Comments on: Always Be Covering: Unless Of Course You’re Too Busy Dissecting Teen Wolf

By: Carswell

Carswell — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:08:30 +0000

Simmons makes me hate sports sometimes.

By: Onomatopoeia

Onomatopoeia — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:16:46 +0000

Excluding most commenters, I suppose. Is espnisweak.blogspot.com still hiring writers?

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:06:37 +0000

Simmons. The people who complain about him are often funny.

By: Onomatopoeia

Onomatopoeia — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:02:05 +0000

@MK – “I like both of these writers, but for Drew to complain that Simmons is a one-dimensional writer is like Bush complaining that Palin is too incurious and rigid.”

Bingo. Who’s act is more tired? Simmons’ or the people who complain about him?

By: Kevin W.

Kevin W. — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:39:46 +0000

The girls are hotter in Tucson than in Tempe. Plus, they’re not retarded.

As the joke goes, why did I go to UA instead of ASU? Because I already learned how to read.

By: Gern

Gern — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:14:09 +0000

I just moved back to Seattle after 5 years in Scottsdale. Why? Good question, anyways the hottest, slimmest fakest (in a great way) tannest chicks are in Arizona. Take a stroll through Fashion Square on any given Friday afternoon and you will never want to leave because of all the superhot chicks of all ages. Granted, there aren’t any in Cards jerseys, but that’s a big plus in my book.

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:46:15 +0000

How much do you want to bet that Bostoners bring up the Dave Roberts steal to draw comparisons to every mundane event in their miserable lives

A hundred dollars. No…. A THOUSAND DOLLARS.

By: CooperIsSuper

CooperIsSuper — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:00:38 +0000

@ Todd: Simmons is eerily similar to the mantee’s that write Family Guy…

/I believe in the church of baseball
//falls out of boat; misses water

By: CuseDenny

CuseDenny — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:32:16 +0000

I saw the ASU whore and immediately was thinking of a post to include her and Rocco’s ex wife.

Then I just read Rocco’s post.

I don’t have to say a word !!

By: Todd

Todd — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:42:34 +0000

Wow, I just realized something. Is Bill Simmon’s column really a column or just a series of obscure 80s/90s pop references that he pulls out of a hat and then relate to everyday events?