Comments on: Always Be Covering: A Candid Interview With Santonio Holmes

By: Marquise Battle

Marquise Battle — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:34:20 +0000

Same, the Jonas brothers can make any song a decent song .

By: Tom Cruise the Unicorn

Tom Cruise the Unicorn — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:44:06 +0000

The Cardinals are a great story. They got hot at the right time. But they’re still a 9-7 team out of one of the weakest divisions in NFL history. And they’re playing a team that not only survived, but prospered playing what in all likelihood was the toughest schedule in NFL history.

Only the fact that the Stiller offense is so banged up keeps this from being a classic 55-14 80s/90s style Super Bowl blowout. Steelers cover (and then some). But bet the under.

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:57:00 +0000

/Meant single digits

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:56:34 +0000

I cannot believe that people think that this will even be close. Has anyone seen the Steelers defense? Unless Pittsburgh goes as conservative as they can on offense and lets Arizona hang around, I do not see how the Cardinals will keep this in double digits.

And yes, this is an attempt to jinx the outcome, but everything I just wrote is true.

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:12:17 +0000

@ Billy – beat me to it

@ Otto Man – see also Romano, Ray (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005380/)

By: skc

skc — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:49:01 +0000

Prediction:
Cardinals 28 Steelers 17

Fitz and Boldin will put on a clinic in the first half. how many teams have two receivers that should be double covered?

Ben will go back to his old self. 2 picks, 1 fumble.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:39:04 +0000

Seriously, that was one of my favorite posts in weeks. That’s some ground-breaking journalism there, UM.

By: CooperIsSuper

CooperIsSuper — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:19:00 +0000

I’m bored. You’re boring commenter’s.

/leaves
//reads rest of internets

What the hell? No new comments since 7:28?

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:28:38 +0000

Hey Maj, I see both you and Simmons are picking the Steelers this week. Isn’t it great when great gambling minds think alike? I’m sure nothing but good things will result from this development!

/leaving now to attend the victory parade in Phoenix
//not really; fuck both those teams

By: betheballdanny

betheballdanny — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:23:19 +0000

I’m with Fletch here. This is supposed to be Sexy Friday. SUPER Sexy Friday. I open the normally reliable ABC column, and the Tracy in the column is a dude?

Get Jeff Reed on the payroll now!