Comments on: Always Be Covering: Especially On This Holiest of Weekends

By: Ed S

Ed S — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:42:43 +0000

douchebag Simmons about to go 0-4…..lol

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:26:01 +0000

Chocolate Milk coming out of those boobies? Then my vote is going for the TIT-ans.

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:23:04 +0000

mmmmmmmmmm, Ben’s Chili Bowl . . .

/actually, liked Florida Ave. Grill better

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:36:02 +0000

I’m pretty sure that image of the gorill and Tiny Darren just got added to Ape’s Spank Bank.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:34:52 +0000

It’s definitely stupid, but they’ve been hanging with it for ages. I believe since the Jim Varney Celebrity Spokesperson Era.

And I know the milk theory is true. That’s why I want to duct-tape the mascot’s head on and let ‘er rip.

By: Natrone Means Business

Natrone Means Business — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:34:05 +0000

I unfortunately have the same picks as Simmons… that means I am going to lose a ton of money on the Chargers/Stillers game.

By: skc

skc — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:33:15 +0000

“Needless to say, we both wound up 2-2 for the weekend, proving once again that anybody who pretends to know what the fuck they’re talking about is filled with more shit than the septic system serving Ben’s Chili Bowl and The Grill Next Door. ”

Nah, it just proves neither you nor Simmons knows what the hell you’re talking about.

Eagles +4 at NY…really? really? Good luck.

Carolina -10 vs Arizona….sure Q is out but Fitz is still in. I’m not saying that Arizona will win but I am saying that with the pass happy Arizona offense this game is prime candidate for a garbage time touchdown from Warner that ruins the +10 spread.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:00:35 +0000

Otto, we tried to test the whole “can’t drink a gallon of milk in an hour” theory annnnnndddd…it’s 100% right. You might get it down, but most of it comes right back up. It was rough.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:37:04 +0000

@Otto: That’s just stupid, even if it keeps the light out, as they claim. Dumb hick southerner farmers can’t figure out how to use white jugs?

By: CubsDynasty

CubsDynasty — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:30:15 +0000

I think it was a sign that Simmons is outdated because anyone who reads this site occasionally knows about Marmalard. The Titans are going to be without their center or Mawae is going to be playing injured, that’s why the money is going to the Ravens and rightfully so.