Comments on: Always Be Covering: Fairly Decent Proposals

By: bondage

bondage — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:22:20 +0000

I didn’t read the article… all that matters is the hottie in bed, like it should be.

By: f--k, otron

f--k, otron — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:35:10 +0000

THE SEX CANNON LEAVES ANOTHER CUSTOMER SATISFIED

By: GoSlash27

GoSlash27 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:53:44 +0000

Odds that a questionable call will hand Pittsburgh the game: 1/30
Odds that people will complain the refs are in Pittsburgh’s pocket: 11/15

By: RoethlisbergerIHardlyKnowHer

RoethlisbergerIHardlyKnowHer — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:08:09 +0000

Look, the cuban sandwich is pure win, but Miami makes at least as good a cuban as Tampa.

Pure Tampa food: Grouper sandwich and an Ybor Gold. Hell yeah.

But now you got me thinking: Cuban sandwich, black beans, platanos, (or tostones if you roll like that) and a big fat sweet cafe con leche.

Why the hell did we have a Super Bowl in Detroit, again?

Oh, and: My wife totally pulled that for the Rams Super Bowl in 2000. I missed the first half of the third just for some mind-bendingly good halftime sex. Hardly seems worth it.

By: deafjeff

deafjeff — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:02:16 +0000

“10th avenue freezeout” always seems to make his shortset list. His new album comes out Tuesday so he might do one off that. With the fuzzy feelings over Obama he might so working on a dream. Born to Run for sure finshes it, unless he does a couple encores.

/always does a couple encores
//couple hours of encores
///don’t hate me, I’m old and white and like Mellencamp too

By: LI Matt

LI Matt — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:54:39 +0000

Over/Under on the number of God/Christ/Jesus/Holy Spirit/Father references Kurt makes in post game interviews if the Cards win: 14

That includes when he holds up the Lombardi trophy and shouts “THANK YOU JESUS!!” (like he did last time).

By: Boss Godfrey

Boss Godfrey — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:57:50 +0000

Bruce should open with “Wild Billy’s Circus Story,” segue immediately into “Johnny 99,” and then close with a rousing “Jungleland.” At the end of his set, he should machine gun all those phony goddamn dancers they stick on the field in front of the stage.

/hell, i’d PAY to see that on the teevee

By: johndewar

johndewar — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:27:12 +0000

While Tampa is a cultural toilet, food-wise, I’m sure Madden will whip out the requisite Primanti Brothers reference.

The only player I can think of with arrest potential might be Santonio if he decides he wants to rock the ganj during SB week.

@Mo Charlo: Rosalita is about 15 minutes when played live. I don’t care what the time says on the actual album.

@librarian: Please tell me that was an attempt at sarcasm with the Ode to Pittsburgh/Hometown remark.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:17:59 +0000

Otto Man, FozzieBear and Doc Holiday brought up interesting points about groups of retards ridiculously-misinterpreting popular songs. Expand that into advertising and you’ve a good prop bet. Three examples of songs misused in advertsing:

Carnival Cruises using Iggy Pop’s “Lust for Life” (drug addict weary of the life)

Ralph Loren using CCR’s “Fortunate Son” (fake patriotism)

Wrangler using Thin Lizzy’s “Boys Are Back in Town” (returning Viet Nam vets getting in bloody brawls)

Over/under on commercials misinterpreting popular songs: 3.5

By: poop

poop — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:15:51 +0000

What’s the over under on times Madded compliments Hines Ward by calling him a “football player”?

37?