“If you will not be turned… you will be BLITZED!”
I’m honestly troubled by the fact that the above image of the Emperor actually has Jim Johnson’s face. Good Lord, man. Get some sleep.
This feels a little more apt:
Like, you couldn’t dodge the fact that Luke was central to the success of the rebels, but he always just came off as a such a pussy.
Go Eagles. I wanna see Leitch get hit in the face with a cookie tray.
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Welp, Luke did blow up the first death star. After the first movie though, all he really accomplished was getting himself and other people in trouble.
I really, really hope the Eagles win now just so we don’t have to see Daulerio’s ass.
What would Daulerio have to put up to top Leitch getting hit in the face with a cookie sheet? Tatoo a Hitlerstache on his upper lip so he’ll always have to keep his stache grown out t not raise the ire of Maj? Give Stu Scott a free shot at a kick to the nuts? Recount the details of the stripper date?
im not picking a side until I hear what happens if the eagles lose.
ManBearPig…Star Wars eventually turned gay. (Noooooooo!!!!)?
And instead of shooting lightning bolts, shouldn’t Emperor Johnson be sending forth legions of Brian Dawkins clones after Lambchop of God?
Star Wars … still … gay?
You, sir, hate America. And freedom.
/cries big fat nerdy tears
MOST UNDERVIEWED YOUTUBE VID:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XZDzOGFXts
It’s premature to pick a rooting interest before Daulerio declares what he will do if the Eagles lose.
Raiden is not impressed with your bullshit lightning bolts. Luke didn’t even die right away. Geesh the emperor was such a pussy.