Comments on: BIFF KING’s Monday Morning Douchebag: 69 Points Of Discussion

By: Thanks {a million|a lot|pal|dude|man|friend}. {This|That|It} {is|was|has been} {nice|interesting|cool|fun|special} {reading|knowing|seeing|hearing}

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 02:48:36 +0000

Thanks man. This has been cool knowing

By: slutnuts

slutnuts — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:12:37 +0000

therefore the points were not “unanswered”. fuck you’re dumb

By: King Ed Ra

King Ed Ra — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:04:23 +0000

You know, I was actually impressed by Biff’s analysis. Can he become areal boy and get a job?

By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:00:43 +0000

“25. If I ever suffer a potentially-life-threatening spine injury, I hope someone has the decency to play me some Creedence.”

Amen.

(Wasn’t it crazy how they were cranking that shit while two men were laid out on the ground? Tacky.)

By: Kordell Stewart's Scar Tissue

Kordell Stewart's Scar Tissue — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:58:59 +0000

um slutnuts, can you read? i said 19 unanswered points. the eagles scored 19 points BEFORE the cards answered.

By: JewDago

JewDago — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:34:40 +0000

anyone else think biff bears more than a passing resemblance to harry mudd from star trek?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd_2266.jpg

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:34:30 +0000

No, I said play “dirge on the corner.”

By: oz10

oz10 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:00:16 +0000

McGahee can walk!! the over/under is 2.5 more kids. I’m taking the over

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:59:49 +0000

That picture is a post in itself.
I haven’t even read the article and I know it’s great.
Keep railing on King, it is honestly the greatest recurring jumble of words I have ever read on the Internet.

By: slutnuts

slutnuts — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:55:15 +0000

um kordell you do know the definition of “unanswered” right. i believe the winning touchdown sort of answered the eagles’ points.
i too thought stabby mcmurder looked a little fat out there.
finally, i’ll take “run through the jungle” by ccr if i’m crippled