clown
I made it exactly 15 seconds into that video before I thought “why don’t I just type “EPIC FATTY FAIL?” in the posts…
rob im an eagles fan. just imagine that for one season. its like realizing you’ve won the lottery, then losing the ticket on the way to claiming it. they trick us every year, its the biggest cocktease on planet fucking earth. so, i dont feel bad for the giants. i do however feel bad for the mets. although they do supply this world with wonderful sweet comedy.
85: Completely agree. It had to be stopped. I actually thanked him for doing it, because right after he did that, the video camera’s went off and ..that was basically it. It all stopped.
qwijibo: Do you mean my youtube channel? I don’t really have a newsletter.
Holding an overflowing cauldron of love,
Rob.
Rob,
The friend who jumped in your face absolutely had the right idea.
Rob, I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Hammer: The Giants defense really didn’t play bad, considering the fact the Tuck and Kiwanuka were both banged up. But enough with that kind of talk. Season is over and we’ll see what happens next year.
The only potentially bad thing I see happening from this is now every year when the Giants don’t win the Super Bowl, which obviously will happen almost every year and winning a Super Bowl is such a hard thing to do, even with such a talented squad, I feel as if my friends will get the video camera out and hand me a bottle of Captain Morgan, hoping to get a sequel of this video.
I’m also a die hard New York Rangers fan, and they seem to be a second round exit out of the NHL playoffs this year, so if they decide to get me drunk enough to do this again, you might see a hockey version of this in a few months. Call me a celebrity or a attention whore, it doesn’t matter to me. Either way is fine =]
The friend who jumped in my face like at the end gets really violent when drinking. Like, ..really fucking violent. He apologized to me th next day and I thanked him for doing it. It caps this video off very nicely.
The funny part about this whole thing is, I wasn’t even crying because the SEASON was over per se, but rather because in my drunken state, I really thought that the Giants were NEVER going to play again, ever. Who knows what goes on in my brain.
With an everlasting supply of sweet, sweet love,
Rob.
Oh, the old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be.
The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be,
Many long years ago.
Hey, keep me out of this. I resent being compared to this asshead.
“This is making me a celebrity..so by all means continue.”
Tom Hanks is a celebrity. You are an attention whore. But not even a celebrity attention whore like Paris Hilton or any of those Rock of Love girls. On the celebrity scale, I’d say you fall somewhere below Stacy “Star Wars Trumpeter” Hedger and slightly above Whiffle Ball Bat-to-Crotch Guy #435. Don’t remember them? That’s okay. In a couple of weeks, no one will remember you either.
Hey Rob you seem to have lost me.
“The Giants defense played rather well vs the Eagles, except for the 3rd and 20 completion.”
And Sonny Bono had a great time skiiing down that mountain, except for that one stupid tree.
“…but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with my large group of friends,”
And this video clearly shows how respected and admired you are by your friends. Some girl repeatedly compares you to her hoo-haa, while some dude tells you to shut the fuck up over and over. In the span of a minute and forty-four seconds. Damn. Most people don’t get called a big whiny pussy by their close friends in, like, twice that time frame at least.
But Rob, we’re just messing with you. It’s all in good fun. One thing though. Stop being such a fair weather fan. Seriously. It’s such a punk-ass thing to be.
Nick S: Yes, thats exactly what I mean. If I had to pick, I would pick the drooling on the shirt celebrity. That seems as if a clothing deal could be in the works with that one.
Hammer: The Giants defense played rather well vs the Eagles, except for the 3rd and 20 completion. They couldn’t generate pressure on McNabb because the Eagles offensive line played rather well and we had to put a spy on Westbrook because he could be deadly when coming out of the back field. It’s hard to cover receivers for what it seemed to be 10 seconds when you can’t generate any pressure on the quarterback. However, for the most part, the defense was not the problem. Most times they were given a short field to defend because of Manning’s poor throws and Gilbride’s wrong gameplan. McNabb will find receivers if he’s given time to throw the ball and that’s what happened on that particular day. The defensive unit was not the reason that we lost that game.
