Comments on: As Long As There Is Salma Hayek, There Are No Losers

By: White Speed Receiver

White Speed Receiver — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:32:50 +0000

My God, Salma is perfect.
/grabs length of rope

The things I’d do to her…
/ties knot

Great news, fellow Vikings fans…
/stands on chair, adjusts rope

Mark Wilf said Childress is going to be back next year.
/jumps

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:56:45 +0000

@ TDub, Rocco

Will the Minnesota Vikings and Buffalo Bills become the Los Angeles Brahz and the Toronto Hosers? Very depressing thought.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:37:36 +0000

*of

By: Rocco

Rocco — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:37:07 +0000

Salma Hayek nude in Desparado was cinematic genius.

/Please let the Bills move. I’m tired if my taxes going to Ralph Wilson.

By: TDub

TDub — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:22:00 +0000

@Chris,

I hate to defend our lovable purple retards, but did you actually watch the Miami game?

By: Dr. Sid Trask

Dr. Sid Trask — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:04:31 +0000

Dear Tracer Bullet,

We have concluded our tests and we are happy to report that you do not, in fact, have dick cancer. We agree that life is very, very good.

Sincerely,
Dr. Trask

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:52:40 +0000

What an abortion of a game. I think the 2008 Vikings might be the worst team to ever get a home playoff game. Horrible.

By: BaCsonkaDonk

BaCsonkaDonk — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:07:21 +0000

@ARR-

The Bills won the AFL championship in 1964 and 1965.

By: TDub

TDub — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:04:49 +0000

@Gino-

A buddy of mine’s bitch wife works for the Vikings and she keeps talking about how real the possibility is of moving given the resistance from the legislature. What with our bridges collapsing all around us, and with us getting this recession on, it seems people aren’t jacked about paying for a stadium!!!

So get ready for the L.A. Vikings, coming to an HDTV near you.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:35:59 +0000

Salma – proof that a baby and 40+ years of life don’t have to mean a woman lets her body go to crap