Emotions run high in the postseason. Emotions also cascade down the cheeks of the losers in the form of warm, salty failure. These are felt no more keenly than by these sensitive souls. Sure, they try to tell themselves their teams have exceeded expectations and that they are therefore immune to crestfalling after a title game defeat. Because they’ll need your emotional support, WHO YA GOT?
Emo Eagles______________________________Will Leitch
Team
The Fierce Rune Blade That is the Philadelphia Eagles______The Buzzsaw That is the Arizona Cardinals
Song They Want Collective Soul to Play at Halftime
“Shine”___________________________“The World I Know”
Recent title from favorite baseball team so you don’t have to feel bad for him
Last October______________________2006
Top 2008 Emo Vampire Movie: Twilight or Let the Right One In?
Twilight!________________________Did Woody Allen direct one?
Injury That Follows Loss
Razor blade to the wrist__________________________Cookie sheet to face
Celebration After Win
Tears of fathomable joy________________________Indoctrinating all the new Cardinals fans
Finishing move
Not yet buying into recent good fortune_________________Brushing up on naked Antonio Pierce
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@Pubic Enemy:
Clarify that you meant the St. Louis Cardinals, dick.
/holds no ill wil towards the Buzzsaw
If Seth Green was cast in the movie Super Troopers, his character would look exactly like the red headed Emo Eagle guy.
Leitch is a Cardinals fan? What a cocksucker.
@ Otto Man
“I think Leitch was aiming for “Blue Steel”, but ended up with “Amber Alert”.
Spot on and well played, sir. Think Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC crew took that picture of Leitch?
I just spit green tea all over my fucking computer after I read “Song they want Collective Soul to pay at half time” and then looked back at the picture of the Emo Eagles and Leitch and then heard the songs in my head…. it was all too much but well played.
I think the fag(s) take this one.
+1 Phony Gwynn
Has anyone else seen the Dawkins/Wolverine segment on Sportscenter? It’s equal parts insane, hilarious and awesome. Fly Emo Eagles Fly.
I bet a Woody Allen vampire movie would have the line “I decided to go for the jugular, so I asked her if we could have sex while I watched the Knicks game.”
Leitch looks like Ian Curtis . . . only gayer.
No Emo Eagles fan will want to hear Collective Soul. They’ll just hit mute and put on the latest Les Savy Fav vinyl.
That picture of the Emo Eagles always cracks my shit up.
Warthog:
Yes, but Leitch isn’t a Diamondbacks fans.
I’m pulling for the Buzzsaw because, you know, those Eagles can scarf down a salty load for all I care.
Cardinals last world series was 2006, but Arizona’s last series title was 2001.
/now fucking off. Seriously.
Always thought Leitch would be more into “Run” than “The World I Know.”
Jesus I hate these hipsters.
1 scarf is enough – it’s a functional device, not a fashion statement people!
What an ominous way to start sexy Friday.
At least Leitch will his anchor in the fireplace to comfort him if the Cards lose.
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I think Leitch was aiming for “Blue Steel,” but ended up with “Amber Alert.”
so leitch and his twin brother are rooting for opposite teams in the game?
I thought it was gay to enjoy the “warm, salty failure” of another man?
I just like it when McNabb vomits in the clutch and that homeless guy he calls coach pulls out a fork to get the chunks.
Oh god, I always wonder how a pic like that exists. I am with LaFavre. Gay gay gay gay.
Are we picking the most gay here? Because Will wins hands down, if that’s the case.