As for being defensive, I could have taken the video off youtube within seconds of it being put up, and three days before it hit any other sites on the internet, so obviously that’s not it. You guys got me all wrong, I’m not here to argue and make myself looks right for what I did that night, I just want to get the facts straight. Sure, it was my constant thinking of the Giants that day that sparked the emotion, which was a day after the game but it was uploaded a week later because that’s when we came home from the vacation house, but to say that the alcohol drank that didn’t have any influence on the final result would be futile.
I weigh 250 pounds, maybe a few pounds more. I know what I am. I LOVE Big Mac’s and I will continue to devour them as I see fit. I was just simply referencing to the fact that I don’t need to be told that I am fat, because, well, I realize the sentiments and quite frankly, that’s me and that’s fine. I’m a fat fuck and whatever the case may be, but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with my large group of friends, some of whom were even referred to as “banging” by posters on this lovely website.
The only thing that bothers me is that I, of all people, was actually called a “fair weather fan” by somebody who commented on this video from this website. Did you watch the video? Would a fair weather fan ever act like this? Maybe I’m a bit scewed on this one, but I would say that I’m pretty passionate about the New York Giants, as a blubbered that they are my life and such in the actual video. That comment was just stupid and I don’t understand it one bit.
Look forward to talking to you guys again.
Always with Love, Rob.
What’s mostly sad about “Rob” is that he now has to post on KSK to make himself feel better.
Welcome to your personal pit of despair – please, act like everything’s cool even though THE CARDIN-CARDINALS *weepingprofusely* ARE IN THE SUPER BOWL BWAHHHHWAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHH…
By the way, I’m pretty sure The Black Sheep Manning still need someone to use as toilet paper…
Hey, fatty Ding-Dongs, who’s the slut goofing on you in the background? I got a salami I wanna hide….
i forgotted to ask whose parents’ house this was at?
“think of something more to say then (sic) fat jokes”. as saint parcells said, “you are what you are”. i would totally get fired within my first few hours of landing the ‘guess your weight’ assignment at the amusement park, but i’m gonna go out on a limb here and surmise that you might fall under one of the less desirable headings on the BMI scale. fatty mcfattfatt.
350?
@ chris johnson as a second language
I can’t find this on the extras of my Superbad DVD
a celebrity like kanye west only broke and fat? or maybe a celebrity like kevin federline except your talent is crying like a little bitch and drooling on your sweatshirt? wait no… a celebrity like tom cruise, but instead of scientology, hohos and cupcakes are your religion.
you be the judge.
“By all means, say what makes you people feel good, but it doesn’t have an impact on me in the slightest.”
Whew. Well, thank god for that. Otherwise, your constant insistence that you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY ARE NOT BOTHERED IN ANY WAY BY ANYTHING THAT ANY MEAN PERSON ON THE INTERWEB SAYS, EVER would start to seem a little defensive.
Which is more than you can say for the Giants’ defense in the playoffs.
Update: Think of something more to say then just fat jokes. I realize I’m fat, in that I am the one putting the fattening foods, into my fat mouth. I’m actually from New York and yes, I guess we did back into the playoffs..at 11-1 and you know..we won a game to get home field advantage..but ..yeah your correct.
I’m that kind of guy that likes to be in that 0.000003 percent.
By all means, say what makes you people feel good, but it doesn’t have an impact on me in the slightest. This is making me a celebrity..so by all means continue.
Thanks for watching =]
f–K THAT KID MAN, IM MORE PISSED OF THAT REXY IS GOING TO LEAVE THE BEARS-YOU DONT SEE ME CRYING AND SHIT. WE”L HAVE OUR REVENGE CHICAGO FANS…………….
i love the phoney soft R’s and over active north jersey hand movements. rob, if you actually liked sports, you wouldnt cry after a team beats you for the second straight time in your own stadium. that we were the better team shit is what makes you fans arrogant and weak. buck up fella. Eli will be back next season with the same okey-doke lazy burress-less approach. you jerkoffs backed into the playoffs like a homo on exstacy.
if i was a giants fan and i was there i would have kicked your fat ass. but i’m not, and i wasn’t, so i guess i’ll just have to laugh at your fat ass over the interwebz. that is fucking embarrassing dude. there is no excusing it with alcohol. just like if i were to have left that party with a chick as fat as you….
the way you shirk accountability i would have guessed you a cowboys fan.
fat fuck.
