Behold Tarvarington!
01.07.09
YOUR JEFF GEORGE MEMORIAL LEAST OF THE WEEK is deadlocked. It could easily go to Chad Pennington or Tarvaris Jackson. Flip a coin. We defy you to choose between the two. Each had horrendous performances in home playoff losses on Sunday. Chad was picked four times while Tarvaris completed only 42 percent of his throws. On one hand, it’s amazing that any of Tarvaris’ passes are even intercepted given how wildly inaccurate he is. On the other, it’s truly remarkable that Ed Reed has the patience to wait for Chad Pennington’s wounded ducks to make it into his lateraling grasp. Sure, you could argue Chad should get a break because he was facing a slightly better defense. Or that Tarvaris was struggling in his first playoff start. These are moot points that ignore the fact that Pennington and Tarvaris are but components of a larger, suckier host being that, once fused, will wipe clean life from the planet and bring upon the reign of Thanatos.
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You say Thanatos, I say WTF?
/then type Wikipedia.com
This is what Two-Face would have looked like if portrayed by Billy Dee Williams, as originally intended.
If you could fuse Chad’s head on Tavaris’s body, that would be one hell of a QB. Almost as good as Brady.
As a Giants fan, this playoff matchup scares me more than any other team left. If the Giants make it past Philly it should be smooth sailing.
The Eagles are a much better team than there record reflects. they have a top 5 defense in regards to points allowed. in fact, the Giants and Eagles are the only two teams left in the playoffs that have both a top ten offense and top ten defense as far as points scored and points allowed.
As we speak, Tarvarington is on a quest to assemble the Infinity Gauntlet.
Tavarington, LaVArrington’s retarded little brother?
Which one is the Hulk?
You say Thanatos and I think Infinity Gauntlet, Adam Strange and, most importantly, Gamora.
Joe Namath told Suzy he thinks “Chad is a passer and not a thrower”.
I couldn’t think of anything witty to say, except Michael Jackson approves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9OYMRwN1Q
Ogre Battle, whores!
Tardvaris Pickington?
this photo gave me a head owie. and an eye owie.
@ FLS:
Chrono Trigger emulator download. Play that shit at work.
How brutally sad for the Vikes that there season was thrown in the dumpster buy this solid backup quarterback… he should get the turdstain of the team award.
Tard Jackington?
It was foretold in the Scriptures! *rolls down car window* WE DIDN’T LISTEN!
You would think that Chad Pennington would have the common courtesy to chase down his balls after he throws them before they get to the defense
@Ape
I’ll admit, Chrono Trigger is my favorite game of all-time, but sadly they don’t have it on the Wii Virtual Console and I’m too cheap for a DS.
suckiness doesnt see color
CHRONO TRIGGER, BITCHES!
FLS: First thing I wondered was if Ape was a Secret of Mana fan.
Chad Pennington thinks winning this award is a privilege.
@BK: It’s on tv too, and no, it’s not meant to be. The point is to supposedly equate LaBitchass’s glamorous milti-million dallor day job to that of an average Joe. Though you’d think with all that lean meat protein he’d be getting hurt less.
The image would be a suitable poster for Face Off II: One and Done
The tiebreaker should go to the guy who was MVP runner-up and comeback player of the year.
You say Thanatos and most people think of mythology. I hear Thanatos and think of Secret of Mana.
Why yes, I AM a geek!
> Pennington and Tarvaris are but components of a larger, suckier host
The Raiders??
The Lions??
MLB??
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Lawyer Milloy was pretty shitty on Saturday, too… not that I care who is “least” but that guy shouldn’t be able to hide from blogfrica.
@ Ape
I couldn’t agree more…
Tomlinson and his annual hurtfest come playoff time should get some attention
on sirius nfl radio, there’s a campbells chunky soup commercial featuring LT, and the voice over tells us that he needs a hearty meal after a long day of “meetings”. i don’t think it’s meant to be facetious, but it certainly sounds that way.
You might say the Eagles made Tarvar sauce out of Jackson.
You probably wouldn’t, but you might.
Yeah, but Tomlinson actually helped his team by getting hurt. Perhaps he could help them more by swallowing a shotgun.
suicidenotesuicidenotesuicidenotesuicidenote
Two-Face there threw Five-Picks.
i cant argue with the picks but i think Tomlinson and his annual hurtfest come playoff time should get some attention, so what if he scored a TD.
I give Chad a free pass as he forever gets to say “Hey Jets, how’d that Favre thing work out for ya’?”
Scoop Jackson thinks this is racis
This looks like a poster for the next horrible Wayans Brothers movie.
This really was a blown opportunity for KSK to debut its “If They Mated, NFL Edition” machine.
Mulatto?