Baltimore’s Ravin’ !!!

Mocking awkward white people dance may be the lowest of the low hanging fruit, but I just can’t help myself.

Here we have some Ravens fans taking advantage of the Tennessee nightlife last weekend. I’ve always found the idea of grown folks wearing jerseys to be endearingly dopey. My OCD being what it is, I inevitably find myself checking the numbers to see which players are overrepresented and the most obscure jersey in the group. Along those lines I was able to Jersey watch: Derrick Mason, Two Ed Reeds, Joe Flacco (wisely trying to stay out of frame), Bart Scott (dedicated to Clare, who asked for fat & ugly), Ray Lewis and I think I even see Ray Rice bopping around in the back at one point.

Since they made the long trip to Nashvegas, one has to assume that these fans are some of the more hardcore Ravens followers plodding around the dance floor like some sort of Cretaceous period mating ritual. And while that may not speak particularly well of Ravens fans, I would rather be in the bar with those guys than in your run of the mill Steelers’ bars. I hear it’s shank or be shanked around those creeps.

[ complete video from Nasty Nestor @ WNST ]

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23 Responses to “Baltimore’s Ravin’ !!!”

  1. Otto Man Says:

    Speaking of invasions, what the fuck has happened to the comment boards at With Leather?

  2. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    That just about does it for me. I can’t actually root for Pittsburgh, but I hope less of their players become paraplegics than Baltimore’s.

  3. DeepFriar Says:

    I don’t have time to formulate something clever, so I’ll just say this:
    That’s the stupidest looking thing I’ve seen all week, and that’s saying alot. Of all the anti-Baltimore posts this week, this more than anything else has swayed me to never hope anything good ever happens to the Ravens ever again.

  4. Luther Says:

    From the looks of it, those folks leanred to dance from this instruction video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiuCaaQhxg

    They was doin the Whitey Hop.

  5. Brian Says:

    Speaking of invasions, what the fuck has happened to the comment boards at With Leather?

    Damn, that is sad. They need to shut down the comments and fumigate the place.

  6. Christmas Ape Says:

    Flubby misspelled “Rapin’” in the headline

  7. TR Says:

    “Speaking of invasions, what the fuck has happened to the comment boards at With Leather?”

    The WWTDD zombies have overrun it. Nothing left to do but drop a nuke from orbit.

  8. urdum Says:

    Are they doing the Superman dance made by the brilliant Singer/Songwriter Soulja Boy? Does anybody know if he attended Juilliard or the Peabody conservatory?

  9. Upstate Underdog Says:

    if you love seeing grown men in jerseys, especially obscure ones, check out this site:
    http://straightcashhomey.net/page/1

    @Otto, WL has been a total shit show today. PUNTE picked a bad day to be there.

  10. Nestminder Says:

    goddammit.

    /puts on Ravens hat
    //punches self in face

  11. Otto Man Says:

    Nothing left to do but drop a nuke from orbit.

    Seriously.

    RIP, With Leather. We hardly knew ye.

  12. TR Says:

    “WL has been a total shit show today.”

    Today and forever. “Is this our new clubhouse?” “Hey, everybody! Don’t you hate pants?!”

  13. Otto Man Says:

    From the new and improved With Leather comment boards: “It feels like my first day in grade 9 wondering the halls, bumping into walls looking for familiar faces!”

    No, seriously. Have fun with that, Punte.

  14. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    I live in the Midwest, so I regularly see dipshits “dancing” the Electric Slide or the Boot Scoot Boogie (?) and whatever other shit that spews forth out of the retardery that is line-dancing.

    However, I think that White Ed Reed doing some sort of shadowboxing-hippity-hop is now officially the dumbest fucking dance/spasm ever witnessed by multi-celled organisms. Congrats White Ed Reed. I hope you survived all the pussy that absolutely flung itself at you after watching you … flail about.

  15. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @Otto, I have faith that Matt will right the ship over at WL

  16. henry_finkel Says:

    Anyone over the age of twelve who wears a jersey is an idiot.

  17. barry_o Says:

    Holy. Shit. That was worse than watching Passion of the Christ.

  18. Otto Man Says:

    @Otto, I have faith that Matt will right the ship over at WL

    We’ll see. That’s a pretty powerful infestation.

    UFFORD! FIX YO WEBSITE!

  19. Brian Says:

    With Leather today reminds me of the South Park episode where Andy Dick shows up and ruins the cool bar for everyone.

  20. Tatum Bellhop Says:

    the ravens fans are actually doing the dance pretty well. you can make fun of them for having practiced this so often, but it would look much worse if they weren’t so coordinated. everyone who has piled on to laugh at “white people looking awkward” would be thinking the same thing to themselves if they were a different race. but what can you expect from the fat SWPL yuppies who claim to be progressive thinkers here? i’m sure black ballroom dancers disgust them too by looking so out of place.

    here’s the tutorial video with a modest 40 million hits
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLGLum5SyKQ

  21. HonoluluHoo Says:

    That’s just shameful. Ray Rice is the only legit line dancer they have….not. HH@showoffsports.com

  22. Mike Says:

    3 seconds into the video ZUBAZ!! god i hate people that wear that shit.. are you a wrestler?no.are you brain damaged? YES

  23. CooperIsSuper Says:

    If Zybokowski was a Pat he’d outsell the rest of the league, all of it.

    /checks speeling
    //dusnt kare

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