Behold Tarvarington!
YOUR JEFF GEORGE MEMORIAL LEAST OF THE WEEK is deadlocked. It could easily go to Chad Pennington or Tarvaris Jackson. Flip a coin. We defy you to choose between the two. Each had horrendous performances in home playoff losses on Sunday. Chad was picked four times while Tarvaris completed only 42 percent of his throws. On one hand, it’s amazing that any of Tarvaris’ passes are even intercepted given how wildly inaccurate he is. On the other, it’s truly remarkable that Ed Reed has the patience to wait for Chad Pennington’s wounded ducks to make it into his lateraling grasp. Sure, you could argue Chad should get a break because he was facing a slightly better defense. Or that Tarvaris was struggling in his first playoff start. These are moot points that ignore the fact that Pennington and Tarvaris are but components of a larger, suckier host being that, once fused, will wipe clean life from the planet and bring upon the reign of Thanatos.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Mulatto?
January 7th, 2009 at 11:32 am
This really was a blown opportunity for KSK to debut its “If They Mated, NFL Edition” machine.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:32 am
This looks like a poster for the next horrible Wayans Brothers movie.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Scoop Jackson thinks this is racis
January 7th, 2009 at 11:39 am
I give Chad a free pass as he forever gets to say “Hey Jets, how’d that Favre thing work out for ya’?”
January 7th, 2009 at 11:40 am
i cant argue with the picks but i think Tomlinson and his annual hurtfest come playoff time should get some attention, so what if he scored a TD.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Two-Face there threw Five-Picks.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Yeah, but Tomlinson actually helped his team by getting hurt. Perhaps he could help them more by swallowing a shotgun.
suicidenotesuicidenotesuicidenotesuicidenote
January 7th, 2009 at 11:54 am
You might say the Eagles made Tarvar sauce out of Jackson.
You probably wouldn’t, but you might.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Tomlinson and his annual hurtfest come playoff time should get some attention
on sirius nfl radio, there’s a campbells chunky soup commercial featuring LT, and the voice over tells us that he needs a hearty meal after a long day of “meetings”. i don’t think it’s meant to be facetious, but it certainly sounds that way.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
@ Ape
I couldn’t agree more…
January 7th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Lawyer Milloy was pretty shitty on Saturday, too… not that I care who is “least” but that guy shouldn’t be able to hide from blogfrica.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
> Pennington and Tarvaris are but components of a larger, suckier host
The Raiders??
The Lions??
MLB??
January 7th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
You say Thanatos and most people think of mythology. I hear Thanatos and think of Secret of Mana.
Why yes, I AM a geek!
January 7th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
The tiebreaker should go to the guy who was MVP runner-up and comeback player of the year.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
The image would be a suitable poster for Face Off II: One and Done
January 7th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
@BK: It’s on tv too, and no, it’s not meant to be. The point is to supposedly equate LaBitchass’s glamorous milti-million dallor day job to that of an average Joe. Though you’d think with all that lean meat protein he’d be getting hurt less.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Chad Pennington thinks winning this award is a privilege.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
FLS: First thing I wondered was if Ape was a Secret of Mana fan.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
CHRONO TRIGGER, BITCHES!
January 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
suckiness doesnt see color
January 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@Ape
I’ll admit, Chrono Trigger is my favorite game of all-time, but sadly they don’t have it on the Wii Virtual Console and I’m too cheap for a DS.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
You would think that Chad Pennington would have the common courtesy to chase down his balls after he throws them before they get to the defense
January 7th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
It was foretold in the Scriptures! *rolls down car window* WE DIDN’T LISTEN!
January 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Tard Jackington?
January 7th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
How brutally sad for the Vikes that there season was thrown in the dumpster buy this solid backup quarterback… he should get the turdstain of the team award.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@ FLS:
Chrono Trigger emulator download. Play that shit at work.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
this photo gave me a head owie. and an eye owie.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Tardvaris Pickington?
January 7th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Ogre Battle, whores!
January 7th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I couldn’t think of anything witty to say, except Michael Jackson approves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9OYMRwN1Q
January 7th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Joe Namath told Suzy he thinks “Chad is a passer and not a thrower”.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
You say Thanatos and I think Infinity Gauntlet, Adam Strange and, most importantly, Gamora.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Which one is the Hulk?
January 7th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Tavarington, LaVArrington’s retarded little brother?
January 7th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
As we speak, Tarvarington is on a quest to assemble the Infinity Gauntlet.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
As a Giants fan, this playoff matchup scares me more than any other team left. If the Giants make it past Philly it should be smooth sailing.
The Eagles are a much better team than there record reflects. they have a top 5 defense in regards to points allowed. in fact, the Giants and Eagles are the only two teams left in the playoffs that have both a top ten offense and top ten defense as far as points scored and points allowed.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
If you could fuse Chad’s head on Tavaris’s body, that would be one hell of a QB. Almost as good as Brady.
January 7th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
This is what Two-Face would have looked like if portrayed by Billy Dee Williams, as originally intended.
January 7th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
You say Thanatos, I say WTF?
/then type Wikipedia.com