Oh, silly Rob. No one said you were the first one in history to do something stupid while drunk. The lamest, most pathetic one in history, sure. But not the first.
“The whole night was a shitstorm of alcohol, and this is what happens I guess.” Actually, let me consult my Big Book O’ What Happens When You Get Drunk, volume 8. Sez here that, yep, 99.999997 percent of the time, a shitstorm of drinking leads to sex, vomiting, or sex and vomiting. Only .000003 percent of the time does it lead to prepubescent blubbering over a loss by a sports team. The facts don’t lie, dude.
Thanks for having this up on your website! I am the person in the video and again, a website puts the video up, but forgets to add how much I had to drink that night!
I don’t really care either way, the whole night was a shitstorm of alcohol, and this is what happens, I guess. Hell, I don’t even remember it fucking happening.
You guys are going way too easy on me. What your saying is only making me laugh. Come on, I’m sure you can do much better then that! Oh, and sorry to be the first one in the history of mankind to do something totally dtupid while drunk! My fault.
“Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.”
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
I thought she was about to pull down her sweats to make her point at the :16 mark.
/the sweats came off two beers later
Star Wars Kid? Is that you!!??
That guy looks like a young Peter King. He’s got a bright future.
I’ll take Guys Who’ve Never Been Laid for $400, Alex.
DISAVOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE DISAVOW THIS GUY. am i right?
See that’s not the reaction of a real Giants fan. The rest of us pick one or more of the following to complain about (repeat over and over to the point that it becomes a greeting)
1. Fuck the Eagles
2. Fuck Eli
3. Fuck Gilbride
4. Fuck McNabb
5. Fuck Westbrook (surprisingly not applicable this time)
6. Fuck ___(insert reciever who dropped a pass)
7. How the Fuck did we lose to a green marshmallow with head AGAIN?
Maybe he just needs to be loved…Eli understands this pain.
But don’t get Plaxico – he’ll just shoot Rob in the leg.
@ bill-o
it’s not fake man
+1 CR
That fat tub of shit would throw himself in front of a bus after half a season cheering for the Lions…
/got his e-mail?
//we ARE looking for O-Lineman
///couldnt possibly be worse than George Foster
@ throwbot
“the saddest thing is that I’m pretty sure with the references to Arizona and Pittsburgh this happened after the championship games. Buck up you loser, the Giants season ended a while ago.”
This also makes me want to believe it’s fake. Immediately after the game, you can maybe justify that reaction (no you can’t, just go with me for a minute,) but A WEEK LATER?! That’s just pathetic.
The girl in the background doesn’t look as good the 2nd time. Then again, do they ever?
Oh for fucks sake. He wouldn’t last one goddamn season as a Lions fan. Pussy.
even more annoying than the crying is how he uses the royal “we”. I’m pretty sure that dude never suited up for the Giants.
that dude is never going to get laid.
As a Giants fan. I feel I must channel my inner Coach Bud Kilmer ala varsity Blues.
“Cry me a river you fat fuck! You’re the reason why Giants fans look like goddamn sore losers”
Things like this piss me off to no end! Fuck fair-weather fans!
Looks like David Tyree no longer has a monopoly on the phrase “Giant Snatch”.
So who is > #47 girl or Fuck Da Eagles girl?
+ many foxxy!
Funny you say that foxxy, since just out of the camera eye is a tear-stained “Boss” jersey.
i guess the recording cut off before he got to the part where he cries that this never would have happened if Shockey was still there
@Davenport Dumper:
Are you that girl’s uncle or something? So some strangers think your niece would be a good fuck. Calm down.
need more video of girls pointing at their moose knuckles…..
/she’s 18
//at least thats what she told me
+1, clmetsfan. The Giants should have to shoot themselves for allowing this guy to be a fan. And no hiding the gun this time, Antonio.
LEAVE ELI ALONE!